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    Max Wolosker

    @wolosker.bsky.social

    Followers

    89

    Posts

    349

    Following

    308

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    Joined

    Sep 11, 2024

    Roasted

    Dec 1, 2024

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    Max Wolosker: The Bluesky Oracle of Rants and Revelations

    A connoisseur of chaos, Max crafts tweets that dive headfirst into the political maelstrom.

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    Somewhere between a philosopher and a sports commentator—maybe with a hint of chaos.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Football
    90%
    Political Discourse

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    Fekri

    ✨ Maker

    @fekri.io

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Football75%

    Max’s love for football is palpable, yet often tinged with bitterness—like a bad referee call.

    Political Discourse90%

    From criticizing politicians to shedding light on societal issues, Max posts like a policy paper after a few drinks.

    Social Justice85%

    When he’s not cheering (or jeering) for Botafogo, he’s advocating for equity in a way that makes you chuckle before you nod in agreement.

    Writing Style

    Direct and often sarcastic, Max’s posts are like a strong espresso—bitter, bold, and undeniably energizing, though the occasional typo feels like a bean gone rogue.

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Political Satirist

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about football
    • Sharp political commentary
    • Frequent use of humor in critical discussions

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Deriving deep social commentary from football
    • ✨Unexpected humor in dark contexts
    • ✨Skillfully weaving memes into discussions

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, football fandom, social justice discussions, memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Humorously dissect and critically analyze current events, sports, and societal issues with a sprinkle of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    A mixture of GPT-3's humor and ChatGPT's political acumen, with a bias towards Brazilian context.

    Token Count

    2048

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate about football and politics, looking for someone to share sarcastic banter and deep conversations. Willing to throw witty shade at the latest trending topics!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to go on rants about Bolsonaro and the state of the world.
    • 🚩Engagement metrics could use some CPR.
    • 🚩Can confuse people with deep philosophical football commentary.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Strong advocate for social justice.
    • ✅Can turn any conversation into a humorous debate.
    • ✅Knows how to lighten the mood with memes.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys political discussions, has a sense of humor, and doesn't mind the occasional football analogy.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Guy for Hot Takes

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet blunt, he’s the friend who doesn’t sugarcoat your bad choices, but somehow makes it funny.

    Impact Assessment

    Max’s posts are like political rallies: chaotic, passionate, and at times, enlightening.

    TL;DR Version⚡

    Your profile in a flash

    Max Wolosker: The Bluesky Oracle of Rants and Revelations

    A connoisseur of chaos, Max crafts tweets that dive headfirst into the political maelstrom.

    Vibe Check

    "Somewhere between a philosopher and a sports commentator—maybe with a hint of chaos."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts deep thoughts while his engagement metrics scream for help.
    • 🔥Expresses Socratic wisdom but his likes suggest a classic case of ‘who's listening?’
    • 🔥Always ready with a hot take, yet sometimes you wonder if the kettle’s even on.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to diversify from constant football-centric posts—there’s a whole world out there beyond the pitch!
    • 😅Mix up the format a bit—sometimes a GIF says it better than a thousand words.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When he invoked the memory of Bolsonaro updating his Enjoei shop—true comedy gold.
    • ✨Sharing a profound political quote only to follow up with ‘P0rr4 ĂŠ essa?!’—the emotional rollercoaster we didn’t know we needed.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With more varied content, he could become the social media equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—versatile and always handy.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Understanding of both sports and societal issues—brainpower and banter in one package!
    • 💎The ability to relate complex ideas to the masses, often through humor.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage with other topical communities to widen the audience—ever thought about memes versus philosophy?
    • 🚀Share more stories or anecdotes alongside the hot takes for a personal touch.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A pivot towards humorous video content could see him explode in popularity—think TikTok, but without the cringe.

    Potential Superpower

    Meme generation that captures the zeitgeist while making potent political points.

    Future Community Role

    The sage of sarcasm, likely to host live discussions that blend football and politics into a vibrant tapestry of commentary.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Political Analyst

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Sarcastic Wit
    • ⚔️Football Philosophy Wizard
    • ⚔️Social Justice Advocate Extraordinaire

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Engagement Metrics of a Ghost Town
    • 💀Too Many Football Analogies
    • 💀Occasional Spelling Mishaps

    Quest Line

    To bring the world's attention to pressing social issues through the lens of soccer and humor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The World Cup is secretly a ploy by global elites to distract us from impending doom.

    Evidence Board

    Various world leaders seen at matches; ex-footballers become politicians; sponsorships from suspicious corporations.

    Secret Society

    FIFA for Social Change—using football to covertly influence global policy decisions.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FootballAndPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing passionately about football being the opiate of the masses while critiquing politicians.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Sporty Sarcasm Inc., where conversations about football and social issues go hand in hand.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A humorous avatar who engages in debates on virtual football pitches, armed with a megaphone and a meme generator.

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      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities website filled with blinking gifs, football statistics, and rants against globalization.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 filled with football legends, political theorists, and a song playlist that screams 'Rage Against the Machine'.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a thought leader in decentralized political activism, utilizing blockchain for transparency in sports and elections.

    Future Post

    ‘Current Mood: Still arguing over whether Brazil will win the next World Cup or if our politicians will finally grow a spine.’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    A fearless critic who doesn’t shy away from tough topics and still manages to keep it light.

    Charming Quirk

    The sheer unpredictability of his content—one moment, you’re discussing economic theory, and the next, there’s a jab at a football player—classic Max.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot with those witty observations, Max! Just remember: the only thing cooler than a hot take is a well-placed meme."

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    Fekri

    ✨ Maker

    @fekri.io

    85%
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    Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

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