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Sean

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Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

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@unfollow.blue

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football Fiascos90%

Eve's posts are like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist—full of dips, twists, and a lot of screaming.

Pop Culture Commentary70%

Often a love-hate relationship with comfort shows that leaves her feeling worse off; it's like watching a rom-com while hiding under the covers from the feelings it stirs.

Daily Life and Rants80%

Her daily surges of emotion could fuel a small city; it’s a wild blend of caffeine and existential dread.

Writing Style

A blend of witty jabs and heartfelt laments; she’s like a Shakespearean actress trapped in a Twitter feed.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melodramatic Football Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Scorpionic intensity
Passionate football commentary
Random pop culture dives

Secret Powers

✨Expert mathlete with sports statistics
✨Sincere emotional rollercoaster rides
✨Deadpan humor about life’s absurdities

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of football statistics, pop culture references, and emotional self-reflection.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the emotional and passionate commentary of a football-loving Bluesky user.

Model Behavior

Like a mix of GPT-3 and a heartbroken football commentator.

Token Count

300

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Scorpiana em busca de alguém que entenda a dor de torcer pro Vasco e que também possa discutir a última série que assisti (mesmo que eu não tenha terminado). Sou uma montanha-russa emocional que adora música e futebol. Vamos juntos sofrer e rir? 🍃👒"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive rants about football failures
🚩High emotional volatility
🚩Frequent existential musings

Green Flags

✅Passionate about life and its absurdities
✅Willing to share deep cultural insights
✅Has a soft spot for cute animals

Perfect Match

Alguém que também torce pro Vasco mas tem um plano B (e C) para os fins de semana.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Emotional Oracle of Bluesky Football

Conversation Style

Engagement that feels like a spirited debate over the dinner table—loud, spirited, and filled with sighs.

Impact Assessment

Eve’s unique brand of irony is a shining beacon for the lost and confused; her rants may be the chaos the community needs.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Just Your Average Scorpionic Tornado in the Bluesky

Eve delivers daily rants with a flair that only a celestial peasant can muster.

Vibe Check

"A refreshing storm of melodrama and fervor, wrapped in a purple-hued scarf of football and pop culture."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your emotional stability could be graded on a rollercoaster curve!
🔥Eve’s post-game analyses could qualify as a reality show: "Keeping Up with the Vehement Football Fans."
🔥You might want to take up knitting instead of football—less heartbreak!

Quirky Challenges

😅Please try not to graph the trajectory of your favorite team’s failure anymore.
😅Let’s see if we can channel that energy into something productive, like organizing a book club.
😅The next level of self-care: not watching four seasons of a mediocre show before bed.

Main Character Moments

✨When Eve declares that she’s ‘cancelling football for the year,’ and it feels like she’s breaking up with a long-time partner.
✨The time she emotionally dissected a character from a series like it was the latest match stats—priceless!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could probably run a therapy group for football fans at this rate; it’s all about channeling that raw emotion!

Unique Advantages

💎Astute observations that connect the dots between sports and emotional health.
💎A knack for making even the dullest moments seem tragic or hilarious.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe throw in some random positivity every now and again?
🚀How about a series where you focus on what’s working in your life, alongside your football woes?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Eve will inevitably find herself becoming the unofficial commentator for both local and online football events, armed with her unique perspective.

Potential Superpower

She may discover the secret art of transforming team failures into comedy gold!

Future Community Role

She might emerge as the spokesperson for emotional fan reactions, uniting all who suffer silently while watching their teams.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melodramatic Football Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Scorpionic Intensity
⚔️Statistical Mastery of Football
⚔️Random Pop Culture Insight

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Passionate but Problematic Football Love
💀Frequent Existential Crises

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous world of football fandom while balancing daily life and pop culture distractions.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

A conspiraçao de que os juízes de futebol estão todos sendo controlados por uma sociedade secreta de torcedores do Botafogo.

Evidence Board

Estatísticas de jogos em que o Vasco foi claramente prejudicado; mensagens subliminares em transmissões de jogos; relatos de torcedores que 'sabem demais'.

Secret Society

Torcidas Anônimas Unificadas (TAU)

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballMelodrama

Twitter Main Character

Feminist Football Philosopher who challenges toxic fandoms while critiquing every romantic comedy ever made.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Emotional Analysis for a Sports Nonprofit, turning feelings into actionable insights.

Metaverse Final Form

Leader of a virtual football therapy group where avatars can cry and cheer together.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Um perfil de Geocities que combina tintas neon com gifs de futebol e reclamações sobre a vida amorosa.

MySpace Era

Um perfil personalizado com música de emo, fotos de jogadores favoritos e textos sobre amores não correspondidos.

Web3 Destiny

Um influencer que transforma estatísticas de futebol em NFTs interativos que permitem ao usuário 'tocar' em momentos históricos do futebol só pra sofrer.

Future Post

"E se eu te dissesse que one more season of football can’t break me anymore? Agora sou também fã de novelas turcas!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her ability to articulate heartache and joy in tandem makes her posts a true reflection of our times.

Charming Quirk

That tapestry of humor and emotion she weaves often leaves you in a joyous state of disbelief.

Final Encouragement

"Keep turning those feelings into posts, Eve! The world might need more of your chaotic genius—just don’t forget to breathe in between!"

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Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

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IAmCougarCurves

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95%

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88.7%

79.5%

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@unfollow.blue

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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