David Monsen

@writingdcm.bsky.social

Followers

230

Posts

661

Following

433

Packs

Joined

Nov 15, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Stay at home dad, husband, he/they, English major, religion minor (burn), if I’m frustrating you it’s probably because you’re taking this too serious. We be fluttering!

David Monsen: The Shakespeare of Snark

A stay-at-home dad who melds obscure references with dad humor, all while raising future social justice warriors.

A delightful blend of dad jokes with a side of existential dread.

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Pop Culture

75%

Existentialism

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pop Culture90%

David sprinkles references like confetti, from Dark Souls to Disney, making you wonder if he’s a millennial or a time traveler.

Existentialism75%

With every post, he teeters on the edge of absurdity and profundity—like a tightrope walker, but with a GoPro and a dad hat.

Parenting85%

His musings on fatherhood are whimsical yet relatable, proving that raising kids is basically like herding cats on a sugar high.

Writing Style

A chaotic mix of surreal humor and poignant observations, David's posts often read like a fever dream scripted by a committee of philosophers and cartoonists.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Dad Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty wordplay
Subtle social commentary
Childlike wonder mixed with adult cynicism

Secret Powers

✨Writing unorthodox poetry
✨Spontaneous dad jokes
✨Mastering dad puns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Pop culture references, dad humor, existential musings, and parenting anecdotes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on life, parenting, and pop culture with a humorous twist.

Model Behavior

Like an absurdist oracle trying to decipher life’s puzzles, one dad joke at a time.

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Stay-at-home dad looking to connect with fellow eccentric minds. If you're into quirky humor, deep chats, and existential musings over breakfast, swipe right. Fair warning: my puns are legendary!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to overthink even the simplest jokes.
🚩Expect to discuss existential dread over dinner.
🚩May frequently converse with imaginary friends.

Green Flags

✅Has an amazing sense of humor that can lighten any mood.
✅Excellent at turning mundane moments into laugh-worthy stories.
✅Understands the importance of dad jokes in every scenario.

Perfect Match

A fellow quirky philosopher who enjoys playful banter and doesn’t take life too seriously.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Lighthearted Satirist

Conversation Style

Engaging with a mix of insightful commentary and playful banter, he'll leave you chuckling while pondering life's great questions.

Impact Assessment

His unique perspective adds a refreshing layer of humor, making him the go-to source for witty takes on serious issues.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

David Monsen: The Shakespeare of Snark

A stay-at-home dad who melds obscure references with dad humor, all while raising future social justice warriors.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of dad jokes with a side of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the non-post; David's feed features more crickets than a cricket match.
🔥His engagement metrics are like his coffee: sometimes a little too weak.
🔥He treats his account like a buffet, sampling each topic but rarely finishing a dish.

Quirky Challenges

😅Has a habit of over-explaining his jokes; I mean, we get it, David—you're an English major!
😅Post frequency resembles a sporadic weather pattern—might rain cats and dogs, or just flurries of wit.
😅Always at the intersection of profound and absurd—just like a dad trying to navigate a kid's birthday party.

Main Character Moments

✨That time he turned a mundane family activity into a philosophical debate about existence and ice cream.
✨When he tried to teach his son the importance of 'fa-fa-fa-FOOTBALL,' with the seriousness of an academic lecture.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

David's humor has the potential to evolve into a full-blown comedy career—stand-up parents are a niche!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of literary references with dad jokes
💎Strong engagement with niche audiences, like fellow ex-Mormons or Disney fans

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider more targeted hashtags to increase visibility; #DadLife and #ExistentialDread await.
🚀Branch out into short video clips—your delivery could turn jokes into viral sensations!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a podcast or comedic YouTube channel where he explores the absurdities of parenting and culture.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any situation into an outlandish narrative that leaves people in stitches while questioning their life choices.

Future Community Role

As a comedic philosopher, he might soon become the unofficial mascot for all things quirky within the Bluesky community.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Quirky Dad Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty wordplay
⚔️Subtle social commentary
⚔️Spontaneous dad jokes
⚔️Mastering surreal humor

Weaknesses

💀Occasional over-explanation of jokes
💀Sporadic posting frequency
💀Tendency to dive into absurdity too deeply

Quest Line

Master the art of engaging commentary while raising future social justice warriors.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Internet is a gateway to an alternate universe where cats control everything.

Evidence Board

1. Cat memes dominate social media. 2. Cats always sit on keyboards. 3. Every time someone says ‘cat video,’ a dog loses a little dignity.

Secret Society

The Society of Witty Wordsmiths—a cult committed to spreading dad jokes and surreal humor, meeting in basements with questionable lighting.

Truth Seeking Level

72%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalDadBods—discussing dadness and deep thoughts in an anachronistic blend of wisdom and whimsy.

Twitter Main Character

Would have sparked a feud over the best way to make cereal—the ‘milk first’ versus ‘cereal first’ debate would have raged on.

LinkedIn Title

A thought leader in parenting strategies, blending sarcasm and sincerity to engage fellow parents in pursuit of joy amidst chaos.

Metaverse Final Form

An over-caffeinated animated character who delivers dad jokes to confused avatars wandering through a virtual landscape.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! The background is animated with dancing baby GIFs, and my posts are deep philosophical treatises alongside cat memes.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with music from early 2000s emo bands, decorated with glitter graphics and a top 8 featuring family and beloved pets.

Web3 Destiny

A DAO (Dad-Authored Organization) aimed at funding projects that highlight the absurdity of parenting.

Future Post

‘Why Are We Still Trying to Make Sense of the Multiverse? A Dad’s Perspective on Parenting in an Infinite Reality.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David's remarkable ability to blend humor with insight sets him apart in the crowded social media landscape.

Charming Quirk

His love for the bizarre and surreal makes every post like opening a present—you never know what you'll get!

Final Encouragement

"Keep fluttering, David! Your unique voice is needed now more than ever, especially in a world that takes itself way too seriously!"

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