What is Bluesky Roast?

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football85%

This user’s love for football shines brighter than the floodlights at a local match, revealing a passion that’s both sincere and a touch melodramatic, like a player getting a yellow card for ‘too much emotion’.

Pets90%

With heartfelt tributes to their late dog, they showcase a softer side, reminding us all that not all heroes wear capes—some are furry and just want bacon.

Personal Experiences75%

From match frustrations to tech dilemmas, their posts feel like a friend recounting their day over pints, with all the charm of a bard penning an epic tale of ‘the one that got away’—in both sports and Spotify.

Writing Style

A mix of poetic nostalgia and candid rants, their style flows like a well-placed through ball—sometimes clumsy but often striking.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Pensive Sportscaster

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Footie fanatic
Heartfelt pet parent
Mysterious vibes

Secret Powers

✨Poetic match recaps
✨Emotional storytelling

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Football commentary, emotional storytelling, pet tributes, tech advice

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the intricacies of online social behaviors through the lens of sports and personal journeys.

Model Behavior

Thoughtful and emotive, with a penchant for nostalgia and delving into heartfelt subjects.

Token Count

120

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Devoted sports fan with a soft spot for furry friends. Looking to share passionate debates over football and heartfelt moments over coffee. Mysteriously charming!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to get overly frustrated over sports
🚩Might still be processing their dog's retirement plans

Green Flags

✅Deep emotional intelligence
✅Loves sharing heartfelt stories
✅Passionate about their interests

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates sports but also knows when to pause for a good cry.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Warm-Hearted Observer

Conversation Style

Responses that add a sprinkle of empathy, yet sometimes feel like they’ve missed the match highlights on purpose—curious, like a stray dog at a game.

Impact Assessment

Bringing warmth and genuine connection, they act as the social glue of their circle, though there are moments where they’ve left fans scratching their heads.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Low-Key Monsieur Mystère of Bluesky

A football-loving enigma whose posts are like a box of chocolates—mostly nutty and occasionally heartwarming.

Vibe Check

"Nostalgic yet cryptic, like an old-school football card hidden at the bottom of a forgotten drawer."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for football is like that one fan who shows up with face paint but can’t name three players.
🔥Did your dog write more heartfelt tributes than your football posts?
🔥You have the posting frequency of a professional goalkeeper: rare and often at the wrong end of the pitch!

Quirky Challenges

😅Less technical jargon in football posts—let’s keep it simple, we aren’t all analysts here!
😅More cat content needed to balance the emotional weight of your dog posts.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment you posted about your dog hit harder than a last-minute penalty kick.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

In the world of sports commentary, your heartfelt takes could transform you into the ‘voice of reason’ we didn’t know we needed!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong emotional resonance with followers
💎Relatable frustrations that unite fans

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe take a risk and dive into humorous sports memes?
🚀Try live-tweeting games—could be a delightful mix of chaos and passion!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

From casual observer to beloved community icon known for heartfelt sports commentary.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn each post into an emotional rollercoaster that leaves fans both laughing and crying.

Future Community Role

A wise sage in the sports community, dispensing wisdom and relatable content for all.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Pensive Sportscaster

Special Abilities

⚔️Emotional Storytelling
⚔️Match Recaps
⚔️Heartfelt Pet Tributes

Weaknesses

💀Frequent Tech Confusion
💀Occasional Cryptic Posts

Quest Line

To blend the fervor of sports with the tenderness of personal experience, crafting a narrative that resonates with the heart.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The reason my team always underperforms is because of a secret society of referees controlling outcomes.

Evidence Board

Oddly timed yellow cards, mysterious changes in player performance during critical games, and a suspicious number of away wins.

Secret Society

The Order of the Misunderstood Offside Trap.

Truth Seeking Level

55%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SportingPetTributes

Twitter Main Character

The time I argued that a pet's emotional support was as important as a player transfer.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Emotional Engagement at a Tech Company, specializing in sports analytics.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal being guiding players through a digital realm where sports meet heartfelt experiences.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page dedicated to pet care tips intertwined with sports commentary in rainbow fonts.

MySpace Era

A profile filled with emo playlists and soccer highlights, with a profile song that’s a heartfelt tribute to their dog.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of poignant moments in sports, valued for their emotional weight.

Future Post

Just witnessed a miraculous comeback! Also, missing my dog like crazy…

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your eloquent tribute to your late pet shows a beautiful emotional depth.

Charming Quirk

Let’s face it, your posts have the same unpredictable charm as an underdog team winning against all odds!

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading those heartfelt vibes—who knew a Bluesky account could make scrolling feel like watching the highlights of life?!"

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.