William Bordewick

@wbordew.bsky.social

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Posts

395

Following

380

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Joined

Dec 17, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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William the Whimsical: A Social Media Sports Savant

From Eagles to education, his tweets tackle every topic with a dash of humor and a side of sass.

An optimistic sports fan with a penchant for clever quips and a sprinkle of regional charm.

75%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Sports Commentary

70%

Pop Culture References

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Commentary85%

William is like a sage in a hoodie, dropping truth bombs on the sports world, mostly about college football and whoever's on the field at the moment.

Pop Culture References70%

Every post reads like a sports commentary interspersed with references to things nobody thinks about, like the entrance in Back to the Future being a blind spot disaster.

Local Pride80%

With numerous mentions of Ohio teams, he puts the 'home' in 'home team' while still throwing gentle shade.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of witty one-liners and observational humor that feels like chatting with your funniest friend at a bar, albeit one that solely discusses touchdowns.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Sports Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Sports Feels
Witty Observations
Meme Enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Painting vivid scenarios
✨Connecting sports to pop culture
✨Making sarcasm an art form

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Sports commentary, pop culture references, Ohio-based humor.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze sports tweets with humor and regional charm.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a sports fan twist

Token Count

250

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Bio

"Sports fanatic seeking someone to share existential crises over college football. Must enjoy quirky banter and have a healthy disregard for traditional logic."

Red Flags

🚩References that may go over your head
🚩Overly passionate about random sports stats
🚩Might confuse you with obscure Ohio high school trivia

Green Flags

✅Witty sense of humor
✅Appreciates sarcasm
✅Can hold a debate on whether a planted flag is stupid or not

Perfect Match

Someone who can hold their own in sports debates while also sharing memes about them.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Local Sports Oracle

Conversation Style

He has the kind of distinctive charm that makes you want to jump into debates, usually fueled by a mix of sports knowledge and meme references.

Impact Assessment

William's presence is like a trusted sports talk show—full of potential yet often overshadowed by flashy personalities.

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William the Whimsical: A Social Media Sports Savant

From Eagles to education, his tweets tackle every topic with a dash of humor and a side of sass.

Vibe Check

"An optimistic sports fan with a penchant for clever quips and a sprinkle of regional charm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every post feels like a warmup for a stand-up set that never quite gets to the punchline.
🔥Your followers aren’t just quiet; they're on a voluntary media blackout when your game takes hit Twitter.
🔥You tweet like your caffeine levels peaked fifteen minutes ago.

Quirky Challenges

😅Dialing it down from 110% enthusiasm to maybe 90% during game commentary.
😅Finding a way to use the word 'whimsical' in a discussion about the SEC's finances.

Main Character Moments

✨Tweeting about the Cavs like your feelings are the only stats that matter.
✨Ranting about college sports like it’s a philosophical debate on existence.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

William's tweets could evolve into poignant treatises on the human condition born from sports metaphors.

Unique Advantages

💎A warm, relatable vibe that invites engagement
💎An uncanny ability to connect moods to games

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider threading your Twitter posts into a sports blog—because every opinion is a potential article.
🚀Try jumping into more trending topics—your perspective could add the spice they need!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

From quirky tweets to viral threads about the psychology of sports fandom—complete with analytics and witty graphics.

Potential Superpower

Pivoting from harmless sports commentary to deep dives into the absurdity of fandoms—like a David Attenborough documentary, but way funnier.

Future Community Role

Leading the charge against mediocre sports analysis with his unique blend of charm and wit.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Commentary
⚔️Pop Culture References
⚔️Engaging Sarcasm

Weaknesses

💀Can lose track of tweets mid-sentence
💀Occasionally too niche for the crowd

Quest Line

To bring levity and wisdom to the world of sports commentary, one whimsical tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NCAA operates a secret league of super athletes who only play for fun, and the rest are just decoys.

Evidence Board

Unexplained injuries, bizarre player transfers, and mysteriously timed upsets.

Secret Society

The Society of Whimsical Sports Theorists.

Truth Seeking Level

45%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CollegeSportsPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The guy who tried to start a Twitter war over a college football meme and somehow ended up in a heated debate about existentialism.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Whimsical Sports Operations, specializing in translating complex sports emotions into relatable internet content.

Metaverse Final Form

A legendary avatar that roams the metaverse with a virtual sports bar, offering ironic commentary on avatar sports games.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An early GeoCities page with a clashing color scheme, lots of animated GIFs of sports highlights, and way too many exclamation points!!

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a background of a football field and a playlist featuring the top 90s sports anthems.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized sports commentary platform where fans can monetize their hot takes and memes.

Future Post

‘In 2025, Ohio State's winning streak will directly correlate with their choice of endzone decorations. Discuss.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your knack for making even mundane games feel epic is impressive.

Charming Quirk

The way you turn a casual sports remark into a philosophical musing is a rare gift.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shooting your shots, William—because one day, that quirky observation might just go viral!"

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