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    ANGRY YOUNG AND POOR 22 Cst English-speaking American (unfortunately) Vexingvertebrae8809 on discord NO CHILDREN FFS

    Aster: The Blue Sky's Unfiltered Conscience

    Riding the wave of social justice while occasionally taking a dive into the deep end of internet absurdity.

    "

    A mix of passionate activist and meme-loving philosopher, Aster embodies the chaotic energy of modern online discourse.

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    95%
    Authenticity
    85%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Social Justice
    80%
    Internet Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Justice90%

    Aster's tweets pack a punch, often highlighting injustices while seamlessly weaving in humor. It's like a stand-up comedian moonlighting as a social rights advocate.

    Internet Culture80%

    From critiques of blocklists to existential musings on 'Slop', Aster's ability to touch on the absurdity of modern social media is a true art form.

    Trans Rights and Gender Issues95%

    Each post rings with urgency and authenticity, making it clear that Aster's heart beats for the underrepresented. It's activism wrapped in a meme, and it's a vibe.

    Writing Style

    Aster dances between deep, philosophical musings and sharp, punchy one-liners that hit you like a well-timed joke. Just when you expect a thoughtful treatise, they throw in a quip about a barn cat's existential crisis.

    Thought Leader Score

    85%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Radical Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate activism
    • Witty sarcasm
    • Unfiltered honesty
    • Pop culture references
    • Random cat videos

    Secret Powers

    • Making complex ideas digestible
    • Spotting internet trends
    • Turning serious topics into tweets that snag likes

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of social justice topics, internet memes, philosophical concepts, and pop culture references.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write as if you're a passionate activist with a sarcastic sense of humor, dissecting societal issues in a relatable way.

    Model Behavior

    Like a blend of ChatGPT and a Twitter personality who knows how to hit the like button with precision.

    Token Count

    256

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate activist, 22, looking for someone who understands the depths of social justice and can enjoy a good cat meme. No drama, just a lot of laughter and serious discussions about the state of the world."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩High caffeine consumption during social justice debates
    • 🚩Tendency to critique your snack choices

    Green Flags

    • Engages with leftist literature
    • Has a soft spot for rescue pets
    • Will debate you over the best cat videos

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can recite obscure political theory but also enjoys binge-watching terrible reality TV.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Activist Influencer

    Conversation Style

    Engagement is full of sass and edge, but also peppered with genuine connection; think of it as a spicy taco that's also a warm hug.

    Impact Assessment

    Aster is like the firebrand of the Bluesky community, igniting conversations and rallying others. They are the engine room, keeping the discourse lively and thought-provoking.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Aster: The Blue Sky's Unfiltered Conscience

    Riding the wave of social justice while occasionally taking a dive into the deep end of internet absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of passionate activist and meme-loving philosopher, Aster embodies the chaotic energy of modern online discourse."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If ‘angry young and poor’ were a Marvel character, Aster would be the lead with a sidekick named ‘Rage Against the Machine’
    • 🔥The only thing more intense than Aster's passion for social justice is their caffeine intake on a Monday morning.
    • 🔥Aster's tweets are like fine wine: bold, sometimes too strong, and occasionally leave you questioning your life choices.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Some tweets resemble abstract art—interpret only if you dare!
    • 😅Aster’s posts: sometimes so deep you need a scuba suit, other times just a puddle of irony.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time Aster single-handedly saved the discourse around trans rights with a series of fiery tweets that could've been a TED Talk.
    • Mentioning barn cats in a heated political discussion was a bold move. Not all heroes wear capes; some are just really into cats.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Aster has the ability to become a formidable influencer in the activist space, maybe even host a podcast where sharp humor meets critical discussions.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Unmatched wit that draws people in
    • 💎Ability to connect nuanced topics with pop culture
    • 💎Passion that’s contagious, making it hard to scroll past their posts without engaging

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider diversifying content with engaging video clips—imagine Aster doxxing stereotypes with TikTok-style finesse.
    • 🚀Develop ongoing series that tackle a specific issue each week with humor and urgency, 'Trans Talks' perhaps?
    • 🚀Engage with followers more through polls and interactive content to build community and make even serious topics feel like a conversation.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Aster’s online presence will evolve into a multi-platform empire, possibly launching their own talk series merging activism with entertainment.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning serious topics into viral memes—a knack for making social justice not just digestible but shareable!

    Future Community Role

    Aster may become the go-to source for both humor and activism, becoming someone that people turn to for insightful yet funny takes on hot-button issues.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Meme Alchemy
    • ⚔️Social Justice Advocacy
    • ⚔️Philosophical Musings

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Limited patience for mediocrity
    • 💀Overuse of 'angry young and poor' trope
    • 💀Cat videos as a distraction

    Quest Line

    To liberate minds and spirits from the toxicity of capitalism, one tweet at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Every major social media platform is secretly controlled by a cabal of cats who dictate the narratives based on their whims.

    Evidence Board

    Every time a tweet goes viral, a cat is seen lounging in a sunbeam nearby; consider the correlation!

    Secret Society

    Society of the Cats Who Tweet—ruling through memes and soft purring.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/CatPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    Daydreaming about a world where all politicians are replaced with well-informed cats.

    LinkedIn Title

    A consultant for progressive organizations, specializing in cat memes for activism.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital hero fighting against oppression using a blend of humor and care for all living beings.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A geocities page with a rainbow background, lots of cat gifs, and a manifesto on why the world needs more kindness.

    MySpace Era

    A profile with a top 8 featuring their favorite leftist thinkers and a playlist of protest songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Owning a successful NFT collection representing various social justice movements, preferably with cats as mascots.

    Future Post

    Just saw another corporate candidate try to pander to us—time for a meme campaign to reclaim our narrative!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Aster's most impressive quality is their unfiltered passion; it slices through the noise of the internet like a hot knife through butter.

    Charming Quirk

    Their ability to pivot from heavy topics to lighthearted memes is like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat—unexpected and delightful each time.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep the fire burning, Aster! Your voice not only matters, it’s the spark we all need in these dark times. And don’t forget to drop a cat pic or two along the way—it keeps the vibe fresh."

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