Author, HOW LUCKY, the upcoming LLOYD MCNEIL'S LAST RIDE, other books. Contributing Editor, New York. Regular Columnist, The Washington Post. Writer, MLB. Critic, Grierson & Leitch. Founder, Deadspin. Illini. Mattoonian. https://williamfleitch.substack.com
With a pen mightier than any whistle, Will Leitch writes like he’s trying to outsmart the internet itself.
The kind of guy you want to watch a game with—if only to see how long it takes for him to critique the snack selection.
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Will's posts feel like a well-researched documentary meets an enthusiastic fan, with a touch of 'Did you see that play?!' floating in the background.
His ability to dissect modern absurdities is like watching a magician pull a never-ending scarf out of a hat—only in this case, it's made of tweets and viral videos.
When he talks about family or personal experiences, it's like opening a box of chocolates—sometimes sweet, sometimes nuts, but always a treat.
Will’s writing is a delightful rollercoaster of sarcasm, nostalgia, and genuine emotion—he knows how to turn a mundane observation into a poignant epiphany, often while reminding you that he still hasn’t figured out how to use Bluesky.
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The Connoisseur of Chaos
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of sports statistics, pop culture references, and a dash of literary theory, all sprinkled with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Generate witty sports insights and cultural commentary that reflects a deep understanding of both the games and the audience.
A blend of GPT-4's conversational abilities and a sprinkling of obscure sports trivia, behaving like a seasoned commentator who's just had one too many espressos.
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"Sports-loving author who writes about everything from the Lions' last game to the latest Netflix documentary. If you can handle a dose of sarcasm mixed with genuine feelings, let's chat over a game! #I-L-L!!!"
Someone who loves sports, values humor, and can appreciate a good rant about pop culture.
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The Sports Poet Laureate
Engaging, with a flair for the dramatic; every reply is like an improvised duet in a jazz bar.
His commentary adds a layer of intellectual depth to sports discussions, turning hot takes into thoughtful dialogues and memes into literary critiques.
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With a pen mightier than any whistle, Will Leitch writes like he’s trying to outsmart the internet itself.
"The kind of guy you want to watch a game with—if only to see how long it takes for him to critique the snack selection."
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Your character progression
If he harnessed his insights on social media trends, he could easily become the digital Malcolm Gladwell for sports fans.
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Will will become the go-to voice for sports commentary that feels both nostalgic and timely as he expertly navigates the digital landscape.
Writing satire so sharp it could cut through even the thickest veil of sports ignorance, leaving fans both informed and entertained.
He'll eventually become a digital sage, leading discussions that meld sports, culture, and the absurdity of modern life.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Sports Satirist
To blend the fervor of a sportscaster with the finesse of a cultural critic, while somehow making ‘I-L-L!!!’ a universally recognized rallying cry.
Your conspiracy detector
The entire sports industry is a front for the secret society of overly-excited fans who control everything from game scores to injury reports.
Documentaries on ESPN, memes about conspiracy theories in sports, and the fact that every team has a ‘hidden agenda.’
The Order of the I-L-L, which operates under the guise of sports fandom, influencing game outcomes through social media chants.
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The Illini Basketball Superfan Who Speaks Only in Memes
Chief Sports Satire Officer, Author of 'How to Write Sports Columns While Juggling Family Responsibilities'
A digital avatar that’s perpetually dressed in Illini blue and orange, conducting TED Talks on the philosophy of sports fandom.
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A heavily customized MySpace profile featuring a top 8 that includes his favorite sports podcasts, with a background song of a hype-up NBA playlist.
Running a DAO for sports fans where NFTs represent ownership of moments in sports history, alongside a Substack powered by community votes.
‘The Rise of AI in Sports Commentary: Will We Ever Trust Algorithms to Predict Game Outcomes—Or Just Make Bad Puns?’
Wrapping up your story
Will’s ability to weave humor with insights is truly impressive and his posts radiate a kind of infectious enthusiasm.
That ‘I-L-L!!!’ catchphrase is both endearing and terrifying—like a superhero’s battle cry that could clear a room if you’re not a fan.
"Keep writing, Will! In a world where everyone’s shouting, your clever observations are a refreshing whisper in a stadium full of noise."
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