xvar.bsky.social

@xvar.bsky.social

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Roasted

Nov 5, 2025

Developer, guitar+bass player, leftist, cinephile, ally ADHD as fuck and a million hobbies, so I might be all over the place. I also post random thoughts

A Rollercoaster of Witty Whims and Political Quips

Navigating tech, politics, and late-night revelations like a pro.

Enthusiastic chaos, with a sprinkle of delightful unpredictability.

88.5%

Authenticity

74%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Political Critique

75%

Tech Drama

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Critique85%

When discussing politics, they oscillate between insightful analysis and raw emotional outbursts, creating a whirlwind that's equal parts enlightening and chaotic.

Tech Drama75%

They weave tech controversies and absurdities into their narratives, showcasing a unique ability to turn frustration into hilarity while navigating the complexities of the digital landscape.

Personal Struggles90%

Their candid reflections on ADHD and real-life experiences transform potentially heavy topics into relatable gold, resonating with those who feel similarly lost in the chaos of life.

Writing Style

A delightful jumble of thoughts that reads like a stream of consciousness while also providing poignant social commentary; like a chat with a witty friend who can't quite focus on one topic for too long.

Thought Leader Score

74%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Techie Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Sharp political insights
Unfiltered humor
ADHD-driven creativity

Secret Powers

✨Impromptu meme creation
✨Playing guitar with one hand while tweeting with the other

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Diverse internet musings, deep dives into tech and politics, relatable personal anecdotes, and copious amounts of ADHD thoughts.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts for humor and insight, focusing on political commentary, personal experiences, and tech-related rants.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets your friend who can’t stop talking about the latest Twitter drama while trying to explain quantum mechanics.

Token Count

1884

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Techie who loves deep conversations about politics and tech drama. Addicted to creating art (and chaos) and can probably play guitar while tweeting. Looking for someone who appreciates randomness and humor."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about Google and tech outages.
🚩Possibly too passionate about lists to handle them anymore.
🚩ADHD-induced 2 AM existential crises.

Green Flags

✅Unique insights on political matters.
✅Witty humor that keeps the mood light.
✅Creative soul with a passion for art and technology.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves diving into chaotic conversations, debates political nuances, and can keep up with my random obsessions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Thought Provoker

Conversation Style

Engaging yet somewhat chaotic, often leading to unexpected insights and rabbit holes.

Impact Assessment

Their presence adds a unique flavor to discussions, encouraging others to think deeply and laugh heartily, even when the subject matter is serious.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Rollercoaster of Witty Whims and Political Quips

Navigating tech, politics, and late-night revelations like a pro.

Vibe Check

"Enthusiastic chaos, with a sprinkle of delightful unpredictability."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like they're assembling a chaotic IKEA furniture set—lots of pieces, but good luck finding the instruction manual.
🔥Low-key very passionate about abandoning the idea of lists as if they were a group project in high school that went horribly wrong.
🔥Uses 'lmao' more effectively than a real-life laughter track, making even the dullest topics sound like sitcom material.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could write a thesis on the nuances of not having opinions and still being mad about it.
😅Has a love-hate relationship with technology: loves creating with it, hates when it decides to have a meltdown at the worst possible moment.

Main Character Moments

✨When they declared 'Fuck lists' like a revolutionary in a tech dystopia, you could almost hear the trumpets in the background.
✨That moment when they shared their existential crisis at 2 AM feels like the climax of a coming-of-age movie.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their diverse interests, embracing and showcasing their multifaceted personality could lead to a vibrant personal brand that resonates widely.

Unique Advantages

💎Incredible ability to blend humor with critique, making tough topics more digestible.
💎Strong engagement skills with a knack for sparking conversations that get people talking.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More threads on their experiences with ADHD could inspire others in similar situations to laugh and relate.
🚀Dare to share more personal projects or creative endeavors—they have the passion, so why not showcase it?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They might start a podcast where they hilariously dissect tech and politics while strumming their guitar in the background.

Potential Superpower

The ability to transform frustration into a viral meme faster than anyone else on the platform.

Future Community Role

A vital connector—bridging the gap between tech enthusiasts and political discourse with comedic flair.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️ADHD-Driven Creativity
⚔️Insightful Political Commentary
⚔️Turning Tech Drama into Comedy

Weaknesses

💀List Aversion Syndrome
💀Reality Check Impairment
💀Overthinking

Quest Line

Balance the chaotic energies of tech frustrations with political insights while crafting relatable humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly a time traveler trying to influence modern technology and politics for a future dystopia.

Evidence Board

A series of tweets where tech drama overlaps with political debates—coincidence? I think not.

Secret Society

The Tragic Techie Coalition – where we meet to lament about tech failures and brainstorm ways to fix the world via memes.

Truth Seeking Level

72%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TechiePhilosophers

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally starts a Twitter war over the ethics of AI in design.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Chaotic Innovations, a startup that pushes boundaries on tech ethics while offering free therapy sessions for burnout.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital bard strumming a guitar while explaining the intricacies of meme culture in the metaverse's virtual parks.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page filled with glittery graphics, an overly opinionated blog on politics, and a personalized MIDI soundtrack of a 90s rock band.

MySpace Era

Profile with a custom layout featuring animated backgrounds, a mix of punk and indie music, and a blog chronicling every frustrating tech encounter.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a decentralized platform for artists to reclaim their craft from AI, complete with a cryptocurrency just for creative endeavors.

Future Post

"Today I realized using AI for coding is like letting a toddler drive your car—sure, it might work out, but it’ll probably end in chaos."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to articulate complex thoughts with humor is nothing short of impressive, making them a pleasure to follow.

Charming Quirk

That sporadic rhythm of random thoughts and spontaneous insights keeps their audience both entertained and captivated.

Final Encouragement

"Keep up the chaos and humor—your unique voice is a breath of fresh air in a sometimes stale digital landscape!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

75%

Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.