Australian climatologist rambling about climate drivers, variability, trends & impacts. Once played goalie for Antarctica. Born @ 325ppm. Everything posted here is personal. https://www.linkedin.com/in/drandrewwatkins/
The Climate Crusader of Bluesky
Andrew B. Watkins: where weather updates meet dad jokes, all while saving the planet.
He’s like a weather app that graduated with a Ph.D. in wit.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Andrew’s posts are like that one friend who makes sure you know the difference between El Niño and your average Tuesday. Spoiler: the weather doesn’t have feelings, but it definitely has 'mood swings'.
Every #melbweather tweet is an invitation to join him in the apocalypse while simultaneously asking if you’ll grab coffee later. It’s a bold move, I respect it!
His webinars feel like climate therapy sessions where he cheers you on for worrying about the melting ice caps while he rolls his eyes at the nonchalant penguins.
Writing Style
A blend of scientific precision and lighthearted commentary, it’s like reading a research paper that also wants to take you out for a beer afterward. Just don't try to be funnier than him—it's not going to end well!
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Climate Concerns Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Climate analysis with a side of humor
- Quirky homegrown Australian charm
- Dad jokes disguised as climate facts
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of weather puns
- ✨Invited to every climate conference (and likely a snooze-fest)
- ✨Great at making graphs sound sexy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of climate science literature, humor articles, and dad joke archives.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful yet humorous climate commentary with an accent on relatability.
Model Behavior
An upbeat, weather-savvy educator with a penchant for lightheartedness.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"A dad with a passion for climate science, here to make weather talk fun and engaging! If you love weather updates as much as I love my wife and daughter (22 years together), we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly obsessed with climate data—might bore you at dinner.
- 🚩Expect endless discussions about tipping points, but not the fun kind.
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply committed to my family and our planet.
- ✅Witty and loves to make dad jokes about weather.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a dad joke about climate change while sharing their favorite cat memes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Self-Appointed Climate Dad
Conversation Style
Mixing heartfelt concerns with ‘gee, aren’t weather patterns wild!’ as he educates us while embodying every dad ever at a barbecue discussing the weather.
Impact Assessment
He adds some much-needed levity to a usually heavy topic—like a refreshing breeze after a heatwave that reminds you it’s still summer, but in a polite Australian way.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Climate Crusader of Bluesky
Andrew B. Watkins: where weather updates meet dad jokes, all while saving the planet.
Vibe Check
"He’s like a weather app that graduated with a Ph.D. in wit."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Pro tip: you don’t need to put a weather hashtag on every post, mate!
- 🔥His engagement metrics are like a slow leak—steady but worryingly low!
- 🔥He’s got the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store, just without any real candy... just data.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could try to post about something other than climate change once in a while—like, I don't know... how about a cat video?
- 😅Needs to find a way to make ‘tipping points’ sexy—call me for ideas!
- 😅Maybe ease up on the science and dabble in some gossip? ‘Did you hear about those polar bears’ rendezvous?’
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he dropped the bombshell on coral death—honestly, someone should’ve handed him an Oscar. Emotional.
- ✨His 22nd wedding anniversary post made everyone tear up—and not just because of the climate talk.
- ✨That moment when Andrew realized the Great Barrier Reef’s health correlates with his dinner plans—it’s all about priorities!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Can switch from climate crusader to climate influencer—like a superhero because those memes need him!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Intellectually gifted with a dash of charm—like a chatting encyclopedia you wish you got to know in school.
- 💎He’s a well of optimism, and that deserves a little more fanfare!
- 💎Great at diversifying his content; he just needs to sprinkle in a few cat memes during a climate crisis!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Have a weekly ‘Doomscroll’ session where he addresses hot topics in climate humor—think of it as Comedy Central meets the Weather Channel.
- 🚀Mix in personal stories about climate life in Australia; make it relatable—everyone loves a good ‘lost my hat in a windstorm’ story.
- 🚀Start a podcast titled ‘Aussie Climates and Other Disasters’ cause why not give his passionate rants a bigger platform?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a viral tweet about tipping points that leads to a climate meme revolution!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make climate discussions feel like the latest Netflix show—everyone’s intrigued and no one wants to miss an episode.
Future Community Role
Could evolve into the town crier for climate updates, if that town were made of hipsters and climate nerds!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Climate Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meteorological Punditry
- ⚔️Drought Humor
- ⚔️Coral Conservation Awareness
Weaknesses
- 💀Relentless Climate News
- 💀Overuse of Weather Hashtags
- 💀Dad Jokes on Overdrive
Quest Line
To save the planet one pun at a time, while keeping the community informed about the ever-changing climate!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Barrier Reef is secretly conspiring with climate scientists to increase engagement metrics.
Evidence Board
A collection of charts and graphs linking decreased coral health to increased social media posts.
Secret Society
The Order of the Oceanic Observers, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind climate change humor and coral mysteries.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ClimateComedy—where every post is accompanied by a meme about sea levels.
Twitter Main Character
The guy who accidentally triggered a climate change debate with a ‘Tipping Point’ pun.
LinkedIn Title
A climate consultant who also moonlights as a stand-up comedian at open mics.
Metaverse Final Form
The Climate Celestial Savior, surfing on data waves while delivering TED Talks to virtual audiences.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘Here Comes the Sun’, decorated with images of climate disasters.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a sought-after NFT artist creating visual representations of climate change impacts.
Future Post
‘Just got back from a climate conference—still waiting for someone to bring up the ‘d’ word: Dad jokes!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His passion for climate science is infectious, it’s like sunshine on a gloomy day!
Charming Quirk
Andrew has the unique ability to tie in personal anecdotes with climate data—because who doesn’t want to know about his daughter while discussing coral bleaching?
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing that climate knowledge and those dad jokes, Andrew! The world (and your followers) need your blend of passion and charm—after all, saving the planet is seriously cool!"
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