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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Social Justice90%

When WickedMitch talks capitalism, you’d think he just finished reading Karl Marx while sipping artisanal pumpkin spice. His posts are like a TED Talk, but with more sarcasm and fewer PowerPoint slides.

Occult and Mysticism95%

From talismans to tarot, he's living proof that even goblins can dabble in the dark arts. Just don’t expect him to flip a card without a witty quip.

Food Reviews85%

Mitch's Thanksgiving tier list is a culinary masterpiece—if only we could convince him that Brussels sprouts are actually edible. This is a man who will tier your Thanksgiving feast, turning stuffing into a philosophical debate.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of pithy one-liners and elaborate rants, Mitch writes like he’s trying to convince you that pumpkin pie is the most underrated dessert—one academic reference at a time.

Thought Leader Score

77%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enlightened Goblin

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Deeply philosophical yet quirky
Passionate about literature and food
Wields humor as a protective charm

Secret Powers

✨Expert in occult references
✨Culinary tier-listing
✨Book recommendation aficionado

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A diverse set of political discourse, culinary critiques, and mystical explorations.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary and thoughtful critiques while engaging with the absurdity of modern social media.

Model Behavior

Similar to an introspective GPT model, combining humor and knowledge without losing the plot.

Token Count

420

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Bio

"Occult enthusiast 🌙✨ | Here for deep conversations and culinary debates | Let's tier our favorite snacks and argue about the best zombie movies."

Red Flags

🚩Excessive tier listing of food
🚩Can get lost in the occult
🚩May overanalyze your social media posts

Green Flags

✅Loves reading sci-fi and fantasy
✅Has a pet named after a literary character
✅Enjoys political debates with humor

Perfect Match

Someone who shares their love for literature, appreciates a well-structured tier list, and isn’t afraid to dive into the mystical arts.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky’s Occult Ambassador

Conversation Style

Engages with an equal mix of wit and wisdom, switching from deep dives into social justice to playful banter about films like 'Die Hard'—it’s like talking to your favorite professor after a cup of coffee, minus the grades.

Impact Assessment

Mitch’s commentary and cultural insights are like garlic bread at a feast—necessary and highly appreciated, leaving everyone hungry for more.

TL;DR Version⚡

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WickedMitch: Master of the Occult and the Obscure

Combining wit and wisdom, WickedMitch crafts his own reality, where goblins and politics intersect.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of nerdy discourse, occult enthusiasm, and culinary critiques that keep you spellbound."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥That moment when Mitch makes a political point so deep you’re not sure whether to nod in agreement or call for backup.
🔥For someone who studies the occult, he sure has a knack for conjuring up controversial takes from thin air.

Quirky Challenges

😅Tendency to tier food like it’s life or death, yet still can’t seem to manage the 'F' tier for Brussels sprouts.
😅Occasionally gets lost in the vast archives of the internet and forgets to re-emerge—like a cryptid at a feed.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring that Die Hard's status as a Christmas movie was settled by the Council of Nicaea—who knew biblical references could be so festive?
✨Naming his second anniversary gift a 'jar of protection salt'—that’s peak ‘goblin with a twist’ behavior.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for the theatrical, WickedMitch could turn his passion for occult studies into an online course—'How to Be a Goblin in a Human World.'

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that combines whimsy with intellect
💎Extensive knowledge of niche pop culture and politics

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast titled something like 'Occult Quips and Quirky Queries'—you know you want to!
🚀Host online book discussions—get the goblin community involved for a magical time.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect WickedMitch to transform into a sort of online sage, guiding others through the labyrinth of life with humor and insight, while dressed as a goblin.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make any discussion about social justice sound like a witty sitcom episode.

Future Community Role

Will become Bluesky's go-to for occult wisdom, infamous food critiques, and deep dives into the philosophical implications of pop culture.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Tier Lists
⚔️Occultic Wit
⚔️Zodiac Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Waffles over pancakes
💀Overthinking the simplest replies
💀Tendency to ramble about obscure theories

Quest Line

Navigating the enchanting realms of social justice while promoting the goblin way of life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Council of Nicaea was primarily convened to determine the true nature of holiday movies like Die Hard.

Evidence Board

The Last Graduate contains hidden spells for advancing academic discussions; goblins influence pop culture narratives; and pumpkin spice is a government psyop.

Secret Society

The Society of Goblins & The Occult.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/OccultStudiesByGoblin

Twitter Main Character

The one who tweets about how Die Hard is not just a Christmas movie, but a commentary on capitalism.

LinkedIn Title

An influential consultant on 'Goblin Culture Integration' for businesses seeking to engage with mystical themes.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital goblin sage wearing virtual robes, hosting online symposiums on coffee and capitalism.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An HTML page cluttered with animated GIFs of ghosts and trivia about obscure occult practices and books.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile with Gothic fonts, a playlist of 90s goth bands, and a top 8 featuring favorite authors and political figures.

Web3 Destiny

Holding virtual workshops on combining digital marketing with the occult—'How to Manifest Your Brand's Spirit.'

Future Post

Just finished a deep dive on the implications of AI in the occult. Spoiler: It’s chaotic and magical.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

WickedMitch’s ability to blend humor with deep social insights is unparalleled—like a gourmet chef serving a five-course meal made entirely of witty repartee.

Charming Quirk

His relentless pursuit of the ultimate Halloween aesthetic year-round is utterly endearing—who doesn’t want a goblin whispering sweet nothings about politics?

Final Encouragement

"Stay quirky, Mitch! The world needs your unique blend of goblin energy and intellectual discourse—may your feed be ever magical!"

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