A British EDM Producer, fully on Bluesky because Elon fucked Twitter. DoB: 27/2/2001 (so yeah i'm 23yo as of writing this) Socials (+ Roblox): https://guns.lol/vrza
EDM Producer with a Side of Sass
Meet Distorted Vortex: half music maker, half social commentator, fully ready to roast your DAW rankings.
A blend of passionate music insights and candid, sometimes chaotic thoughts that keep you guessing.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Distorted Vortex is on a mission to educate while lightly scalding those who think self-diagnosis is a valid ticket to the 'neurodivergent' club. It's like trying to sneak into a club with a fake ID; you’ll just end up not fitting in, but you might meet some interesting people along the way!
When it comes to music, the passion drips off the screen like a newly opened bottle of vintage wine. From lo-fi dreams to chaos-inducing DAW debates, it’s a raucous party over here, and everyone’s invited!
Distorted Vortex shows up to the anime and gaming conversation like he’s just unlocked a new level. You can almost hear the boss fight music playing as he navigates through discussions with finesse and humor.
Writing Style
It's like a stream of consciousness on caffeinated energy drinks: a little chaotic but delightfully engaging. Expect typos, but also expect insightful moments that sneak up on you like a plot twist in a shonen anime!
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
75%Main Character Energy
- Self-aware humor
- Passionate about mental health topics
- Loves anime and gaming
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtly roasting DAWs
- ✨Concocting lo-fi tracks
- ✨Crafting insightful commentary on self-diagnosis
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of EDM culture, mental health discussions, meme references, and chaotic user engagement.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary on topics ranging from music production to self-diagnosis.
Model Behavior
Like an eclectic blend of GPT-3 with an EDM twist; unpredictably insightful and occasionally glitchy.
Token Count
850
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎵 EDM producer in search of someone who appreciates music, mental health rants, and anime references. If you can handle the chaos, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might overly critique your DAW preferences.
- 🚩Possibly too passionate about self-diagnosis debates.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves collaborative projects.
- ✅Makes killer lo-fi tracks.
Perfect Match
A fellow music-lover who enjoys deep conversations and occasional chaotic fun.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Sage
Conversation Style
Engagement ranges from witty comebacks to genuine support, often peppered with anime references like a sprinkle of chili powder over your favorite nachos.
Impact Assessment
Brings a unique vibe, fostering lively discussions that oscillate joyfully between humor and serious reflection.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
EDM Producer with a Side of Sass
Meet Distorted Vortex: half music maker, half social commentator, fully ready to roast your DAW rankings.
Vibe Check
"A blend of passionate music insights and candid, sometimes chaotic thoughts that keep you guessing."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like 'scalpers suck' could use a little more flair. I mean, you're a music producer; where's the beat?
- 🔥The self-diagnosis rant? Iconic. But double-check your spelling like it’s the final boss battle you can’t lose.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could benefit from more concise posts—reading your thoughts feels like trying to decode a cryptic message from a time traveler.
- 😅A little less chaos in the DAW debates might help you sound less like a derailed train by the end of it.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Tagging Elon Musk with a middle finger GIF? Epic level chaos energy.
- ✨The 'selfie of me' reveal felt like a plot twist; the character you thought you knew suddenly changes!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Consider harnessing that chaotic energy into more structured posts—think of it like an EDM drop that builds up rather than a sudden bass drop we weren't ready for!
Unique Advantages
- 💎An innate ability to articulate difficult topics with humor and compassion
- 💎Strong connections with fellow creators through collaborations
- 💎A knack for being that friend who always has a thought-provoking anime to suggest.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Set specific themes for your posts each week—maybe 'Music Monday' or 'Anime Friday' to give your audience something to anticipate.
- 🚀Experiment with short-form content; sometimes less is more, and you might just create viral magic!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a steady rise in followers as your unique voice continues to resonate; soon you’ll be the go-to EDM commentator on Bluesky.
Potential Superpower
Transforming chaotic thoughts into catchy tweets that'll go viral quicker than a cat meme.
Future Community Role
Might evolve into the creator who's not only known for music but also as a beloved community therapist—mixing beats and wisdom in one go!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sassy Commentary
- ⚔️Musical Alchemy
- ⚔️Anime Analogies
Weaknesses
- 💀Typos
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀DAW Debates
Quest Line
Navigating the complexities of music production and mental health, one chaotic post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire world's EDM scene is secretly run by a cabal of rogue DJ bots.
Evidence Board
1. DAWs have been known to glitch during live sets. 2. Powerful electronic music can influence human emotions. 3. Elon Musk might be a robot programmed to promote pop music instead of EDM.
Secret Society
The Bass Drop Society—dedicated to uncovering the ‘hidden beats’ of the music industry.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/EDMPhilosophy—discussing the existential crisis of beats and rhythms.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated debate with an influencer over the true meaning of ‘EDM’ while simultaneously releasing meme remixes.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Chaotic Beats Productions, helping indie musicians find their sound amidst the noise.
Metaverse Final Form
A DJ avatar spinning tracks while offering sage advice about life and music in the virtual festival.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a custom layout featuring neon colors and a background track of their latest EDM mix.
Web3 Destiny
Owns a decentralized platform for artists to share and monetize their music, complete with a virtual concert space.
Future Post
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The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to tackle serious topics with humor is a rare find and much needed in today’s online world.
Charming Quirk
The way you engage with your community is both endearing and refreshingly candid, like a warm cup of cocoa after a cold day.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending your passions with your personality; the world needs more of your chaotic genius in their feeds!"
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