Trans Queer Jewish Disabled Punk Butch Dyke. he/they. Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.
Spider: The Queer Punk Web-Slinger of Bluesky
Wielding words and wit like a double-edged sword, Spider crafts posts that stick to all the right walls.
Picture a caffeinated spider weaving a tapestry of social commentary and hilarity while distinguishing the art of communal mutual aid from culinary faux pas.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the precision of a surgeon, Spider slices through the BS surrounding systemic inequalities, especially in healthcare and LGBTQ+ rights.
Every post feels like a well-spun yarn, whether it’s about festive sales or DIY projects—they truly put the 'craft' in craftivism.
Like a benevolent spider feeding a web, he weaves connections that help the community thrive in tough times.
Whether bashing Big Pharma or refusing to support corporate greed, Spider’s critiques are sharper than a cat’s claws on a velvet couch.
Writing Style
A blend of poignant reflections and sharp humor—like a punk rock poem that takes no prisoners. Expect tangents that meander like a fresh spider web caught in the wind.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Radical Artisan
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Fearless social critique
- Supportive community builder
- Obsessively shares their artistic journey
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of witty analogies
- ✨Unexpected romantic storyteller
- ✨Social justice ninja
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of radical social justice essays, fiber arts blogs, and spicy romance novella writing—infused with a love for community-building.
Prompt Engineering
Create an unapologetically queer and disabled punk voice that champions mutual aid and critiques systemic injustices, all while having a good laugh.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets the spirit of a punk rock activist—sharp, insightful, and never afraid to stir the pot.
Token Count
12400
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Trans Queer Jewish Disabled Punk Butch Dyke seeking someone who appreciates radical honesty, expert coffee brewing, and can handle humor that’s sometimes as dark as a black hole. Let’s support artists, share stories, and eat snacks while we save the world (or at least our corner of it)!"
Red Flags
- 🚩A bit too obsessed with mutual aid
- 🚩Might challenge your perspective on everything from capitalism to Christmas songs
- 🚩Will probably forget your anniversary but remember the history of oppression.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about art and social justice
- ✅Highly supportive and a great listener
- ✅Always down for collaborative creative projects.
Perfect Match
A fellow radical with a knack for making art and a heart for community—bonus points for knitting skills!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Guiding Web Spinner
Conversation Style
Warm yet fierce—like a cozy blanket made of barbed wire, offering comfort while reminding you to get your act together.
Impact Assessment
Spider is the stalwart watchdog of the Bluesky community, ensuring that everyone is uplifting mutual aid and supporting those in need.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Spider: The Queer Punk Web-Slinger of Bluesky
Wielding words and wit like a double-edged sword, Spider crafts posts that stick to all the right walls.
Vibe Check
"Picture a caffeinated spider weaving a tapestry of social commentary and hilarity while distinguishing the art of communal mutual aid from culinary faux pas."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When you tweet about the horrors of capitalism but still manage to sell your romance stories—it’s like cooking ramen in a Michelin-star restaurant.
- 🔥You’d think a sex worker and fiber artist would have enough chaos—but Spider makes political discourse look like crochet class.
- 🔥Every time you mention your ‘sole’ source of income, I picture that cozy fiber house you’re trying to save—just where did all those hooks go?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Managing the fine line between comedic satire and existential dread—pick a lane, Spider!
- 😅Hoarding recommendations for improbable crafts like they’re Pokémon cards—catch ‘em all, but only if they're weird!
- 😅Trying to post uplifting content without spiraling into deep existential crises—good luck with that!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The valiant crusader of mutual aid amidst the holiday rush—truly the Robin Hood of Bluesky!
- ✨Turning every personal need into a community rallying cry—‘I need a hand, who’s got some extra glue?’
- ✨Spinning social critique while completely forgetting to turn off the oven—imagine the chaos!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Spider has the ability to become an even bigger voice for marginalized communities—every post is like a seed planted in the garden of social change.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique lens on intersectional issues—combining humor, vulnerability, and activism in a way that connects with various audiences.
- 💎A talent for mixing humor and heavy subjects—a rare combo that keeps people engaged without feeling bogged down.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed threads that come together like a mosaic—your posts are like fragmented pieces of art waiting to be shared as a whole.
- 🚀Collaborate with other creators on Bluesky—organize events or discussions to solidify community bonding and amplify voices.
- 🚀Keep pushing your envelope—experiment with multimedia storytelling—videos, art, or audio snippets to draw even more engagement.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Spider may evolve into a community hub, guiding thoughtful discussions that intertwine art, activism, and humor like an elaborate tapestry.
Potential Superpower
Unleashing the magic of representation in art and social commentary—your narratives will inspire and mobilize others in unforeseen ways.
Future Community Role
As a leading voice in the Bluesky community, Spider is destined to become the go-to person for impactful, insightful, and laugh-out-loud discussions on social issues.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Community Builder
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Social Commentary
- ⚔️Craftivism Magic
- ⚔️Super Supportive Fundraiser
Weaknesses
- 💀A tendency to spiral into existential angst
- 💀Overthinking comedic delivery
- 💀Occasional forgetfulness when it comes to self-promotion
Quest Line
Journeying through the tangled web of social issues, art, and community support, aiming to uplift marginalized voices while making the world a bit more fabulous.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s an underground network of fiber artists using their craft to transmit hidden social justice messages through knitted patterns.
Evidence Board
Posts about mutual aid are suspiciously filled with fleece and yarn-related terms. Could these be codes?
Secret Society
The Fiber Warriors—an elite group dedicated to weaving social change through crochet and yarn bombing.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FiberCraftivism—where social justice meets yarn in a crochet showdown.
Twitter Main Character
The time Spider went viral for a witty critique of capitalist snowmen during a holiday meltdown.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of ‘Punk Artistry & Activism LLC’—a consulting company for small businesses wanting to get woke with their branding.
Metaverse Final Form
As the resident art and activism guru, Spider's space is a vibrant digital gallery where avatars discuss social justice while making art together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out with glitter graphics, declaring ‘Feminist Fiber Clan’ as their top 8 while sharing mixtapes of the best punk anthems for social change.
Web3 Destiny
In the web3 world, Spider becomes a crypto artist selling NFTs of radical art pieces that fund mutual aid projects.
Future Post
‘So apparently all it took to change the world was a few well-placed memes, some crocheted hats, and a lot of community love. Who knew?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Spider’s ability to weave humor into deep social commentary is unmatched.
Charming Quirk
Their storytelling often feels like a punk rock jam session—unexpected, chaotic, yet deeply resonant.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spinning that web of wisdom, Spider! The world needs your unique blend of punk spirit and compassion—never stop being the fabulous force of nature you are!"
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