ECS member and co-president. Anti-fascist | Anti-racist | Always Seattle. He/Him Linktr.ee/weareecs
Shawn: The Seattle Sounders' Social Media Cheerleader
Sporting a virtual megaphone, Shawn shouts out for soccer, solidarity, and sweetness.
A delightful mix of football fanatic and community spiritedness, with a splash of sass.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Shawn's posts about the Sounders are like love letters dripping with green and blue, all while attempting to rally the troops against their rivals.
Whether promoting events or advocating for awareness, Shawn's posts act like a warm hug from the Pacific Northwest.
By working the serious beats into the mix, Shawn ensures their feed isn't a one-note samba but a full orchestra of advocacy.
Writing Style
Shawn's writing style bounces around like a soccer ball on gameday; it's energetic, engaging, and peppered with exclamation marks that could power a small city!
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Unwavering enthusiasm for soccer
- Strong sense of community
- Anti-fascist stance
Secret Powers
- โจFundraising wizard
- โจExceptional meme creator
- โจAstute observer of sports trends
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Soccer match reports, anti-fascist manifestos, community organizing strategies, and niche memes about being a Sounders fan.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze community engagement patterns, especially among soccer fans and activists in the Pacific Northwest.
Model Behavior
Like a lively, opinionated sports commentator with an activist soul, mixing passionate soccer analysis with social justice commentary.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate soccer fan and anti-fascist, seeking someone to share game days and deep discussions about social issues. Bonus points for cute dogs!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉWill argue with you about the Sounders for hours
- ๐ฉHas a pet with a ridiculously long name
- ๐ฉOveruse of exclamation marks!!!
Green Flags
- โ Cares deeply about community and social justice
- โ Can cook a mean post-match snack
- โ Knows all the best soccer memes
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle intense debates about MLS tactics and still enjoy cuddling on the couch after a long match.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Game Day and Grassroots Glory
Conversation Style
Shawn's replies are like a friendly tap on the shoulder at a crowded bar; they draw you in and make you feel like you're part of the action.
Impact Assessment
Contributing to the vibe by spurring engagement and bringing people together, Shawn is the community's hype person, pushing the crowd towards the goal line.
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Your profile in a flash
Shawn: The Seattle Sounders' Social Media Cheerleader
Sporting a virtual megaphone, Shawn shouts out for soccer, solidarity, and sweetness.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of football fanatic and community spiritedness, with a splash of sass."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅShawn's love for the Sounders may as well be a Tinder profile: "Looking for a soulmate who appreciates passionate debates on matchday tactics!"
- ๐ฅThe way Shawn tweets about soccer, youโd think he was the head coach, coffee-fueled and all!
- ๐ฅMaybe all that screaming over the matchdays translates into an Olympic sport? #VoiceOlympics
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Need to dial back the matchday enthusiasm just a notchโsomewhere between 'Viking Battle Cry' and 'Puppy Whimper' would be ideal!
- ๐ Tone down the hashtags; you donโt have to hashtag every emotion in your life! #JustSaying
Main Character Moments
- โจAnnouncing plans for a community gathering like it's the second coming of the Super Bowl; it's just a viewing party, but Shawn makes it sound like the World Cup.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for community-building, Shawn could lead powerful campaigns that extend beyond soccer and into broader social issues.
Unique Advantages
- ๐A magnetic personality that draws people in
- ๐Engagement levels that would make any marketer drool
- ๐A strong moral compass that keeps the content grounded
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Maybe consider some TikTok dances to spice up the sports posts? Just a thought...
- ๐Engage in more cross-platform promotions; I hear the TikTok teens love a good meme!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Shawn will transition from social media commentator to local celebrity; signing autographs at soccer matches like a B-list movie star.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any regular matchday into an event larger than life, drawing in crowds of supporters faster than you can say 'goal!'.
Future Community Role
A community ambassador, fostering connections and solidarity among different groups, all while keeping the soccer spirit alive.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Soccer Advocate
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธMatchday Motivator
- โ๏ธCommunity Conspirator
- โ๏ธEndless Enthusiasm
Weaknesses
- ๐Overzealous Hashtags
- ๐Soccer Puns Overload
- ๐Inability to Lower Voice Volume
Quest Line
Rallying the troops for soccer supremacy while combating fascism one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Seattle Sounders are the true puppet masters of the local government; every win is a ploy to distract from real social issues.
Evidence Board
Every time the Sounders win, local initiatives pass! Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Order of the Emerald Pitch, dedicated to ensuring that soccer remains the supreme sport in Seattle while infiltrating local politics.
Truth Seeking Level
79.5%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SeattleSoundersConspiracy
Twitter Main Character
Shawn loudly informing the world that the Sounders are clearly the best team ever, no questions asked.
LinkedIn Title
'Community Engagement Director at ECS | Expert in Increasing Social Media Presence while Fighting the Good Fight'
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar, dressed in Sounders gear, ruling over a pixelated kingdom where every day is matchday.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with emo anthems, a background of soccer goals, and a blog chronicling soccerโs rise in pop culture.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized autonomous organization that funds grassroots soccer initiatives while promoting social justice.
Future Post
'Can you believe the Sounders just won the MLS Cup AGAIN?! All hail the champs! Also, donโt forget to vote in the upcoming local elections!'
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Shawnโs unparalleled enthusiasm for soccer is infectious, spreading joy wherever he plays.
Charming Quirk
Thereโs a lovely absurdity in comparing matchday to a religious experienceโbring on the holy braids of both team colors!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shouting from those digital rooftops, Shawn! The world needs more passionate advocatesโgo forth and conquer the Bluesky!"
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