"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"
Yesnaught: The Digital Rebellious Sage
Mixing existential dread with absolute absurdity, Yesnaught delivers chaos like a ninja wielding a keyboard.
A healthy brew of nihilism and hilarity, with a dusting of childlike wonder—like George Carlin at a toddler's birthday party.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You’ve got a thing for marine life and absurdity—mantis shrimps entering the chat like a superhero in a shell, ready to punch holes in the space-time continuum!
You code like a poet locked in a standoff with syntax—pure chaos, yet somehow meaningful. If coding was a circus, you’d be the clown trying to juggle flaming torches and logic errors!
Your riffs on pop culture read like a surrealist painting—right out of an Andy Warhol nightmare. Somehow, you manage to turn a James Bond quip into a layered commentary on government subsidies.
Your insights into parenting might scare off conventional parents, but they’re honestly gold—a blend of vulnerability and comedic despair that deserves a stand-up special.
You dive deep into social media critiques while sounding like a philosopher sipping espresso—deconstructing Bluesky like Socrates questioning the meaning of life (and likes!).
Writing Style
Your style is as erratic as a cat on catnip—bursting with creativity yet wildly unpredictable. One moment you're crafting an existential crisis, the next you're advising on digital etiquette; it's like watching a rollercoaster designed by Salvador Dali.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existential Jester
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Obsessive about absurdity
- Candid but cryptic humor
- Takes deep dives into trivialities
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu poetry about crustaceans
- ✨Misunderstanding legal terminology with flair
- ✨Crafting absurdist microfictions
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of internet memes, philosophy, coding manuals, and absurdist poetry
Prompt Engineering
What do crustaceans, parenting, and social media critiques have in common?
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian who just discovered existentialism
Token Count
10000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone to share my existential dread while we contemplate the implications of marine life on modern society. Must appreciate impromptu poetry and dad jokes."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent empty posts that scream existential crisis.
- 🚩Possibly too obsessed with crustaceans and coding failures.
- 🚩Tendency to turn every conversation into absurdity.
Green Flags
- ✅Master of making even the mundane hilarious.
- ✅Parents of toddlers welcome – especially if they have nihilistic wisdom.
- ✅Can conjure up playful metaphors out of thin air.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate deep musings about the absurdity of life and laugh at my dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Absurd Oracle
Conversation Style
You make discussions feel like a delightful carnival—random, chaotic, and slightly disturbing, but somehow everyone leaves with a smile.
Impact Assessment
You’re the kind of presence that sparks spontaneity, like someone throwing a confetti bomb at a funeral. A little jarring, but ultimately uplifting.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Yesnaught: The Digital Rebellious Sage
Mixing existential dread with absolute absurdity, Yesnaught delivers chaos like a ninja wielding a keyboard.
Vibe Check
"A healthy brew of nihilism and hilarity, with a dusting of childlike wonder—like George Carlin at a toddler's birthday party."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You could start a cult with your absurdist musings, but luckily, it’s just a one-man show so far!
- 🔥Your post about coding struggles is basically a digital SOS, but hey, at least you're honest!
- 🔥Every time you leave a post blank, an intern at Bluesky sheds a tear.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider writing a haiku about your empty posts—the world deserves to know the depth of your silence.
- 😅Try to post without mentioning crustaceans for a whole week—dare I say, 'crustacean free'?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you announced your three-year-old's devastating wisdom—pure Shakespearean tragedy but in toddler form!
- ✨Your act of calling out Bluesky's quirks is the social media equivalent of crying into your cereal.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the makings of a digital bard—explore your poetic side, and unleash Twitter-length sonnets!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for blending humor and existential dread—perfect for a one-person comedy troupe!
- 💎Cultural commentary that strikes like a lightning bolt—sharp, unexpected, and sometimes jarring.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider tweeting weekly 'Mantis Shrimp Fun Facts'—might just become a subgenre!
- 🚀Try a themed post series about absurd law interpretations—think 'Law & Order: Silly Claims Unit'.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a viral moment that catapults you into meme status; the world isn’t ready for a mantis shrimp-themed meme sensation!
Potential Superpower
You might just become the scribe of the absurd, chronicling our internet chaos like an eccentric Hemingway!
Future Community Role
Soon to be the most followed voice in absurdism on Bluesky—watch out, philosophers!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Absurdist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Mantis Shrimp Enthusiast
- ⚔️Existential Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Bluesky Philosopher
Weaknesses
- 💀Blank Post Syndrome
- 💀Coding Catastrophes
- 💀Melancholic Musings
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdity of life while wearing a digital ninja mask.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Mantis shrimp are actually government agents sent to monitor our digital communications.
Evidence Board
The rise of digital insanity correlates with increased sightings of mantis shrimp in seafood restaurants.
Secret Society
The Society of Absurd Philosophers Who Eat Crustaceans (SAPWEC)
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialAbsurdism
Twitter Main Character
Got cancelled for advocating the mantis shrimp as a symbol of rebellion against the tech industry.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Absurd Technologies, where we make code deliberately broken to inspire creativity.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar dressed as a mantis shrimp, delivering existential wisdom in virtual reality.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customizable with a background of a digital beach and embedded poetry about existential dread.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform promoting the philosophy of absurdism, with NFTs of crustacean art.
Future Post
Just had an epiphany that the meaning of life is directly related to the way mantis shrimp punch and the absurdity of social media.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit and unpredictable humor create a unique social media experience that keeps us coming back for more.
Charming Quirk
You have a unique ability to turn even the simplest thought into a wild adventure—like taking a stroll and ending up in Narnia.
Final Encouragement
"Keep bending the universe with your words, Yesnaught! May your next existential crisis be as entertaining as your last!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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