Software Development, Games, Politics. Website link when I get round to sorting it out. He/Him. linktr.ee/xeonian
Wes Marsh: The Internet's Most Enthusiastic Anarchist of Absurdity
A digital jester mixing coded wisdom with spontaneous chaos.
Imagine a mad scientist with a computer, pouring energy drinks into a cauldron of memes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wes dives into political discussions like a toddler in a ball pit - occasionally lost but always entertaining.
He complains about coding issues with the same fervor as a cat stuck in a tree, capturing both drama and laughter in one tweet.
Wes's pop culture mentions can be compared to confetti cannons at a funeral; unexpected but undeniably a party starter.
He wields memes like a wizard with a wand, casting spells of laughter and confusion over his audience.
Writing Style
Wes writes like he's having a conversation with his best friend after five cups of coffee, randomness flowing seamlessly and brilliantly.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Whimsical humor
- Deep knowledge of technology
- Unpredictable punchlines
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of absurd analogies
- ✨Casting spells with sarcasm
- ✨Decoding the language of the internet
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of tech blogs, political satire, meme culture, and pop culture references, seasoned with a dash of self-deprecation.
Prompt Engineering
Generate content that humorously critiques current events, tech woes, and bizarre pop culture moments with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
More unpredictable than a cat on catnip, oscillating between profound insights and complete nonsense.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Creative tech enthusiast seeks connection with those who appreciate the fine art of absurdity. If you enjoy spontaneous belly laughs and deep conversations about the socio-political landscape, swipe right! Bonus points if you have a pet that can listen to my long-winded rants!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Posts at odd hours
- 🚩An obsession with meme lore
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter
- ✅Ability to discuss anything from software bugs to Broadway shows
- ✅Loves absurd humor
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates quirky humor and can join me in ranting about internet culture without taking it too seriously.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Local Meme Dealer
Conversation Style
Witty banter mixed with occasional existential crises - like a philosophy lecture in a comedy club.
Impact Assessment
Wes rolls through the Bluesky community spreading chaos and laughter, like a kid in a candy store, with every click leading to an unexpected surprise.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Wes Marsh: The Internet's Most Enthusiastic Anarchist of Absurdity
A digital jester mixing coded wisdom with spontaneous chaos.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a mad scientist with a computer, pouring energy drinks into a cauldron of memes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts oscillate between meme mastery and cryptic hieroglyphics. We're still trying to decode 'maya.'
- 🔥You’ve mastered the art of being profound and completely nonsensical simultaneously; it’s like you’re a philosophical meme generator.
- 🔥Can we talk about your 'I don't get political' while dissecting reform like a surgeon at a hobbyist's workshop?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting at 4 AM: Are you channeling your inner night owl or just trying to be the official Bluesky gremlin?
- 😅The sharp turn from deep political commentary to belly laughter about a fish up the ass is genuinely impressive.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you turned a simple mouse error into a Shakespearean tragedy, we felt that.
- ✨Your Ratatouille metaphor redefined existential angst for the 21st century. Bravo!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Wes, consider turning those absurd metaphors into a webcomic - we need visual chaos alongside your verbal wizardry!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong ability to engage audiences with humor
- 💎Knows how to navigate complex topics with a light touch
- 💎Can turn any mundane moment into a spectacle
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try more threads, they could showcase the depth behind the absurdity.
- 🚀Lean into video content - your wit deserves to be seen and heard, not just read.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Wes to evolve into a meme lord of epic proportions, ruling over both Bluesky and perhaps the TikTok realm.
Potential Superpower
Wielding the ability to turn the most mundane topics into viral sensations, like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats.
Future Community Role
The philosophical clown of the community, shaping both thought and laughter like a walks-on-water kind of presence.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meme Alchemy
- ⚔️Political Punditry
- ⚔️Absurd Analogy Construction
- ⚔️Middle School Humor Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Memes
- 💀Existential Crisis Syndrome
- 💀Late-Night Posting
- 💀Meme Obsolescence
Quest Line
To unlock the ultimate meme that bridges the gap between technology and humor while avoiding the wrath of the algorithm.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly controlled by cats using humans as their minions - one purr at a time.
Evidence Board
1. Notice how all politicians have cats on social media? 2. The rise of cat memes correlates with political unrest. 3. Cats are often seen perched on important papers - coincidence?
Secret Society
The Society of Sock Puppets - because every puppet has a story.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalMemes
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally started a conspiracy about cheese being a government control mechanism.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Absurd Insights LLC - “Turning the mundane into the extraordinary since 2023.”
Metaverse Final Form
A digital wizard, casting spells from a floating castle made entirely of memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile featuring a custom layout of glittery backgrounds with a playlist of obscure 90s rock, alongside posts about the latest conspiracy theories around 4chan.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-based meme coin called 'WesCoin' that rewards users for sharing absurd but insightful takes on the internet.
Future Post
"I can't believe they're remaking that movie again, next thing you know they'll reboot the reboot. What are we, living in a meta-world?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to interlace humor with insight creates a uniquely engaging space.
Charming Quirk
Your unpredictable journey from serious to absurd keeps us all on our toes, like a cat chasing a laser pointer.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spinning the chaotic yarn, Wes; the internet needs its resident jester more than ever!"
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