|35| An artist, a witch, and a horny shut-in weirdo who too pussy to say "hi" or โI like your assโ. Very autistic for Dragon Age and Interview with the Vampire. A monster fucker and a bit of a fag, really. ๐ No minors for I reblog gay porn.
Witching Away on Bluesky: A Cacophony of Fantasy and Frustration
An artist conjuring laughter amid a whirlwind of Dragon Age fandom and unapologetic horniness.
If chaotic energy was a person, it would be our delightful witch here!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
The passion is real, going all in on the lore while still managing to roast their fellow fans. If there's a Dragon Age-related topic, you bet they'll be crafting a love letter (or a blunt critique) about it!
Promoting their art while somehow making it feel like a communal experience rather than a sales pitch. It's less 'Buy my stuff!' and more 'Join my artistic revolution!'
Mixing humor with righteous fury, they hit back at bigotry with the precision of a Dragon Age rogue sneaking in a critical hit, leaving no room for ignorance in the comments!
Writing Style
A whirlwind of thoughts that oscillate between profound and profane, often punctuated by emojis that add just the right splash of drama. Posts range from heartfelt to hilariously absurd, all while maintaining a distinctly conversational flair.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Fantasy Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered humor
- Deep dive into Dragon Age lore
- Witchy charm
Secret Powers
- โจArtistic storytelling
- โจInsightful commentary on LGBTQ+ issues
- โจComic creation
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Fictional Characters, LGBTQ+ Themes, Art Techniques, Dragon Age Lore, Pop Culture References
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging and humorous content with a focus on fantasy, art, and social justice
Model Behavior
Sassy and insightful, balancing humor with heartfelt commentary
Token Count
10000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"35, artist, witch, and hopeless romantic. Looking for someone who can handle passionate debates about Dragon Age lore, share my love for gothic horror, and appreciate a good monster romance. Must love cats!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉFrequently references fictional characters as if they're real people
- ๐ฉObsessed with video game lore
- ๐ฉA tendency to rant about social justice issues
Green Flags
- โ Creative and passionate about art
- โ Loves deep conversations
- โ Can make me laugh until I cry
Perfect Match
Someone who understands the magic of fantasy worlds and isn't afraid to get lost in them together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Chaotic Good Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Part motivational speaker, part impassioned bard, they engage with their audience through humor and unapologetic honesty, often invoking fervent discussions about art and representation.
Impact Assessment
Bringing a unique blend of humor and advocacy, their contributions feel like a magical potionโequal parts fun, profound, and a bit chaotic.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Witching Away on Bluesky: A Cacophony of Fantasy and Frustration
An artist conjuring laughter amid a whirlwind of Dragon Age fandom and unapologetic horniness.
Vibe Check
"If chaotic energy was a person, it would be our delightful witch here!"
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅMaster of the long-winded post; we get it, your Dragon Age love runs deep!
- ๐ฅWho needs a cohesive theme when you have a wild imagination and a horniness for monster fuckers?
- ๐ฅThe amount of passion you have for fictional characters should definitely be bottled and sold.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Deciding between sleep and more Dragon Ageโthe real battle of the fandom!
- ๐ Trying to balance their art career with a dragon-sized obsession is no small feat; can we get a calendar here?
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you drop a relatable tweet about crying because depression lost that day.
- โจThat time they said they liked crying as a personal victory. A true main character move!
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Potential to harness their artistic abilities into a more structured platform, maybe a webcomic or illustrated series drawing from their varied interests.
Unique Advantages
- ๐A fiery passion that fuels their creativity and advocacy, making them a natural leader in fandom circles.
- ๐A distinctive style that marries art and social commentary with humor.
- ๐Strong engagement metrics indicating a loyal community ready for more of their content.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider setting a regular art posting schedule to keep the creativity flowing (and us drooling!).
- ๐Maybe find a way to channel those chaotic thoughts into a more focused rantโa podcast, perhaps?
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a fusion of their art and advocacy, possibly taking the form of a webcomic that tackles social issues with humor and fantasy.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a captivating narrative filled with whimsy and a dash of darkness.
Future Community Role
An irreplaceable figure who turns the tide of bland discussions with insightful humor while advocating for representation in media.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Fantasy Satirist
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธDragon Age Lore Mastery
- โ๏ธWitchy Wit
- โ๏ธSocial Justice Sorcery
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Sleep Deprivation
- ๐Horny for Fictional Characters
Quest Line
To create a vibrant artistic realm while harnessing the chaotic energy of fandom and advocating for LGBTQ+ rights.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Dragon Age is actually a documentary about a parallel universe.
Evidence Board
Endless lore connections, references to real-world issues, and a suspicious number of dragons that might be surveilling us.
Secret Society
Society of Anti-Bigot Dragon Lovers
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FantasyArtCritiques with a flair for comic relief
Twitter Main Character
The one who stands up against toxic fandoms while live-tweeting Dragon Age marathons
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Mythical Artistry' making waves in the fantasy art scene
Metaverse Final Form
A powerful Witch in a bustling fantasy realm where creativity and kindness reign supreme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a Dragon Age theme, music by a gothic rock band, and a top 8 that includes all their favorite fictional characters.
Web3 Destiny
A VR gallery where users can explore and buy animated art pieces inspired by their wildest fandoms.
Future Post
Just finished illustrating a new comic about a world where all our beloved characters finally have their happy endings!
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to blend humor, advocacy, and artistry truly stands out, making hearts flutter and chuckles erupt.
Charming Quirk
That delightful unpredictability that makes every post feel like a delightful surprise, like unwrapping a gift and finding both a cute drawing and a spicy hot take.
Final Encouragement
"So keep casting your spells of whimsy and wisdom, witchy friend! The world could always use more delightful chaos!"
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