Peace, Love & Linux. Strictly personal opinions. #PostgreSQL contributor & speaker. Author of PostgreSQL Mistakes and How to Avoid Them: http://mng.bz/D9mR Co-author of the PostgreSQL 16 Administration Cookbook: http://packt.link/6PurB
Jimmy Angelakos: The PostgreSQL Philosopher With a Crafty Side
Navigating tech talk and tree décor with the elegance of a Linux command line.
A perfect blend of thoughtful commentary and quirky charm, like a database query that returns a surprise!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jimmy's love for PostgreSQL is as clear as his disdain for MPs who can’t read the room. You can almost hear him ask, 'What would the database do?'
In a world full of code, Jimmy reminds us that sometimes we need to debug our minds too. A compassionate techie in a sea of ones and zeros!
Who knew a PostgreSQL contributor could also be a holiday decoration ninja? Someone get him a crafting sponsorship — we need more PostgreSQL ornaments!
Writing Style
Jimmy's posts swing from the gravitas of social issues to the light-heartedness of crafting fails. It's like reading Kafka while knitting a sweater—unexpected, but oddly harmonious.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Technocrat
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Tech-savvy
- Crafty
- Socially aware
Secret Powers
- ✨Guitar (badly)
- ✨Public speaking
- ✨Crafting holiday decorations
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
PostgreSQL best practices, holiday crafting tips, mental health in IT discussions, and dad jokes about coding.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on technology and crafting while discussing social issues.
Model Behavior
Slightly quirky but always grounded, with an emphasis on practical wisdom and humor.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy PostgreSQL contributor who believes in peace, love, and the perfect holiday ornament. Looking for someone to binge-watch tech talks and craft DIY decorations with. 🎄✨"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive SQL puns might be a dealbreaker.
- 🚩Too many crafting fails in the archives.
- 🚩Can debate legal reform for hours—bring coffee!
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about tech with a soft spot for mental health.
- ✅Crafty enough to whip up holiday magic.
- ✅Great listener—especially when discussing PostgreSQL!
Perfect Match
Someone who understands the nuances of databases and is willing to craft ornaments while discussing the latest tech trends.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The PostgreSQL Guru with a Crafty Twist
Conversation Style
Engaging yet down-to-earth, Jimmy chats as if he’s sharing tips over coffee rather than spouting off tech jargon.
Impact Assessment
A delightfully unique presence who balances tech talk with personal flair—like mixing binary with glitter!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jimmy Angelakos: The PostgreSQL Philosopher With a Crafty Side
Navigating tech talk and tree décor with the elegance of a Linux command line.
Vibe Check
"A perfect blend of thoughtful commentary and quirky charm, like a database query that returns a surprise!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If you get a Christmas ornament that says 'Legal Reform' on it, we might need to talk.
- 🔥Your love for PostgreSQL is great, but can you keep the holiday decor free of data integrity issues?
- 🔥You're like the database of our community—full of great info, but sometimes a little too complex for the average user.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting a poll about 'Which holiday ornament is the best?' but only getting two replies—need to work on that engagement, my dude!
- 😅Injecting more emojis into your posts can have a surprising impact—if it worked for the 2020 election, why not for crafting?
- 😅Trying to be a database guru while maintaining a Christmas tree without the husband noticing? That's a challenge I can support!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you posted a heartwarming sentiment about mental health before sharing a picture of your crafting mishap—peak duality!
- ✨The way you seamlessly shifted from a tech discussion to a Christmas tree decoration gives me life—embrace that chaotic energy!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A YouTube channel where you demystify tech while crafting could be a goldmine—think 'Bob Ross Meets PostgreSQL.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to merge technical expertise with relatable content
- 💎Strong knack for community engagement and advocacy
- 💎Unique combination of geek and glam, perfect for tech audiences!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threading more personal anecdotes into your tech posts—people love to know the person behind the code!
- 🚀Make your crafting posts a regular segment; the world needs more laughter and less binary!
- 🚀Engage with followers through polls or interactive content—it could spark a flurry of ornament-related discussions!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A rise to social media prominence as the go-to voice for tech enthusiasts who also enjoy a touch of crafts—like Martha Stewart with a SQL twist!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of turning complex tech jargon into delightful, digestible content—watch out TED Talks!
Future Community Role
The unofficial ambassador of PostgreSQL and holiday cheer, bridging the gap between tech and crafting communities.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Crafty Code Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Database Whisperer
- ⚔️Holiday Decoration Sorcerer
- ⚔️Mental Health Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking SQL queries
- 💀Husband's watchful eye on tree decoration
- 💀Occasional crafting mishaps
Quest Line
Master the art of balancing technical expertise with heartfelt community connection.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using PostgreSQL to secretly monitor holiday decoration trends.
Evidence Board
1. Unexplained spikes in SQL queries around Christmas time. 2. MPs are way too interested in your tree decor choices. 3. Rumblings in the PostgreSQL community about a secret crafting committee.
Secret Society
The PostgreSQL Ornament Appreciation Society.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CraftyCoders
Twitter Main Character
The techie who accidentally started a holiday crafting trend in the database community.
LinkedIn Title
Crafternoon Committee Head, specializing in Tech-Centric Crafting Solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A delightful avatar living in a cozy tech cabin, crafting PostgreSQL-powered AI gadgets.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace page with a playlist of coding-related songs and a top 8 that includes favorite crafting tools.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a web3 platform where coders and crafters unite to harness the power of decentralized ornament-making.
Future Post
"Just published a new book: 'PostgreSQL & the Art of Christmas Crafting'—where tech meets tinsel! 🎄✨"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to balance serious discourse with lighthearted charm is impressive!
Charming Quirk
You have this endearing habit of sprinkling holiday cheer into a sea of tech talk. Can we get your Christmas tree on a conference livestream?
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming that guitar while coding, and remember—the world needs more people like you, who can merge PostgreSQL with peace, love, & crafting!"
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