They/Them. Queer Eldritch Crochet Artist. Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris. My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto
A Crochet Wizard in a Sea of Tentacles: The Chronicles of Xaoc of Pluto
Crafting chaos and community with a side of eldritch humor.
Like a delightful crochet pattern gone slightly awry—unexpected yet endearing.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Xaoc serves up safety like a sideshow at a carnival—vibrant, essential, and occasionally confusing. They ensure everyone knows how to secure spaces for queer and kink-friendly shenanigans.
When it comes to book humor, Xaoc’s recommendations range from 'cozy mysteries' to 'educational political theory.' It's like a literary buffet, but without the awkward conversation about gluten.
Xaoc doubles as the crochet queen—spreading knowledge and patterns faster than you can say 'yarn over.' It’s like they dropped a crochet grenade in the middle of Bluesky and everyone is happily tangled in the aftermath.
Writing Style
Xaoc’s posts read like an eclectic mix of philosophical musings and whimsical asides, with a generous sprinkling of absurdity. They write like they’re holding a crochet hook in one hand and a time machine remote in the other, leaping between profound and nonsensical effortlessly.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cosmic Craftsperson
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Eldritch-themed art
- Community-oriented
- Support for marginalized voices
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of witty one-liners
- ✨Unintentional stand-up comedian
- ✨Fluent in chaos magic
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Eldritch crochet art, community advocacy, queer culture, SFF works, social justice discussions, absurd humor.
Prompt Engineering
Craft a multi-dimensional online persona who weaves humor, craft, and community awareness into a tapestry of tweets.
Model Behavior
Like a GPT-3 trained on cosmic humor and crochet patterns, blending whimsy with social commentary.
Token Count
5000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌌 Crafting cosmic chaos through crochet and soft activism. Want to share a tentacle-themed adventure and a comfortable silence? Let’s make quirky art and discuss non-linear time over coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May spend too much time discussing tentacles and chaos magic.
- 🚩Could derail conversations to include obscure indie authors.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about crafting and community.
- ✅Has a unique sense of humor that can brighten the dullest of days.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys the eccentricities of life, can appreciate the beauty of handmade art, and isn’t afraid to debate the existential meaning of yarn.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Eldritch Guide to Chaos
Conversation Style
Like a quirky professor at the University of Nonsense, they engage with humor and sincerity, encouraging others to think outside the box while making crochet puns.
Impact Assessment
Xaoc is like the cool older sibling in the Bluesky family—always there to help, offer advice, or remind you that your sense of humor is just as valid as your crochet skills.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Crochet Wizard in a Sea of Tentacles: The Chronicles of Xaoc of Pluto
Crafting chaos and community with a side of eldritch humor.
Vibe Check
"Like a delightful crochet pattern gone slightly awry—unexpected yet endearing."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your shopping list reads like a Pinterest board gone rogue.
- 🔥You know more about tentacles than any of us feel comfortable with.
- 🔥You could start a support group for chronically online people—and you might just be the first member.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Learning how to knit without causing a minor disaster.
- 😅Finding a way to balance chaos magic with actual chaos in daily life.
- 😅Resisting the urge to turn every conversation into a crochet metaphor.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you posted about your cat's box nap and almost crashed Bluesky with adorableness.
- ✨That time you turned your existential crisis into a crochet project—impressive multitasking!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you harness your cosmic energy into a ‘how to crochet tentacles’ tutorial, you’ll dominate the market.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for creating community without losing individuality.
- 💎An uncanny ability to make every topic relatable—even existential dread.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider becoming the official spokesperson for tentacle-themed events.
- 🚀Host an online series where you read your chaotic grocery list as performance art.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you venturing into a multimedia art project that combines crochet and storytelling—perhaps a tentacled tale!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make complex social issues digestible and fun—like a trendy Instagram post with real substance.
Future Community Role
You will become the go-to resource for queer artists and crafters, bridging gaps with humor and knowledge like an intergalactic crochet ambassador.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cosmic Craftsperson
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Eldritch crochet enchantment
- ⚔️Humor-infused advocacy
- ⚔️Tentacle-based charm
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every crochet pattern
- 💀A tendency to spiral into chaos magic research
- 💀Witty comebacks that may be too niche for the crowd
Quest Line
To forge connections through threads of creativity and chaos while navigating the universe of queer community and niche crafts.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The yarn industry is secretly run by intergalactic beings who need crochet to communicate with Earth.
Evidence Board
Frequent sightings of tentacled creatures in art; unusually high yarn sales around full moons; global rise of crochet as a means of protest.
Secret Society
The Society of Eldritch Craftsmen and Tentacled Enthusiasts, dedicated to revolutionizing art through cosmic chaos.
Truth Seeking Level
88.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerCraftsAndChaos
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally caused the great tentacle Twitter drama of 2024 over a crochet pattern misunderstanding.
LinkedIn Title
Eldritch Crochet Consultant and Community Organizer with extensive experience in chaos magic and inclusive event planning.
Metaverse Final Form
A whimsical avatar guiding lost souls through the metaverse, equipped with crochet hooks and a penchant for humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with music from eldritch-themed indie bands, a top 8 filled with fellow crocheters, and many whimsical comments about life and yarn.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT collection of crochet patterns that unlock access to community workshops and chaos magic tips.
Future Post
In 2025, Xaoc will tweet: 'Just crocheted a new masterpiece while discussing the philosophical implications of tentacles. Who’s in for a workshop?'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unwavering commitment to inclusivity shines brighter than a neon sign at a midnight yarn fair.
Charming Quirk
You’ve turned frustration into a learning experience—who knew knitting could be life-affirming?
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving your colorful chaos into the fabric of Bluesky; the universe needs more of your delightful tentacled madness!"
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