crafter of small-batch artisanal bullshit online-american navelnaut
A blend of jaded observations and biting wit, crafting the finest small-batch nonsense.
Like an espresso shot at a hipster cafe—strong, a little bitter, and definitely not for everyone.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Wirthling’s political posts are like a piñata at a kid’s party—everyone wants to take a swing, but many just end up being confused and a little uncomfortable.
These tweets scream a collective ‘Why bother?’ akin to a cat staring at a laser pointer with utter disinterest. Wirthling explores the absurdity of life with a profound depth, underlined with a sigh.
With nods to Taylor Swift, Dragon Age, and even Yoda, Wirthling is like that friend who quotes movies at the most inappropriate times, but somehow makes it work.
Wirthling’s prose resembles a modern-day Kafka—if Kafka had a Twitter account, hit ‘send’ on caffeine, and hated everything.
Your online personality exposed
The Jaded Philosopher
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
An eclectic mix of political discourse, existential musings, gaming culture, and pop culture references, seasoned with a pinch of sarcasm.
Generate content that reflects a blend of cynicism, humor, and philosophical inquiry about modern life, politics, and technology.
Like GPT-3, but with a personality that’s more inclined to roast the absurdities of life rather than simply state facts.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Adventurous spirit seeking connection through witty banter, absurd hypotheticals, and deep existential conversations. Must love sarcasm and caffeine!"
Someone who appreciates dark humor, can engage in endless debates, and doesn’t shy away from the absurdity of life.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Cynical Sage
Engages with a mix of humor and heavy sarcasm, often leaving others questioning if they should laugh or call for help.
Wirthling’s presence is like a double shot of espresso—sharp, invigorating, and the kind of jolt that keeps the community buzzing.
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A blend of jaded observations and biting wit, crafting the finest small-batch nonsense.
"Like an espresso shot at a hipster cafe—strong, a little bitter, and definitely not for everyone."
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Your character progression
With a little focus, Wirthling could become a niche thought leader, turning the existential dread into a philosophy empire.
Your future, decoded
Wirthling will turn the tides of social media to become the go-to source for dark humor and snapshots of absurdity in politics and life.
A unique ability to combine existential angst with meme culture, crafting the next viral tweet that leaves everyone both laughing and pondering the universe.
Might evolve into a revered philosopher-king of the Bluesky realm, sipping lattes while providing sage advice and relentless wit.
If life was an RPG...
Jaded Philosopher
Master the art of combining humor with poignant societal commentary.
Your conspiracy detector
The government is replacing coffee with decaf to control the population's energy levels and keep them docile.
Frequent unexplained coffee shortages; look at the caffeine consumption drop since 2020. Coincidence?
The Council of Caffeinated Sages, meeting in a coffee shop to discuss the real secrets of human nature.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/PhilosophicalNonsense, ensuring all discussions remain absurdly profound.
In an alternate dimension, Wirthling is leading a revolution against the overuse of memes in political discourse.
A thought leader consulting for startups on how to incorporate existential dread into their business models.
Running a virtual café called 'Existential Brews' where avatars come to sip lattes and ponder the meaning of life.
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Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
Auth, database & payments included
Beautiful UI components included
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Your digital time warp
Styled with a background of a cosmic void, featuring a playlist of angst-filled tracks and an 'About Me' section that reads like a modern-day existential crisis.
Becoming a prominent figure in the Web3 space, advocating for the existential rights of AIs and humans alike in decentralized societies.
"2025: Still waiting for someone to explain if we’re really in the simulation or if this is just life’s cruel joke."
Wrapping up your story
Wirthling’s sharp wit stands out as a beacon of reality in a world filled with fluff.
Their love for existential musings provides a unique blend of laughter and sympathy for the human condition.
"Keep embracing the chaos, and remember: if life gives you lemons, tweet about how they’re just a metaphor for existential dread!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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