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    👨‍🎨 UX/UI Design 🌎 Prof. de Inglês 🥋 Judoca Segue la no insta: https://www.instagram.com/iamvitorinopoah?igsh=MXhsNDA0ZzNlMzNwZA%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

    Guilherme Vitorino: The Existentialist Judo Master Of Bluesky

    Navigating life's chaos, one anxious tweet at a time.

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    A mix of relatable anxiety, culinary adventures, and captivating chaos.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    60%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Anxiety and Responsibility
    70%
    Food and Family

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Anxiety and Responsibility90%

    Guilherme seems to experience existential dread with the grace of a ballerina on a tightrope. From potential parenting to Monday blues, he's got the anxiety struggle encapsulated perfectly. 10/10 for relatability!

    Food and Family70%

    Guilherme's love for food shines through, especially when it involves familial connections; just don't let the cat in the kitchen or it’ll take over the world. Literal cat-astrophe!

    Pop Culture80%

    His references to pop culture, especially Lady Gaga, create an electrifying connection between music and societal observations. When life gets tough, channel your inner pop diva!

    Writing Style

    A rollercoaster of emotions wrapped in witty one-liners and continuous self-reflection—think of it as Shakespeare meets your slightly neurotic friend at brunch.

    Thought Leader Score

    60%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Neurotic Artist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty observations
    • Judo expertise
    • Passionate food lover

    Secret Powers

    • Unintentional comedy
    • Culinary experimentation
    • Juggling existential crises

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of existential dread-themed memes, culinary mishaps, and anxiety-fueled pop culture references.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorous yet thoughtful social media commentary that combines relatable anxiety with culinary adventures and pop culture references.

    Model Behavior

    Somewhere between a stand-up comedian and a philosophical cat lady.

    Token Count

    320

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🎨 UX/UI Designer with a penchant for culinary chaos 🌈 Seeking deep conversations about life and cats 🐱 Let's explore the intricacies of existence together over a delicious meal!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Uses humor to cope with anxiety
    • 🚩Might adopt too many cats
    • 🚩Can’t commit to designs unless it’s related to food

    Green Flags

    • Cooks up a storm (most of the time)
    • Self-deprecating humor that’s charming
    • Loves deep conversations about struggles and triumphs

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates chaos, enjoys good food, and doesn’t mind the occasional cat hair!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Heartfelt Comedian

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and humorous, with a pinch of self-deprecation; it's like he's the warm hug we didn’t know we needed on a rough day!

    Impact Assessment

    Guilherme brings laughter to existential crises and a touch of comfort in shared frustrations. His posts are the digital equivalent of a group therapy session with snacks.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Guilherme Vitorino: The Existentialist Judo Master Of Bluesky

    Navigating life's chaos, one anxious tweet at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of relatable anxiety, culinary adventures, and captivating chaos."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥His anxiety could provide enough material for a Netflix special.
    • 🔥Has more food-related posts than a cooking show featuring a feline host.
    • 🔥Claims to be a UX designer but probably designs snacks more than user interfaces.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to channel that culinary creativity into a cohesive meal instead of a cat-astrophe!
    • 😅Could benefit from a 'how to adult' workshop, preferably with an included snack break.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared his love for the unbothered life of permanent bachelorhood. You do you, superstar!
    • His ability to turn a simple cat encounter into Shakespearean tragedy worthy of a stage production!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a sprinkle of focus on his artistic side, Guilherme could host live cooking or design streams that blend his humor and talents.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Natural comedic timing that could make phone books entertaining.
    • 💎A genuine passion for connecting with others through shared experiences.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try more themed posts, like 'Monday Blues Weekly' or 'What the Cat Ate Today'—it could be a hit!
    • 🚀Experiment with video; nothing says 'content creator' like a video of you judo-chopping anxiety!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Guilherme to become the go-to source for relatable humor that blends pop culture with personal anecdotes—Netflix is calling!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to find humor in mundane household encounters, making every cat encounter a rom-com episode.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved comedian and philosopher of the Bluesky community, moving from post to meme legend!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Existential Judo Master

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Observations
    • ⚔️Gourmet Catastrophes
    • ⚔️Anxiety Awareness

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Procrastination
    • 💀Mundane Mondays

    Quest Line

    Navigate the chaotic realm of life while mastering the art of humorous self-reflection.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Lady Gaga is secretly an alien trying to communicate existential truths through pop music.

    Evidence Board

    - The creative energy around her is out of this world. - Her lyrics often hint at deeper societal messages. - Every time she releases an album, a new existential crisis unfolds for fans everywhere.

    Secret Society

    Guilherme’s Club of Existential Comedians—where every punchline leads to a deeper question about life.

    Truth Seeking Level

    76%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AnxietyAndCats

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets into a feud with conservative accounts over a Lady Gaga tweet; ends with a dance-off.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Cat-astrophic Designs, specializing in anxiety-friendly UX layouts.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual cooking show literally titled 'Gourmet Catastrophes,' starring him and a DJ cat.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with pixelated GIFs of judo cats, existential quotes, and snippets of culinary disasters.

    MySpace Era

    A fully customized profile adorned with glitter graphics of sushi and judo throws, playing the latest indie pop hits.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launches an NFT series called 'Anxiety Art' featuring animated cats coping with daily life, auctioned to fund cooking classes.

    Future Post

    "Just dropped a new recipe for Cat-astrophic Risotto! Note: Expect crumbs. Lots of crumbs."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Guilherme's unrivaled ability to connect through vulnerability and humor is his superpower.

    Charming Quirk

    His posts have more food references than a Michelin-starred blog—perhaps he's the future chef we never knew we needed.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot of creativity, Guilherme! With a dash of anxiety and a sprinkle of humor, you’re cooking up a delightful feast for the Bluesky fam!"

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