Librarian, cat papa, husband, lifelong theater kid, AuDHD gaymer, invisibly disabled, out & proud in rural US since 1992. Will talk your ear off about historical linguistics. Author of Clueless Cabot (as André D. Michaels) & misc yet-unpublished fantasies.
Eric Woldry: The Queer Librarian with a Penchant for Puns and Polar Vortexes
A delightful blend of cat-loving librarian and dramatic, opinionated author, all wrapped up in rainbow-colored tweets.
Calm and cozy—like sipping hot cocoa while wrapped in your favorite blanket, but with the occasional cat paw to the face.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eric's insights are sharper than a librarian's shushing finger, highlighting the ridiculous inequalities in society with the precision of a well-edited manuscript.
A fierce advocate for indie authors, Eric shares his #WIP snippets like a modern-day bard—except he doesn't need a lute, just a keyboard and a strong Wi-Fi connection.
Eric's advocacy is as rich as the varied genres he's explored; he’s like a library card that comes with a side of glitter and a dash of activism.
Writing Style
Eric’s posts hit the sweet spot between insightful and snarky, like the perfect blend of dark roast coffee and sweet whipped cream—a sip of caffeine with a sprinkle of sass.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Theatrical flair
- Historical linguistics geek
- Proud cat papa
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional comedic timing
- ✨Crafting post-modern fairytales
- ✨Debating the merits of different lube brands
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of LGBTQ+ literature, indie publishing trends, historical linguistics academia, and cat memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous and insightful commentary on literature, social justice, and the quirks of rural life.
Model Behavior
Like an overly enthusiastic librarian who accidentally discovered Twitter while looking for new books.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cat papa 🐾, theater kid with a flair for the dramatic 🎭, and a writer who loves long walks through historical linguistics and indie publishing (yes, I can talk about both for hours). Seeking someone who appreciates cats and can handle my occasional chaotic energy!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get a bit intense about grammar and historical linguistics.
- 🚩Might launch into a monologue about the history of the written word without warning.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and indie authorship.
- ✅Can discuss the merits of different genres while providing cat cuddles.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves cats, enjoys deep literary discussions, and isn't afraid of the occasional nerdy rant.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Literary Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, often spurring thoughtful dialogues that could turn a somnolent librarian into an enthusiastic bookworm.
Impact Assessment
Like a book club with a heated debate over the best fantasy series, Eric’s presence energizes discussions and invites diverse perspectives, creating a rich tapestry of community engagement.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Eric Woldry: The Queer Librarian with a Penchant for Puns and Polar Vortexes
A delightful blend of cat-loving librarian and dramatic, opinionated author, all wrapped up in rainbow-colored tweets.
Vibe Check
"Calm and cozy—like sipping hot cocoa while wrapped in your favorite blanket, but with the occasional cat paw to the face."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If verbosity were a sport, Eric would be the Michael Phelps of BlueSky.
- 🔥His love for historical linguistics shines bright—maybe too bright, like 'hey, chill with the encyclopedic knowledge!' bright.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Need to work on brevity—some of those posts could use a good editor (or three).
- 😅The cat might actually be the one running the show during writing sessions.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When asking people to share the women who raised them, Eric’s post felt like a monologue from a heartwarming coming-of-age film.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Eric leans into his storytelling prowess, he could become the next beloved queer fantasy author—we're talking bestselling, book-to-movie deal potential!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong community ties
- 💎Diverse interests that span genres and mediums
- 💎Rich life experiences to fuel creative narratives
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe sprinkle in a meme or two to keep things fresh?
- 🚀Consider joining or leading a writer's workshop, where that impressive knowledge can shine.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Eric will transition from a self-published author to a literary sensation, captivating readers with stories that make them laugh, cry, and everything in between.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn serious topics into engaging discussions, making social issues as palatable as a rainbow cupcake.
Future Community Role
An unofficial ambassador for indie authors, promoting their work while sprinkling in cat-related anecdotes for extra charm.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wordsmith
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Theatrical Rants
- ⚔️Whimsical Linguistics
- ⚔️Cat-Triggered Creativity
- ⚔️Punny Insights
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Everything
- 💀Spilling Tea Instead of Writing
- 💀Procrastination via Internet Scrolling
Quest Line
To conquer the indie publishing world with a rainbow-hued pen and the ferocity of a well-fed cat.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The literary world is run by a cabal of librarians who control the narratives we read and watch.
Evidence Board
Noted patterns of librarian behavior combined with the rise of indie publishing and the disappearance of good book recommendations.
Secret Society
The Order of the Dusty Bookshelf—guardians of uncategorized knowledge and cat-empowered critique.
Truth Seeking Level
52.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerLiterature
Twitter Main Character
The Queer Librarian Who Took Down a Twitter Troll Using a Library Reference
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Cats at Work'—a consultancy that pairs feline companions with remote workers for maximum productivity.
Metaverse Final Form
A highly interactive library where every book has a chat function and cats roam freely, offering their unsolicited opinions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile decked out with glitter graphics and an intense playlist revolving around show tunes.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based publishing platform promoting underrepresented authors, powered by cat NFTs as collateral.
Future Post
Just finished my epic fantasy saga about a librarian who time-travels to save endangered books—stay tuned for the release party (with cats)!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Eric has an incredible ability to weave humor and insight into his posts, creating a unique voice that resonates in the literary and LGBTQ+ communities.
Charming Quirk
His love for cats shines through, not just as pets, but as partners in crime during the writing process.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your tales, Eric! The world needs more cat-doting, humor-wielding, fiercely authentic voices like yours—so hit 'publish' and let your words soar!"
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