♿️ Gen X, gay, Pagan, Autism Spectrum with ADHD seasoning for flavor, meme loving, married, cat dad, writer. Transparency: I am a perverted Porch Troll and repost anything that catches my attention including fully sexually explicit male nudity.
Porch Troll: Keeper of Cats, Secrets, and Saucy Memes
A delightful blend of wit and whimsy that keeps the Bluesky community guessing.
Like the quirky uncle at Thanksgiving who insists on sharing every embarrassing family story—even the ones that aren’t true.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigating loss with a blend of humor and heart, like a Shakespearean tragedy wrapped in a cat meme.
Advocating for open discussions about mental health with the subtlety of a jackhammer in a library.
Referencing pop culture like a well-read librarian with a secret TikTok account.
Celebrating feline companions as if they were royal family members in an Instagram account gone rogue.
Writing Style
Casual yet insightful, with a sprinkle of tongue-in-cheek humor that feels like a warm cup of tea—comforting but with a not-so-subtle kick.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Mischievous Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on memes
- A penchant for deep thoughts about life and death
- Cat dad vibes
- Pagan flair
Secret Powers
- ✨Astute cultural observations
- ✨Meme curation like a Pinterest mom on caffeine
- ✨Writing heartfelt tributes with a comedic twist
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of cat memes, existential musings, and heartfelt tributes to beloved pets that explore mental health and grief, all with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ culture.
Prompt Engineering
Provide witty commentary on life, grief, and pop culture with a focus on genuine human experience and connection.
Model Behavior
Like a hybrid of GPT-4 and your favorite meme account, serving up poignant humor with a side of sass.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cat dad 🐱, meme aficionado, and overthinker extraordinaire. Seeking fellow weirdos who cherish deep discussions and know how to laugh at life. Bonus points if you love cats and have a fondness for coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently goes on tangents about cat antics
- 🚩Might share too many memes at once
- 🚩Occasionally makes deep philosophical observations in casual settings
Green Flags
- ✅Has a knack for heartfelt humor
- ✅Is a good listener
- ✅Values genuine connection over surface-level interactions
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the subtleties of internet memes and isn’t afraid to be a little silly.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wisecracking Historian
Conversation Style
Engaging with the community like a friendly neighborhood troll at the digital gate, always ready to share a laugh or a meme.
Impact Assessment
Bringing levity and thoughtful commentary, like a stand-up comic at a family reunion who also makes sure to remind everyone to hydrate.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Porch Troll: Keeper of Cats, Secrets, and Saucy Memes
A delightful blend of wit and whimsy that keeps the Bluesky community guessing.
Vibe Check
"Like the quirky uncle at Thanksgiving who insists on sharing every embarrassing family story—even the ones that aren’t true."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posting schedule is more erratic than a cat on catnip.
- 🔥You’ve got a knack for deep thoughts in post formats best suited for memes.
- 🔥Your replies read like Shakespeare infused with caffeine and a side of sass.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe consider leaving some of those memes for the rest of us, eh?
- 😅Sipping tea while scrolling could be upgraded to ‘sipping wine’ for a more sophisticated vibe.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you shared your mourning box and made us all tear up between laughs.
- ✨When you turned everyday observations into existential musings like a digital Socrates.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Embracing your quirks even more could catapult you into beloved meme legend territory.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expert in balancing the absurd with the profound.
- 💎Ability to make heavy topics feel lighter, like a feather on a cat's head.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Dive into longer threads to explore your ideas further—your thoughts deserve a grand stage!
- 🚀Try collaborative posts with other Bluesky users; your wisdom needs more followers!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You’ll become the meme bard of Bluesky, blending humor and heart into viral posts.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn the mundane into philosophical gold, wrapped in cat fur.
Future Community Role
The unofficial therapy troll who can always be counted on for a witty reply.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit so sharp it could slice through steel
- ⚔️Memes that make you reflect on life while laughing
- ⚔️Deep thoughts articulated in 280 characters or less
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination while scrolling through cat videos
- 💀A tendency to get too philosophical in replies
- 💀A distracted mind that often trails off
Quest Line
To spread joy and wisdom across the digital realm while navigating the chaotic landscape of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cat meme industry is a cover for a secret society of neurodivergent animal lovers trying to take over the world with cuteness.
Evidence Board
Documented feline powers of persuasion, memes that go viral overnight, and the inexplicable bond between cats and their owners.
Secret Society
The Order of the Perpetual Purring, dedicated to spreading joy and catnip-induced enlightenment.
Truth Seeking Level
67%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatMemesAndDeepThoughts, where cats and philosophy collide in one glorious subreddit.
Twitter Main Character
The one who sparks a viral debate on whether cats or dogs make better emotional support animals and somehow ends up on a talk show.
LinkedIn Title
The meme manager at a top digital marketing firm, whose profile picture features a cat with glasses, balancing seriousness with whimsy.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital version of the Porch Troll sitting in a virtual garden surrounded by ethereal cats and a fountain of wisdom.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile customized with glitter graphics and music from the cartoon theme songs of the '90s, with a section titled ‘Why Cats are Superior’ for deep dives.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a sought-after NFT creator of cat memes that also double as profound statements, earning a fortune while educating the masses.
Future Post
‘Just a gentle reminder to love your cats, your partners, and yourself—because life is too short for anything else!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your voice shines through every post like a beacon of quirky wisdom.
Charming Quirk
That delightful mix of deep existential exploration and cat-centric humor is unbeatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting and keep trolling—you're the vibrant spice in the Bluesky soup!"
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