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    xan.lol 🔌🦬 he/they/any I love skeeting! 🔥 site to be (re)made 💖 a.xan.lol/scrobbles some interests: adhd, software, indie web, cats, design, photos, firefox forks, linux, digital independence, privacy, public transit, alt text, plant Based ❤️🏳️‍🌈🍉

    xan.lol: Your Friendly Neighborhood Skeet Enthusiast

    Engaging, quirky, and unflinchingly honest, xan.lol is the whimsical genius of niche corners on social media.

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    A kaleidoscope of chaotic thoughts, tech rants, and social commentary—equally charming and perplexing.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Tech and Software
    75%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Tech and Software85%

    xan’s love for software and digital independence shines through like a Linux mascot at a Microsoft convention. There’s a certain magic in how they seamlessly weave the joys and frustrations of tech into relatable humor—like a techy Shakespeare for the digital age.

    Social Commentary75%

    Whether it’s unpacking national security with the grace of a toddler with scissors or commenting on the absurdities of life, xan manages to drop truth bombs wrapped in humor—like a postmodern comedian handling serious topics with a sprinkle of absurdity.

    Cats70%

    Cats make frequent cameos in xan’s posts, offering that delightful blend of pet love and existential crisis—like a cat meme but with the depth of Dostoevsky. The perfect combination of furry wisdom and a hint of chaos.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of brevity and absurdity, xan’s posts are like haikus written on a rollercoaster—fast-paced, occasionally dizzying, and always leaving you wanting more. The use of emojis is not just decoration; it’s a vital part of the language, like jazz hands for text.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Tech Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Endearing awkwardness
    • Unfiltered enthusiasm
    • Tech-savvy humor

    Secret Powers

    • Master of niche memes
    • Spontaneous sketch artist
    • Creatively absurd storyteller

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of absurd memes, software critiques, and heartfelt anecdotes tied together with chaotic emojis and random, relatable commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorous but insightful content on technology, social issues, and quirky life observations.

    Model Behavior

    Like a turbo-charged GPT on a caffeine high; witty but occasionally meandering into delightful absurdities.

    Token Count

    150

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Quirky tech enthusiast looking for fellow adventurers who appreciate chaos and absurdity. Must love cats and weird humor. If you can handle spontaneous discussions about software or the existential dread of public transit, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Infrequent posting about dates
    • 🚩Inability to maintain a serious conversation because cats
    • 🚩Too many random thoughts about tech

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about digital independence
    • Shares adorable cat photos frequently
    • Can make even boring topics funny

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys chaotic memes and can engage in deep philosophical discussions about the importance of catnip.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Witty Oracle of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Like a neighborhood cat that visits everyone’s house; they engage with posts in a friendly, slightly random manner, dropping insights like they drop catnip—enticing and totally unexpected!

    Impact Assessment

    xan has cultivated a warm, inviting atmosphere where being authentically weird is celebrated. It’s like a community where everyone brings their quirkiest selves, and xan is the enthusiastic ringmaster.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    xan.lol: Your Friendly Neighborhood Skeet Enthusiast

    Engaging, quirky, and unflinchingly honest, xan.lol is the whimsical genius of niche corners on social media.

    Vibe Check

    "A kaleidoscope of chaotic thoughts, tech rants, and social commentary—equally charming and perplexing."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone obsessed with privacy, your posts are as transparent as a glass house—little to no secrets!
    • 🔥You post like you’re trying to catch the attention of a cat: random, urgent, and sometimes with a touch of existential dread.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe try posting without an emoji, just to see what the chaos looks like?
    • 😅Consider giving your keyboard a break; your posts are a lot like a kid with a sugar rush—full of energy and a touch unpredictable.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared that history should focus on boobs more, it was like watching a meme become a philosophical thesis—truly iconic.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your unique voice can bring light to topics others shy away from; lean into that! Make the weird the norm!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Authenticity that draws in followers like moths to a neon sign.
    • 💎A knack for comedy that can elevate social issues into memorable conversations.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a series on your unique takes in tech—like 'Tech Tuesday', but make it chaotic!
    • 🚀Consider using your skills to create more visual content, like sketches or videos, to further engage your audience.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a sub-brand of xan.lol focusing on tech tutorials delivered in your signature chaotic style—everyone’s gonna want in!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn mundane conversations about software into captivating, meme-worthy narratives—think of you as the Shakespeare of Slack!

    Future Community Role

    As a community staple, you might become the go-to person for both tech advice and hilarious commentary on the absurdities of daily life.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Skeet Enthusiast

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Tech Whizz Kid
    • ⚔️Social Commentary Sorcerer
    • ⚔️Cat Meme Connoisseur

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overuse of emojis
    • 💀Spontaneous existential thoughts
    • 💀Tendency to get sidetracked by cats

    Quest Line

    Navigate the digital landscape while spreading humor and advocating for privacy.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cats are actually the ones in control of the internet, using humans as pawns to facilitate their grand plan for world domination.

    Evidence Board

    Feline influencers skyrocketing to fame, repeated cat memes leading to increased internet traffic, unexplained cat behaviors that suggest higher intelligence.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Skeet: A society dedicated to uncovering the absurd truths of life while encouraging the chaotic spirit in everyone.

    Truth Seeking Level

    70%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TechAbsurdities, where every post is an outrageous tech mishap or conspiracy, and cats rule the chaos.

    Twitter Main Character

    In a timeline where memes are currency, xan is the CEO of SkeetCoin, revolutionizing online engagement for good or ill.

    LinkedIn Title

    A digital independence advocate, leading a startup called 'Ctrl + Alt + Delete Your Privacy Issues', with a mission to make tech fun again.

    Metaverse Final Form

    In Zuck's metaverse, xan is an avatar of their chaotic self, an interface that dispenses cat wisdom and existential quotes with a side of spaghetti.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Homemade HTML page featuring animated GIFs of dancing cats and a guestbook that never gets signed.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with glitter graphics and a theme song that plays when someone visits, probably a weird indie band nobody's heard of.

    Web3 Destiny

    Pioneering a decentralized social media site dedicated to the absurdity of life, where engagement is traded like crypto and every post gets an NFT.

    Future Post

    'Just discovered a new algorithm that predicts cat behavior based on their daily snack intake. Science wins again! #TechWhiz'.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor and genuine insight creates a unique tapestry that keeps followers coming back for more.

    Charming Quirk

    Your chaotic emojis and bizarre but relatable anecdotes make scrolling through your feed feel like a delightful jaunt through Wonderland.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being your wonderfully weird self—after all, the internet is just a collection of pixels. You might as well make those pixels shine!"

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