Elite Shit Poster 🏌🏾♂️ Funny Fat Negro 🧸 ⚠️Unmarried⚠️ Łovẽ ❤️
Elite Shit Posting: The Chronicles of Xae 🪼
Meet Xae, the heavyweight champion of humor and king of chaotic commentary.
A delightful mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable life advice.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Xae navigates the love game like he's dodging bullets—always aiming to keep it light while hinting at some deep-seated fears of losing face (and his girl) in front of the world.
When it comes to fried chicken sandwiches, Xae is both a culinary sage and a connoisseur, reminding us that comfort food can heal just about anything—even a bruised ego from a bad fight.
With references that feel like a Saturday night in front of the TV, Xae's takes on shows and stars keep us laughing and occasionally wondering how deep the well of nostalgia really goes.
Writing Style
A blend of rapid-fire quips and heartfelt confessions, Xae's style is like a rollercoaster that leaves you laughing and slightly questioning your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Troublemaker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Fearless humor
- Relatable and real vulnerability
- A knack for chaotic storytelling
Secret Powers
- ✨Flawless meme timing
- ✨Culinary critique of fried chicken sandwiches
- ✨Unmatched observational comedy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media humor, pop culture references, relationship dynamics, existential musings, culinary critique.
Prompt Engineering
Write engaging, humorous social media commentary that captures the chaos of life and the absurdities of relationships.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a comedian's flair, emphasizing observational humor and relatable anecdotes.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Elite Shit Poster looking for someone who enjoys chaotic humor and has a passion for fried chicken sandwiches. Not committed, but committed to making you laugh!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to overthink fight scenarios
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Struggles with maturity in tense situations
Green Flags
- ✅Authentic vulnerability
- ✅Relatable life experiences
- ✅Culinary expertise in comfort food
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate humor, share food adventures, and navigate chaotic social scenes with ease.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Neighborhood Comedian
Conversation Style
Snappy comebacks mingled with chaotic honesty, like a stand-up routine that spills into everyday conversation.
Impact Assessment
Xae brings laughter and a dose of reality, making the Bluesky community feel a little less serious and a lot more fun.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Elite Shit Posting: The Chronicles of Xae 🪼
Meet Xae, the heavyweight champion of humor and king of chaotic commentary.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable life advice."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Can we get some variety in those posts, or is it ‘Dunked on in front of my girl’ week?
- 🔥For someone running on elite shit posting, Xae sure puts in a lot of hours contemplating the consequences of losing a fight.
- 🔥If overthinking were an Olympic sport, Xae would have more gold than Michael Phelps.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Reining in the fight-related existential crises—this is Bluesky, not therapy!
- 😅Trying a new theme instead of ‘Dunked on’ for a week—let's call it ‘Dunked Off’ and explore culinary adventures!
- 😅Balancing humor with vulnerability—sometimes less is more, even if it’s just a little less screaming.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time Xae laments about losing a fight, you can almost feel the dramatic music swell behind him—‘Survivor’ but in the realm of romance!
- ✨When fried chicken sandwiches hit the timeline, it's like a little slice of heaven—and Xae is our messenger!
- ✨Xae's posts should come with a warning: ‘Prepare to laugh hard and possibly question your life choices!’
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Exploration of new themes could elevate Xae’s brand from a star to a constellation of humor.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong audience connection due to authentic vulnerability
- 💎A flair for comedy that could easily transition to video or live performance
- 💎Undeniable relatability that makes every post hit harder
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try branching out into storytelling or skits—bring those hilarious scenarios to life!
- 🚀Engage your audience with polls or questions to spark even more relatable content.
- 🚀Utilize visuals—a meme a day keeps the dullness away!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Xae could soon be the face of a new wave of stand-up internet comedy—think TikTok meets old-school sitcom writing.
Potential Superpower
Turning mundane moments into viral gold—like a culinary magician who can make fried chicken sandwiches trend!
Future Community Role
Mentor for burgeoning humorists looking for guidance in the chaotic landscape of social media.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unmatched meme timing
- ⚔️Fearless roast delivery
- ⚔️Culinary critique of fried chicken
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking existential dilemmas
- 💀Recurring themes of fighting
- 💀Inconsistent engagement metrics
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of relationships and food while maintaining the title of Elite Shit Poster.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Fried chicken sandwiches are the key to world peace—they're a universal comfort food that can heal any rift.
Evidence Board
1. Hungry people are cranky. 2. Chicken sandwiches bring people together (see: lunch breaks). 3. Power of fried food to foster unlikely alliances, like in unplanned food truck meets.
Secret Society
The Order of the Fried Chicken Crusaders
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FriedChickenFanatics
Twitter Main Character
In a fight about which fast food joint has the best chicken sandwich, Xae becomes the face of a viral movement.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Culinary Humor Strategy at a major food magazine, revolutionizing food reviews with comedic flair.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual stand-up comedian, serving up fried chicken sandwiches in a digital diner where laughter is the only currency.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile designed around a fried chicken-loving persona, featuring a top eight of best culinary friends and a playlist of comedic podcast episodes.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for sharing and rating food memes, turning humor into a cryptocurrency.
Future Post
"I just took a bite of this fried chicken sandwich and realized life's too short not to fry—#DeepThoughts"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Xae's ability to mix humor with real-life concerns is a tapestry of authenticity and wit.
Charming Quirk
Frequent references to food and relationships create a comforting familiarity, like a warm bowl of mac and cheese.
Final Encouragement
"Keep that humor cooking, Xae—life’s too short for anything else, and we can’t wait to see what dish you serve up next!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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