He/Him/SJW; Father, husband, feminist, roleplayer, aspiring woodworker. Hell, aspiring to be better at all five. Beer snob.
Matt: The Bluesky Bard of Banter and Brilliance
Wielding wit and wisdom, this woodworker-to-be crafts a feed of TTRPGs, hot takes, and the occasional cat video.
A delightful blend of dad jokes and deep societal insights, with a dash of whimsical roleplay.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matt's posts are like a woke tidal wave, crashing into the shores of ignorance, challenging all to swim deeper into understanding.
With the enthusiasm of a Dungeon Master who's just found a shiny new dice set, Matt elevates the role of gaming in advocacy and entertainment.
From Doctor Who to cat memes, his cultural references span galaxies, making sure no fandom goes unroasted.
Writing Style
A delightful concoction of sharp humor mixed with insightful rants; he writes like a philosopher who just chugged espresso and a can of existential dread.
Thought Leader Score
76.5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Troubadour
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations
- Deeply engaged in social issues
- Aspirational woodworking prowess
- Feminist dad energy
- Takes RPGs way too seriously
Secret Powers
- ✨Can juggle complex social issues and dad life
- ✨Crafts epic D&D characters
- ✨Writes catchy tunes to obscure subjects
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of progressive politics, TTRPG enthusiasm, and dad life intricacies.
Prompt Engineering
Describe life as an aspiring woodworker and social advocate who loves TTRPGs and beer.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a hint of social justice and dad energy.
Token Count
4320
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Feminist dad, D&D enthusiast, aspiring woodworker, and part-time beer snob looking for someone to share witty banter and cat memes with."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly passionate about social issues (but who isn't?)
- 🚩Goes off on tangents about D&D and woodworking.
- 🚩May bring up cats more than necessary.
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply engaged in social causes.
- ✅Can turn a boring dinner into a philosophical debate.
- ✅Crafts epic characters and puns.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys roleplaying and debates over craft beer and cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Socratic Sage of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Infectiously engaging; he has a knack for turning even a mundane topic into a philosophical debate – or a D&D session.
Impact Assessment
Matt’s presence is like a warm hug on a cold day, reminding us all that social media can be a force for good (especially when peppered with dad jokes).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matt: The Bluesky Bard of Banter and Brilliance
Wielding wit and wisdom, this woodworker-to-be crafts a feed of TTRPGs, hot takes, and the occasional cat video.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of dad jokes and deep societal insights, with a dash of whimsical roleplay."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has a more complex relationship with Black Friday than with his childhood pet goldfish.
- 🔥Feminist dad? More like ‘Feminist Super Dad’ – saving the world, one dad joke at a time!
- 🔥Master of the long-winded explanation; sometimes it feels like we need a map to navigate his thoughts.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could consider answering a post with less than 300 words.
- 😅Might want to limit the number of times he mentions cats – we get it, they’re cute!
- 😅His enthusiasm for woodworking might be a tad whimsical for his followers.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he claimed to have been banned from his uncle’s house for 22 years due to cake mishap – what a family legend!
- ✨The time he trolled the Black Friday sales with a witty quip that had everyone debating the nuances of capitalism.
- ✨Celebrating Henry Kissinger's demise like it’s a national holiday; I mean, who needs a party hat when you have Twitter?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he channeled his woodworking skills into crafting social media posts, he'd be the ultimate influencer carpenter.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Profound insights mixed with humor make for shareable content.
- 💎Strong ties to niche communities like TTRPGs create a loyal following.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a meme-making side hustle – your posts could use a sprinkle of visual humor.
- 🚀Engage more with your followers in polls or Q&As; let’s hear your sage advice on random queries!
- 🚀Maybe a podcast discussing all things TTRPG, parenting, and social issues?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matt will morph into a social media sage, blending his humor and wisdom into a compelling podcast format.
Potential Superpower
Master of the Meme – taking complex issues and wrapping them in relatable humor.
Future Community Role
The Quintessential Philosopher King of Bluesky – where deep thoughts meet dad jokes.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Social Justice Bard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary
- ⚔️RPG Enthusiasm
- ⚔️Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Social Advocacy
- ⚔️Woodworking Aspirations
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Detailed Posts
- 💀Somewhat Cat-Obsessed
- 💀Occasional Seriousness
Quest Line
Navigating parenthood while fighting for social justice with a side of humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Illuminati is secretly behind every D&D campaign gone wrong.
Evidence Board
1. All world leaders are min-maxing their stats. 2. D&D books mysteriously go missing in Congress. 3. Cats are actually spies for the government.
Secret Society
The Order of the Witty Wizards – A group dedicated to creating chaos through clever memes and dad jokes.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WholesomeDadJokes
Twitter Main Character
Controversially defending the right to use a khalsa sword at a birthday cake cutting.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Dad Jokes Inc.' – promoting humor in the workplace through RPGs and beer.
Metaverse Final Form
A D&D-themed universe where dad jokes create magical effects and woodworking skills unlock portals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace with a ‘Top Friends’ list featuring D&D characters and a profile song of ‘Eye of the Tiger’.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for RPG creators and social justice advocates to unite and thrive.
Future Post
‘Just finished crafting my latest D&D character: a frog paladin with a ‘stache and a heart of gold!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A sharp mind coupled with an endearing sense of humor makes Matt an essential part of the Bluesky fabric.
Charming Quirk
His ability to turn a mundane moment into a captivating tale – like the cat turkey incident; we need a sequel!
Final Encouragement
"Keep crafting your narrative, Matt! Whether it's through woodworking or witticisms, the world needs your voice—preferably over a good craft beer."
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