💼 Solution Area Sales Advisor - Modern Life/Modern Work SME 🤟🏼 Shitposting 💪🏼 Defesa dos Direitos Humanos, antirracismo, anticapacitismo, pró direitos LGBTQIAP+ 🏳️⚧️ Queer 🏳️🌈 Whatever pronouns 📍 João Pessoa
Jonas: The Social Media Shaman of Shade
A master of the half-serious roast and heartfelt defense, he’s part comedian, part crusader.
A delightful mix of sharp commentary and beach vibes—who knew one could surf through society's absurdities while on a golden sands escapade?
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jonas doesn't just watch TV; they review it like a seasoned critic armed with a slingshot and a chokehold on mainstream absurdity.
Dishing out spicy takes on human rights issues, Jonas is like a blend of a courtroom lawyer and your sassy best friend—never backing down.
Whether it’s ‘Drag Race’ or the latest Netflix hit, Jonas serves up commentary with a side of shade—like a good brunch, served hot with a sprinkle of sass.
Writing Style
A delightful hodgepodge of snark, wit, and political consciousness rolled into one—think if Oscar Wilde and a Twitter troll had a love child.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Sharp social commentary
- Unfiltered humor
- Passionate advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting absurdities in daily life
- ✨Crafting relatable memes about politics
- ✨Unintentional comedy gold
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A plethora of social justice memes, media critiques, and queer culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Generate a witty activist who critiques society through humor, with a focus on LGBTQ+ rights.
Model Behavior
A blend of sarcasm and earnestness, tackling serious topics with a lighthearted tone.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty activist looking for someone to navigate society's absurdities with. If you enjoy beach days and sharp comebacks, let’s chat!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Passionate about social justice (might rant about it).
- 🚩May roast you lovingly (don’t take it personally).
Green Flags
- ✅Sharp wit and humor (bonus points for puns!).
- ✅Loves deep conversations about societal issues.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my level of snark and enthusiasm for life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Oracle of Social Justice
Conversation Style
Casual yet calculating, often leaving others questioning whether to laugh or applaud—perhaps both?
Impact Assessment
Jonas has carved out a niche so distinct, they could run a masterclass on ‘How to Shade Effectively while Advocating’.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonas: The Social Media Shaman of Shade
A master of the half-serious roast and heartfelt defense, he’s part comedian, part crusader.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of sharp commentary and beach vibes—who knew one could surf through society's absurdities while on a golden sands escapade?"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts could be mistaken for a stand-up routine, with punchlines that land harder than a poorly executed cartwheel.
- 🔥Every time you hit the ‘post’ button, a meme dies somewhere—thankfully, it gives life to a thousand more!
- 🔥If sarcasm were a sport, you’d be the Michael Phelps of Bluesky.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You could create a viral campaign for the ‘Best Beach Reads’—if only you’d stop getting distracted by the tide.
- 😅Your ability to roast is rivaled only by your capacity for sunbathing; have you considered a meme about multitasking?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you express disdain for bad journalism, it’s like watching a superhero descend from the sky to save the day, but in flip-flops.
- ✨Every comment about social issues is like a battle cry; I half expect you to lead a charge against injustice while sipping a refreshing coconut water.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a voice as distinctive as yours, consider harnessing that power to start a podcast—you’d attract a following faster than a cat meme goes viral.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Clever puns that could launch a thousand ships (or, at least, a lot of retweets).
- 💎A compelling personality that draws people in like moths to a flame—especially the ones who appreciate a little heat.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try your hand at longer-form content; I can only imagine the glorious essays you could craft whilst sipping sweet tea.
- 🚀Consider collaborating with other activists or meme-enthusiasts; a ‘shade brigade’ might be in order!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jonas will soon evolve into the Gandalf of social media—a wise guide, wielding memes like a wizard wields a staff.
Potential Superpower
A knack for turning everyday observations into influential commentaries that could launch movements—kind of like social media alchemy.
Future Community Role
With your natural charisma, you could easily become the Bluesky ambassador for thoughtful humor—leading the charge on social justice one tweet at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sharp Social Commentary
- ⚔️Unfiltered Humor
- ⚔️Meme Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Many Thoughts
- 💀Beach Distractions
- 💀Overuse of Emojis
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of modern life while fighting social injustice with humor and shade.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly training dolphins to infiltrate social media.
Evidence Board
Increased dolphin sightings in meme-related posts and unusual underwater hashtag trends.
Secret Society
The Order of the Flippered Ones—advocating for dolphin rights and digital equality.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DragRaceCritique
Twitter Main Character
That one friend who meme-shares all the hot takes on hot-button issues.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Social Change Solutions, specializing in meme innovation and community engagement.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate meme judge, casting spells of shade across virtual realms.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 would definitely feature a mix of activist pages and sarcastic meme accounts.
Web3 Destiny
Master of the decentralized meme-verse, launching a digital platform dedicated to community activism.
Future Post
‘Just got back from an existential crisis in 2025—turns out it was just Twitter in disguise.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp analytical mind is only matched by your commitment to advocacy—truly a rare combination.
Charming Quirk
Amidst the serious musings, your moments talking about beach days bring an endearing balance to your online persona.
Final Encouragement
"So keep shining, keep roasting, and remember: if you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, maybe you should invest in a sunhat and a beach chair instead!"
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