Sam

@very-simple.com

Followers

1,355

Posts

6,040

Following

508

Packs

Joined

Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

new yorker | feminist | lawyer | photography dilettante Website: very-simple.com

Sam: The New Yorker who Tweets like a Lawyer in High Heels

A sharp-witted legal eagle navigating the turbulent seas of Bluesky with a camera in one hand and politics in the other.

If you ever needed a lawyer who moonlights as your snarky best friend, Sam is your go-to.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

80%

New York Life

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Sam's political insights read like tweets from a sarcastic legal brief—sharp, well-researched, and occasionally calling out absurdities with finesse.

New York Life80%

From holiday parties to NYC quirks, Sam's posts are a love letter to city living, proving they know the subway like a courtroom.

Moderation Discussions75%

Sam engages in Bluesky's nitty-gritty like they're cross-examining a witness—thorough, precise, and occasionally, a bit too intense for social media.

Writing Style

Sam's tweets are like a well-balanced meal of wit and insight: flavorful enough to keep you coming back, but with the occasional bitter aftertaste of reality. Also, they love a good hashtag.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Defier

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Candid political critique
Whimsical references to NYC life
A blend of humor and seriousness

Secret Powers

✨Spotting absurdities in everyday life
✨Crafting clever metaphors
✨Maintaining a photography hobby amidst lawyering

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Training Data

A mix of witty political satire, NYC culture quirks, and in-depth legal analysis with a blooming photography hobby.

Prompt Engineering

Generate content that combines political commentary with humorous observations of everyday life while sprinkling in a dash of NYC charm.

Model Behavior

Behavior resembles a blend between a droll political commentator and an observant urban chronicler with a flair for the absurd.

Token Count

2400

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Bio

"Lawyer by day, witty observer by night. NYC lover, feminist, and photography amateur seeking someone who can appreciate a well-placed sarcasm and spontaneous debates about political nonsense. Let’s swap quirky stories over fair-trade coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to over-analyze every social situation
🚩Can’t resist a good political debate, even on first dates
🚩Hobbyist photographer who will insist on Instagramming your food

Green Flags

✅Witty banter that can make even the dullest topics fun
✅Passionate about social issues and willing to engage respectfully
✅Might surprise you with a spontaneous weekend getaway to spots like Mongolia.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys intellectual sparring, appreciates art and humor, and is up for joining in on the chaotic adventure of life.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Enlightened Observer

Conversation Style

Engages like a seasoned lawyer—sharply rebutting claims with data and a dash of snark.

Impact Assessment

Sam contributes to the community by elevating discourse with a side of witty satire, making Bluesky feel a bit more like a warm coffee shop debate than a Twitter firestorm.

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Sam: The New Yorker who Tweets like a Lawyer in High Heels

A sharp-witted legal eagle navigating the turbulent seas of Bluesky with a camera in one hand and politics in the other.

Vibe Check

"If you ever needed a lawyer who moonlights as your snarky best friend, Sam is your go-to."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sam's idea of a wild night? A lacework pie crust.
🔥Their disdain for Amazon is as palpable as an overcooked turkey on Thanksgiving.
🔥Every time they mention moderation lists, a new law school graduate gets their wings.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to blend their love for photography with a busy legal career—like mixing oil and water.
😅Debating between being a political commentator or a lifestyle influencer; the struggle is real.

Main Character Moments

✨Realizing that life is just a giant game of calvinball with added legal briefs.
✨The time their holiday party tips turned into a mini social media seminar.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Sam could harness their photography passion to create visual commentary that resonates deeply online.

Unique Advantages

💎A keen eye for storytelling both in law and photography.
💎Ability to weave humor into critical discussions, making serious topics more accessible.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a themed weekly thread combining their photography with social commentary.
🚀Host a live Q&A session about navigating NYC while practicing law—ride the subway and spill the tea!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Sam will soon become a go-to voice for nuanced political discussions in the Bluesky community, wielding their legal expertise.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex legal issues into digestible, meme-worthy nuggets of wisdom.

Future Community Role

They'll evolve into the wise, quirky mentor figure everyone turns to for intelligent laughs during turbulent times.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Idealist

Special Abilities

⚔️Subpoena of Sarcasm
⚔️Photo-Finagling Finesse
⚔️Political Paradox Interpreter

Weaknesses

💀Overly Detailed Responses
💀Holiday Party Anticipation
💀Squirrel Distraction Syndrome

Quest Line

To navigate the murky waters of political discourse while capturing the quirks of NYC life through a lens of humor and insight.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NYC subway is an elaborate cover-up for secret society meetings that run on a schedule known only to the hipsters.

Evidence Board

1. Frequent unexplained delays coinciding with major political events. 2. Unmarked trains that only certain ‘in-the-know’ passengers seem to board. 3. Too many coffee shops near subway entrances to be a coincidence.

Secret Society

Society of the Witty Urban Observers: Meetups involve coffee and critiques of societal absurdities, and an oath to always carry a camera.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LegalHumorNerds

Twitter Main Character

Debating the legitimacy of a squirrel's right to privacy before the local council over a viral TikTok.

LinkedIn Title

Founding Member of 'Progressive Lawyers for Sassy Debates' and éminence grise of legal TikTok.

Metaverse Final Form

A animated avatar that critiques the absurdity of digital social gatherings with a sidekick—a talking film camera.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Fluffy HTML site with a rotating poem feature. Currently debating the merits of 90's sitcoms.

MySpace Era

Complete with glittery ‘Top Friends’ featuring fellow law nerds, a background of NYC skyline, and 'Your Love Is My Drug' as the theme song.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized community for legal discussions combined with artistic photography sharing.

Future Post

Just finished the most complex lattice pie crust and debating whether to run for office or just become a TikTok influencer.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Sam's ability to mix sharp critique with humor is a rare gem in today’s social media landscape.

Charming Quirk

Their love for quirky humor—seriously, who else feels like IKEA names should have umlauts?

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the New Yorker that makes us laugh, Sam! Every post is a delightful ride through the absurdity of life—let’s see where your lens takes us next!"

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