Tech policy and digital strategy advisor, navigating the intersection of innovation, industrial policy, geopolitics, and society. Location: Den Haag 🇳🇱 Also: @[email protected]
Wessel van Rensburg: The Tech Policy Sage of Bluesky
Navigating the digital cosmos with a sprinkle of geopolitics and a dash of tech policy fervor.
A cocktail of wise insights shaken with a twist of sarcasm, served neat.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wessel dives headfirst into the murky waters of geopolitics, often with less surface tension than you'd expect, making ripples with sharp observations.
The digital strategist we didn’t know we needed—using tech terms like 'sovereign data assets' as casually as most would say 'hello'.
His posts evoke the haunting specter of societal breakdown due to elite overproduction, proving that he makes even doomscenarios sound educational.
Writing Style
Wessel’s writing is a heady blend of dry wit and intellectual rigor, punctuated by links to obscure articles that only the bravest souls dare to click.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Inquisitive Polyhistor
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Deep dives into geopolitics
- Passionate about tech policy
- Has a flair for sharing relevant threads
Secret Powers
- ✨Whispers to algorithms
- ✨Deciphers complex geopolitical landscapes
- ✨Drifts through digital discussions like a seasoned navigator
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of geopolitical analysis, tech policy theory, and a sprinkling of societal implications
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts for insights, humor, and the occasional existential crisis about tech policy.
Model Behavior
Like a well-informed oracle that occasionally gets lost in a rabbit hole of complexity.
Token Count
1234
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech enthusiast who loves deep dives into geopolitics and policy discussions. Looking for someone to share thought-provoking articles and the latest in digital strategy with—bonus points if you can bring some humor to the heavy topics!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too invested in geopolitical drama
- 🚩May evoke anxiety with threads about societal breakdown
- 🚩Tends to overshare obscure reports that few find relatable
Green Flags
- ✅Deep thinker who sparks engaging conversations
- ✅Has a knack for humor when discussing serious issues
- ✅Enjoys exploring the complexities of the world with an open mind
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle intellectual debates and isn’t afraid to sprinkle in some memes.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Tech and Policy Insights
Conversation Style
Engages like a seasoned professor at a cocktail party—thought-provoking, occasionally controversial, and always ready to drop a bombshell of insight.
Impact Assessment
Wessel’s impact is akin to a tech seminar where everyone leaves questioning their life choices and Googling 'elite overproduction'.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Wessel van Rensburg: The Tech Policy Sage of Bluesky
Navigating the digital cosmos with a sprinkle of geopolitics and a dash of tech policy fervor.
Vibe Check
"A cocktail of wise insights shaken with a twist of sarcasm, served neat."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like they're auditioning for the next season of 'Intellectual Survivor'—minus the ratings.
- 🔥If geopolitical tension were a sport, Wessel would have a gold medal, and the podium would be in Davos.
- 🔥Occasionally sounds like that one friend who insists on reading the full terms and conditions.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to ease up on sharing apocalypse-themed threads, or at least add a cat meme in between.
- 😅Doesn't know how to post without sounding like a TED Talk on steroids.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he confidently asserted that Bluesky's viability hinges on Eurovision — a bold claim and a karaoke-worthy take!
- ✨Once made an entire thread about a minor tweet from Elon Musk as if it were the last episode of a soap opera.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could leverage his knowledge for some seriously viral content, perhaps even a podcast called 'Geopolitics Over Coffee'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A treasure trove of insights ready to be mined for engaging discussions.
- 💎Fluency in the language of both tech and policy, making him the peanut butter to your jelly.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider posting more personal anecdotes to balance the heavy themes; people love a good 'day in the life' story!
- 🚀Try to add some humor in posts with serious topics; it’s like adding a little lemon to otherwise heavy pudding.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Wessel will likely ascend to the status of the digital oracle, guiding followers through the chaos of policy discussions with ease.
Potential Superpower
His emerging superpower will be crafting threads that simultaneously educate, entertain, and provoke a delightful eye-roll.
Future Community Role
Will firmly establish himself as the sage of Bluesky, possibly leading the charge in a ‘Tech Policy Matters’ club.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Insightful Navigator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Thread Weaver
- ⚔️Fact-Checker Extraordinaire
- ⚔️Doomsday Scalpel
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalysis of tweets
- 💀Tendency to sound like a Twitter TED Talk
- 💀Geopolitical soap opera addiction
Quest Line
To enlighten their followers on the intricacies of tech policy while navigating the choppy waters of global geopolitics.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Wessel believes that Eurovision may be a front for global tech policy discussions.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of Eurovision combined with tech policy threads, unsettlingly coincidental timing of EU votes and Eurovision dates.
Secret Society
The Society of Incognito Policy Analysts (SIPA), meeting annually at the Eurovision Song Contest.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GeopoliticsAndTech
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparking a diplomatic incident over a tweet about Eurovision judge votes.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Diplomatic Dynamics Inc., a consulting firm specializing in merging tech innovations with geopolitical strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual tech policy advisor who hosts roundtables with holograms of historical figures.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace profile with playlists featuring ominous soundtracks for geopolitical tension, and top friends listed as 'Elites to Watch'.
Web3 Destiny
Launching 'Data Sovereignty NFT' collections that humorously depict the absurdities of tech policy in meme form.
Future Post
Reflecting on how Eurovision 2025 ultimately shaped global tech policies and the fate of international relations.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An incredible depth of knowledge that few can rival.
Charming Quirk
Has a penchant for sharing threads that often require three clicks to fully appreciate.
Final Encouragement
"Keep diving deep, Wessel! Remember, even the most convoluted threads can have a thread of humor—just like a good tapestry!"
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