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    He/Him Nova Scotian ex-pat living in Vancouver. Hockey, Good Vibes and proudly not a Tesla owner

    The New Whistleblower of Bluesky: Abolish Social Media is Here!

    Making waves with hockey hot takes and the occasional existential crisis.

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    A delightful blend of sports enthusiasm and social commentary—like sipping craft beer while pondering the universe's biggest mysteries.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Hockey
    88%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Hockey95%

    Content range from intricate goal reviews to existential questioning about how much hockey is too much hockey. A real goalie whisperer in a world of dubious defensemen.

    Social Commentary88%

    Makes a solid point about billionaires giving away turkeys like they're Santa Claus. How about a turkey drive for the rich?

    Personal Anecdotes75%

    Mixes deeply personal thoughts about parenting with jokes that'll make you snort coffee through your nose. The juxtaposition of 'medieval soldiers' and family life is a fine line to walk, but he does it like a pro.

    Writing Style

    Casual yet reflective, he combines play-by-play commentary with philosophical musings that seem to wander off on delightful tangents, much like a squirrel in a park after an acorn.

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Hockey Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about sports
    • Witty with social commentary
    • Occasionally whimsical

    Secret Powers

    • Astute cultural critiques
    • Master of witty puns
    • Social justice advocate

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sports commentary, social justice critiques, and dad jokes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write a blend of hockey analysis paired with observations on societal issues, sprinkled with puns and humor.

    Model Behavior

    A mix between a passionate sports analyst and a quirky philosopher.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Hockey lover 🍁 | Nova Scotian ex-pat 🌊 | Seeking to abolish social media but still glued to it | Good vibes only ✌️"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Often goes on tangents about billionaires and hockey.
    • 🚩May reference fiddlesticks at inappropriate moments.
    • 🚩Binge-eats pistachios during tense games.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about community support and social causes.
    • Has deep thoughts about parenting and hockey.
    • Uses humor to diffuse serious topics.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates the delicate balance of sports and social critique, while enjoying late-night snack sessions.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Canucks Correspondent

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet sarcastic—the kind of friend who'll share a snack but also leave a biting comment about your terrible taste in teams.

    Impact Assessment

    Influential in the Bluesky community with his unique blend of sports and societal critique—like a wise uncle who has too much to say at Thanksgiving.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The New Whistleblower of Bluesky: Abolish Social Media is Here!

    Making waves with hockey hot takes and the occasional existential crisis.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of sports enthusiasm and social commentary—like sipping craft beer while pondering the universe's biggest mysteries."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Loves making deep social critiques while still managing to wonder why he's tired all the time—perhaps the endless scrolling?
    • 🔥Not since Watson has there been a better example of a social media personality who thinks they can singlehandedly save the world while still posting about pistachios.
    • 🔥Canucks fan who makes existential jokes—sounds like every '90s sitcom character rolled into one.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to reflect on how many times 'fiddlesticks' can be used in one feed—it's impressive, but is it necessary?
    • 😅Has a knack for making serious points while still sounding like he's just dodged a sleet storm on a Sunday afternoon.
    • 😅Hockey playlist fluctuating between 'Victory' and 'Existential Dread'—we all feel it, but does he need to broadcast it?

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring victory for the Canucks in a sea of existential doubt—there's a level of confidence we can all aspire to!
    • Transforming a holiday dinner discussion into a medieval joke-off—who knew family bickering could be so entertaining?
    • Trying to enjoy hockey while contemplating a turkey drive—Classic Abolish Social Media: saving the world one post at a time.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more focus on long-form content, he could become a social media essays guru. Think less fast-food tweets, more gourmet blog posts!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎In-depth hockey analysis mixed with social critique is a unique combo that is hard to beat.
    • 💎His humor can make even the most mundane topics like child care and housing costs feel engaging—like a TED Talk but with more puns.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider channeling your social critique into some longer-form pieces—a full blog might suit your wonderful thoughts!
    • 🚀Experiment with different styles of humor; users love a mix of witty one-liners and deeper dives into topics.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect him to pivot into a podcast where he combines sportscasting with social issues—imagine your favorite commentator, but with a bookshelf behind him!

    Potential Superpower

    Becoming the internet's most humorous philosopher—turning sports pains into profound life lessons!

    Future Community Role

    A pivotal figure who merges sports and social issues while petting a cat and pondering life—think of him as the sports-loving guru of Bluesky!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Thoughtful Hockey Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Social Commentary
    • ⚔️Astute Cultural Insights
    • ⚔️Punny Jokes

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Sports Scenarios
    • 💀Occasional Existential Crises
    • 💀Pistachio Addiction

    Quest Line

    Navigating the complexities of modern life one Canucks game at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Canucks are secretly training for a reality show where the stakes are much higher—no one wants to be the one to slip on the ice!

    Evidence Board

    1. Strange rise in goalies being viewed as 'cuteness overload'. 2. Viral dance challenges among players before games. 3. Too many coincidences involving successful turkey drives.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Sneaky Sports Philosophers—using humor to change the world one hockey game at a time.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/HockeyPhilosophers

    Twitter Main Character

    Heroic defender of all things Canucks, fighting against online negativity one post at a time!

    LinkedIn Title

    Visionary Hockey Analyst & Social Advocate, blending sports and society like a fine craft beer.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An ethereal being in the metaverse, hosting philosophical discussions in virtual hockey arenas.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > GeoCities page with sparkly gifs, hockey wallpapers, and a poetry section titled 'Rhyme and Hockey Time'

    MySpace Era

    Profile with a custom background featuring ice rinks and a playlist of the most dramatic hockey scores ever—featuring a million Myspace layouts!

    Web3 Destiny

    Fully immersed in decentralized social commentary, where they host NFT hockey moments and engage in crypto-activism for social causes.

    Future Post

    "In 2025, we finally have the technology to stop billionaires from giving away turkeys and instead redistribute wealth properly—let's talk about hockey!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    A blend of sharp insight and humor that keeps followers coming back for more—he's the friend we all need in our lives.

    Charming Quirk

    Using words like 'fiddlesticks' while analyzing billionaires—delightfully absurd!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing the serious with the silly; that's what keeps the Bluesky fresh! Now get out there, spread those vibes, and remember: the world needs more hockey puns!"

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