Gothic/Horror Film & Fiction Pedant (ghost stories, esp. M. R. James); Amateur Theatricals; Wastrel and Ne'er-Do-Well. Former Teacher. U of I ‘91, WPGU.
Wm. Schumacher: The Ghost of Posting Past
Where cursed objects meet Christmas mixtapes in a delightful spectral dance.
A quirky blend of gothic horror and nostalgic playlists, Wm. is your go-to haunting presence on social media.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wm.'s fascination with cursed objects is so deep, even the ghosts are taking notes.
Their annual Christmas Mix retrospectives are like nostalgia’s horrifying embrace — perfect for holiday horror fans.
Wm.'s critiques are sharper than a vampire's fang, dissecting societal horrors with gothic elegance.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of erudition and quirkiness, with punchlines that sneak up like a ghost in a graveyard. Expect both whimsy and intellectual depth in every post.
Thought Leader Score
83%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Gothic literature aficionado
- Christmas music enthusiast
- Cursed object specialist
Secret Powers
- ✨Adept at turning any topic into an occult lesson
- ✨Can quote M.R. James verbatim
- ✨Spotting obscure horror film references
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Gothic literature, horror films, Christmas music, and obscure folklore topics
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media engagement through the lens of dark humor and literary allusion
Model Behavior
An algorithm that weaves together macabre humor and deep literary analysis seamlessly, similar to GPT-3's storytelling tendencies
Token Count
10000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Gothic lit nerd seeking fellow lovers of the eerie. If you enjoy cursed objects and have a penchant for Christmas music with a dark twist, we’ll get along splendidly!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with ghost stories to the point of exorcism
- 🚩Tendency to turn every date into a horror movie critique
- 🚩May have too many cursed objects in their home
Green Flags
- ✅Can quote M. R. James verbatim
- ✅Takes holiday decorating very seriously (think cobwebs and skulls)
- ✅Appreciates dark humor and obscure trivia
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys spooky storytelling and can introduce new horror films without summoning spirits.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Gothic Oracle of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Witty and darkly humorous, Wm. engages in a macabre dance with followers, turning even mundane topics into chilling tales.
Impact Assessment
Bringing a unique flavor to the feed, Wm. cultivates a niche community of horror and folklore enthusiasts, like a haunted library filled with delightful curiosities.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Wm. Schumacher: The Ghost of Posting Past
Where cursed objects meet Christmas mixtapes in a delightful spectral dance.
Vibe Check
"A quirky blend of gothic horror and nostalgic playlists, Wm. is your go-to haunting presence on social media."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sometimes I wonder if your life is just an ongoing episode of 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?'
- 🔥You post like you're trying to summon a spirit, and honestly, it's working!
- 🔥Your obsession with curses has me convinced the only thing that’s truly cursed here is your Christmas playlist.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Remember to take breaks from the spectral abyss of cursed objects, Wm.!
- 😅Try a post without a horror movie reference for once — I dare you!
- 😅Maybe tone down the ghostly vibes just a tad and allow a little sunshine in.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you announced your three-book deal, it felt like the literary equivalent of a ghost rising from the grave. Well done!
- ✨Your ongoing quest for obscure horror film stats has officially made you the Indiana Jones of the gothic genre.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your flair for storytelling, a podcast could be your golden opportunity to become the next Edgar Allan Poe of the airwaves.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A wealth of gothic knowledge that captivates followers.
- 💎Unique ability to make even mundane topics feel eerie and alluring.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting a horror-themed book club on Bluesky.
- 🚀Try mixing in a few more posts about contemporary horror to balance the nostalgic vibes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Wm. will create a viral series on the history of curses in popular culture — just wait for the TikTok crossover!
Potential Superpower
A knack for turning casual conversations into metaphysical discussions — ‘So how do you feel about curses in modern literature?’
Future Community Role
The resident horror expert who orchestrates virtual events that feel like a gathering in a Victorian parlor, complete with ghost stories.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Gothic Archivist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of the Macabre
- ⚔️Christmas Playlist Connoisseur
- ⚔️Cursed Object Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Nostalgic
- 💀Easily Distracted by Ghosts
- 💀Tendency to Overthink
Quest Line
To unearth the most arcane genres of horror and gather a cult following of fellow spectral enthusiasts.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Christmas music industry is actually a front for ghost summoning rituals.
Evidence Board
1) Overly happy Christmas songs matched with dark themes; 2) Increase in ghost sightings during holiday seasons; 3) Cursed objects are often sold during holiday sales.
Secret Society
Society for the Preservation of Cursed Objects and Dark Christmas Music
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CursedChristmas
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally lured a ghost into a holiday party.
LinkedIn Title
Gothic Event Coordinator specializing in uncanny virtual gatherings.
Metaverse Final Form
A spooky curator of haunted experiences and eerie storytelling in a digital realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with dark roses, skulls, and an 8-bit soundtrack of eerie Christmas carols.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for horror enthusiasts trading cursed NFTs and ghost stories.
Future Post
"Just found the perfect haunted venue for my next book launch! #CursedSpaces"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your insights on horror films and literature are both deep and entertaining, turning everyday posts into thought-provoking discussions.
Charming Quirk
The way you intertwine personal experiences with gothic themes — it’s simply enchanting!
Final Encouragement
"Keep haunting us with your unique blend of humor and intellect, Wm.! Your feed is like a cozy graveyard, welcoming and a little spooky."
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