Vlad serves up some hot takes on AI's capabilities, like a chef who refuses to serve anything less than Michelin star meals, all while telling diners that 'the food doesn’t think'—and he's got the receipts.

Dissecting morality with the precision of a brain surgeon during a caffeine rush, his posts show that ethical dilemmas are just another puzzle game where everyone is playing on expert mode.

Confusing parametric equations with Poppy's Kimmel performance, he's a self-proclaimed expert in spotting bangers among the noise; he lives in a constant state of delight and disbelief that modern musicians manage to be so good.