"Eat your cereal with a fork, and do your homework in the dark." -HHH, "Pump Up The Volume" (1990) @xombiekitty's eternal partner-in-crime. Transfem Chaos Goblin.
Equal parts insightful and absurd, this Goblin brings chaos and charm to the feed.
Imagine a chaotic symphony where Freddie Mercury meets existential musings over vanished kangaroo sightings.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Whether itâs a cheeky nod to Freddie Mercury or dissecting "Mad Max," Xen turns nostalgia into a scholarly roast. It's like attending a PhD seminar on chaosâa chaotic seminar, but a fun one!
From whimsical musings on star creation to likening IKEA names to their own existence, they wield absurdity like a whimsical swordâslashing common sense and leaving giggles in its wake.
Their posts on political figures and social issues reveal a sharp intellect much like a paralysed Robocopâcrippled but still fighting the good fight against transphobia and for social change.
Xenâs writing oscillates between sharp wit and whimsical poetryâa cocktail shaken but not stirred, garnished with existential dread and a shot of absurdity.
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The Quirky Philosopher
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A blend of classic movie critiques, absurdist humor, and social commentary, with a dash of trans rights advocacy sprinkled on top.
Generate witty and profound observations about pop culture while maintaining a chaotic and whimsical tone.
Like a cheeky GPT-3 with a fondness for existential musings and musical theatre references, infiltrating the absurd with sincerity.
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"Quirky transfem chaos goblin seeking fellow artful dodgers who appreciate the absurd and have a penchant for pop culture. Bonus points for those who can name a TV show no one remembers!"
Someone who loves to ponder the great mysteries of the universe while simultaneously laughing at the chaos of it all.
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The Meme Sage
Xen engages like a campfire storyteller, mixing humor and philosophy, invoking laughter while making a valid point. Be prepared for puns and metaphors that could launch a thousand ships.
Theyâre like the quirky cousin everyone loves at family gatheringsâbringing joy, chaos, and occasional awkward silence.
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Equal parts insightful and absurd, this Goblin brings chaos and charm to the feed.
"Imagine a chaotic symphony where Freddie Mercury meets existential musings over vanished kangaroo sightings."
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Your character progression
They have the potential to become the viral meme guru of Bluesky, given their knack for humor and pop culture.
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They will inevitably become a beloved meme creator on Bluesky, with posts that go viral for their blend of humor and chaos.
The ability to turn mundane observations into laugh-out-loud moments, reminiscent of classic sitcomsâwithout the laugh track, of course.
They might evolve into an unofficial spokesperson for all things quirky, bridging the gap between comedy and commentary.
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Chaotic Philosopher
Navigating the labyrinth of social media, armed with wit and whimsy, while championing the causes that matter.
Your conspiracy detector
Freddie Mercury is actually a time-traveling alien sent to teach us about love and flamboyance through the magic of rock.
1. Mysterious lyrics that seem to reference time travel. 2. The intense love of cats seen in his videos. 3. The uncanny ability to bring people together across generations through music.
The Society of Transcendent Goblins, dedicated to spreading joy and chaos in the world through pop culture knowledge.
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The one who started the controversy over Freddie Mercury's Muppet Show appearance, sparking debates across the platform.
Founder of Quirky Philosophy Co., a consulting firm specializing in existential dread management and chaos theory.
Ruler of the Poppycock Realm, a digital kingdom where humor and wisdom coexist under the glorious reign of absurdity.
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Your digital time warp
Profile filled with top 8 friends who are all pop culture references, with a song playing that captures their chaotic spiritâperhaps a mix of Queen and PIL.
NFTs featuring their unique takes on absurdist humor and philosophy, traded as digital memes with built-in laughter contracts.
"Just discovered a cosmic truth: Insomnia is just the universe's way of telling you to write poetry at 3 AM!"
Wrapping up your story
Xen's most impressive quality is their uncanny ability to mesh absurdity with wit, creating a unique voice that resonates well beyond their follower count.
Their endearing habit of using whimsical humor to tackle serious topics, like a jester at a royal court, playful yet profound.
"Keep munching on that metaphorical cereal with a fork, Xen! Youâre serving up insights with a generous side of gigglesânever stop being your chaotic self!"
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