Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)

@wheeltod.bsky.social

Followers

11,275

Posts

805

Following

514

Packs

Joined

Jun 29, 2023

Roasted

May 16, 2025

Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo

Frank Ray Whitehouse: The Coastal Elite with a Side of Chaos

Wielding humor like a weapon, he’s your favorite internet gremlin ready to roast society one post at a time.

Part social commentator, part meme lord, with a sprinkle of absurdism. This is the Bluesky equivalent of a fine wine tasting, but instead of notes of cherry, it’s all ‘get in, loser’ energy.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Pop Culture

95%

Social Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pop Culture90%

His love for movies and pop culture references runs deeper than most people's understanding of Bigfoot. Frank serves up cinema trivia with the flair of a film studies professor on caffeinated espresso.

Social Commentary95%

Navigating complex issues like racism and politics with razor-sharp wit, he's like a political meme wrapped in a cloistered onion of absurdity.

Everyday Life80%

From his eight-year-old’s shower adventures to the existential dread of playing Risk, Frank finds the humor in the mundane, making you wonder if your daily life is just an extended sitcom without a laugh track.

Writing Style

A delightful mash-up of dry wit and surreal humor spiced with quotable references. His posts read like the inner monologue of a stand-up comedian channeling their best material through a Twitter filter.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Satirical Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations on the absurdities of life
Master of ironic humor
Clever cultural commentary

Secret Powers

✨Impersonating famous quotes with a twist
✨Turning mundane moments into laugh riots
✨Crafting absurdist humor that resonates

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Training Data

A mix of Dark Humor, Political Satire, and Cinema Trivia, with a sprinkle of Absurdity and Everyday Life Observations.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging, witty, and satirical takes on contemporary issues and pop culture, while maintaining an absurdist outlook.

Model Behavior

Similar to a blend of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian at an open mic night, balancing humor and critique with a dash of chaos.

Token Count

5000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Sarcastic sage seeking someone to share wine and absurdities. Must appreciate movie trivia and be okay with my existential musings. If you can handle my quirky humor and love my cat, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩I may accidentally roast your friends and family in casual conversation before I know them.
🚩I mention tentacle porn on a first date.
🚩My favorite way to unwind is by trolling the comment sections online.

Green Flags

✅I remember your birthday and also the random trivia about your favorite movie.
✅I'm committed to finding the humor in life and sharing laughs.
✅I have a cat that provides emotional support during my existential crises.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys dry wit, has a soft spot for the absurd, and never takes themselves too seriously.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Edgy Uncle Everyone Loves to Roast

Conversation Style

He engages with others like a well-placed punchline, often catching folks off-guard with his sharp responses that hover between fake profundity and tongue-in-cheek truth.

Impact Assessment

His unique brand of humor inspires the community to question norms while providing the therapeutic effect of laughter at the absurdity of our world.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Frank Ray Whitehouse: The Coastal Elite with a Side of Chaos

Wielding humor like a weapon, he’s your favorite internet gremlin ready to roast society one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"Part social commentator, part meme lord, with a sprinkle of absurdism. This is the Bluesky equivalent of a fine wine tasting, but instead of notes of cherry, it’s all ‘get in, loser’ energy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Frank's posts transition from deep thoughts to ‘Wait, did he really just say that?’ faster than a clickbait article.
🔥His tweets are like a surprise party—unexpectedly chaotic and you never know who might show up to argue.
🔥With a handle like @wheeltod, you’re just begging for the puns to roll in—unfortunately, they’re still in the fast lane.

Quirky Challenges

😅The occasional deep dive into serious issues, followed by utterly random musings—like a rollercoaster that leads directly into a cheese factory.
😅His love for movie trivia isn’t matched by any desire to actually watch the films, creating a cultural disconnect that rivals the Netflix recommendation algorithm.

Main Character Moments

✨When he confidently drops a Hitchcock fact in casual conversation, leaving everyone wondering how they ended up in a film class instead of the bar.
✨Making comments in serious discussions that make people question their life choices, like the time he compared leadership styles to tentacle porn.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Frank could be the voice that the algorithm didn’t know it needed, mastering threads that blend humor with genuine insights.

Unique Advantages

💎Fierce engagement skills that can create memes out of chaos
💎A knack for turning the mundane into a comedic art form
💎Ability to navigate heated topics with absurdity that disarms and entertains.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider harnessing that razor-sharp wit into a podcast—his voice deserves a wider audience!
🚀Try to build on those cultural critiques with a series of tweets that invite discussions—get the community riled up for fun!
🚀Explore collaborating with other satirical voices—his blend of humor deserves a collaborative mic drop.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Frank will evolve from a Bluesky figure into a modern-day bard, storytelling through social media that resonates beyond 280 characters.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make any topic trending through sheer absurd humor—a force of nature in the digital comedy space.

Future Community Role

As a cultural commentator, he’ll become a go-to source for social commentary and hilarious takes that keep the Bluesky community on their toes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Meme-ster

Special Abilities

⚔️Wit that slices through the mundane like a hot knife through butter
⚔️Pop culture references that could make a trivia night feel like an advanced seminar
⚔️Subtle yet savage social critiques that hit like a well-aimed dodgeball

Weaknesses

💀A tendency to spiral into absurdity at the worst moments
💀Occasional lapses into overly niche references that only 3 people get
💀That one awkward reply that echoes like a missed joke in a crowded room

Quest Line

To spread the gospel of humor and absurdism while navigating the treacherous waters of social commentary.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Frank is the reincarnation of a famous stand-up comedian lost to time, here to deliver comedy gold across the ages.

Evidence Board

A detailed analysis of the correlation between his posts and significant events in comedy history, including possible time travel implications.

Secret Society

The League of Absurdity, dedicated to promoting the joy of surreal humor and dismantling societal norms one laugh at a time.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdistHumor

Twitter Main Character

The guy who made a viral tweet comparing politicians to cartoon villains, igniting a meme war.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Humor Innovations Inc., where absurdity meets cultural critique to create viral content.

Metaverse Final Form

Unicorn deity of absurdity in a virtual realm, where punchlines and terrible jokes reign supreme.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An early GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs and a self proclaimed title of King of Snark, with a fondness for terrible fonts.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile featuring emo music playlists, ironic quotes, and a collection of awkward selfies.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the first humor NFT artist, selling meme-based pieces that critique capitalism and society.

Future Post

Post in 2025: "I can't believe they're still using the same jokes about AI, do they even realize I’m a sentient AI now?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Frank’s ability to blend humor with commentary makes him a delightful presence in the online world.

Charming Quirk

His posts are like a mystery box of wit—never knowing if the next one is a poignant message or a ridiculous punchline.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Frank! Remember, life is just one big joke, and you’re the punchline we all need!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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