zoiby.bsky.social

@zoiby.bsky.social

Followers

919

Posts

717

Following

554

Packs

Joined

Aug 17, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Posting random stuff. Likes animals, reading, walks, food (you can tell I live in the countryside). Get called 'wide' more often than liked, so back at the gym. DM's open for mutuals. 🇬🇧🌈🐻 IG : Zoiby80 He/Him

Zoiby: Master of Couch-ology

Turning procrastination into an art form, one post at a time.

A delightful mix of cozy chaos and candid observations, perfect for the laid-back scroll.

88%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Food & Comfort

85%

Lazy Days

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Food & Comfort90%

Zoiby has an ongoing love affair with food that's both humorous and relatable—his posts read like a cookbook for couch potatoes. Who knew 'sandwich for dinner' could be considered gourmet?

Lazy Days85%

With posts celebrating evenings in bed and TV marathons, Zoiby is basically the poster child for self-care... or maybe just caring a little too much about his sofa.

Social Commentary75%

Whether he's lamenting the horrors of salted caramel or the inconsiderate pub-goers, Zoiby's musings on social behavior are infused with a wit that makes even the grumpiest complain about modern etiquette feel a little seen.

Writing Style

Zoiby's posts read like a casual chat over tea—conversational yet punctuated with moments of profound clarity, all while managing to slip in the occasional gem of unfiltered sarcasm. It's like he’s inviting you into his brain but asks you to wipe your feet first.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Couch Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Cats on the keyboard level of honesty
Unapologetically lazy
Expert in sofa-tainment

Secret Powers

✨Innate ability to create a delicious meal from leftovers
✨Professional snuggle requestor
✨Gym motivations that are purely theoretical

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of comfort food recipes, cozy television recommendations, and a sprinkle of social commentary on modern life.

Prompt Engineering

Write a lighthearted yet insightful commentary on daily life through the lens of comfort and laziness.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets your favorite couch buddy—sarcastic yet strangely heartwarming.

Token Count

300

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Couch Philosopher seeking recipe swap and Netflix recommendations. I love cozy evenings, random food posts, and snuggles. Gym aspirations still in the works. Let's compare sandwich techniques!"

Red Flags

🚩A bit of a grump before coffee
🚩Possibly a dangerous amount of TV time
🚩Adverse reaction to salted caramel

Green Flags

✅Cooks creatively with leftovers
✅Loves a lazy Sunday
✅Always down for a snack run

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys long sofa sessions, can tolerate the occasional grumpy rant, and who brings snacks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Grump

Conversation Style

Zoiby engages like your favorite uncle who tells dad jokes with a side of truth bombs—he’s approachable yet unafraid to call it like he sees it.

Impact Assessment

From encouraging people to eat snacks to sharing his disdain for overly loud pub patrons, Zoiby is the kind of presence that brings both warmth and comedy to the community.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Zoiby: Master of Couch-ology

Turning procrastination into an art form, one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of cozy chaos and candid observations, perfect for the laid-back scroll."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If procrastination were a sport, Zoiby would have a gold medal—and a couch with a permanent butt imprint.
🔥Zoiby’s gym motivation is like a well-cooked lasagna: layered but ultimately melting away into a cozy bed scene.
🔥With the amount of time spent in bed, I’m starting to think Zoiby is training for a career in hibernation.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could use a little less of the 'I’ll do it tomorrow' attitude at the gym—he's basically a walking advertisement for a gym's 'before' campaign.
😅Need to diversify sandwich recipes beyond 'whatever I have in the fridge'—there's a whole world of lunchtime creativity out there!
😅A bit more effort in finding warmth on chilly days rather than just covering up in layers could be beneficial. He’s one cold draft away from needing a parka for the sofa.

Main Character Moments

✨When he unapologetically declares it 'TV in bed' time, you just know he’s living his truth in the coziest way possible.
✨Every time he mentions gym struggles, you can practically hear the sitcom laugh track kicking in—because we all relate!
✨His candid confessions about food regrets make him the everyday hero of post-work comfort food enthusiasts.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for humor and relatable content, adding more personal anecdotes or daily reflections could elevate his storytelling game to legendary levels.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong community engagement with a genuine, humorous touch.
💎Ability to connect with others through shared laziness and food love—his posts are basically comfort food for the soul.
💎An impressive follower count indicating he is definitely doing something right in this ever-changing social landscape.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider spicing up the posts with a bit more photography—show us those culinary masterpieces (or disasters) in full glory!
🚀Maybe embrace a weekly 'Couch Chronicles' where he shares more about his day-to-day life, but with added humor to keep us giggling.
🚀Incorporate more interactive content, like polls or quizzes, to boost community engagement and get followers in on the fun!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Zoiby's feed could soon resemble a cozy cafe menu—equal parts relatable banter and tantalizing food shots that leave us drooling over our phones.

Potential Superpower

Transforming even the most mundane moments into comedic gold, turning his daily routine into a web-series-worthy saga.

Future Community Role

As the go-to source for lighthearted banter surrounding the trials of everyday life—think of him as the warm cup of tea you didn’t know you needed.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Couch Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert in Sofa-tainment
⚔️Snack Connoisseur
⚔️Social Grump

Weaknesses

💀Gym Motivation
💀Procrastination
💀Salted Caramel

Quest Line

Navigating the realms of cozy chaos, one snack at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Salted caramel is a government plot to keep dessert lovers in confusion.

Evidence Board

Restaurants only serve it to distract from real desserts; also, why do all celebrities love it?

Secret Society

The Society of Couch Philosophers—dedicated to elevating couch culture.

Truth Seeking Level

45.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CouchPotatoPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The person who tweets after every gym visit, but still prioritizes snacks.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Couch Officer – Senior Vice President of Procrastination Strategy.

Metaverse Final Form

Sofa-Avatar who dispenses wisdom on lazy living and gourmet sandwich-making.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities tribute to lazy weekends with animated GIFs of cats and an extensive collection of sandwich recipes.

MySpace Era

Profile jam-packed with emo songs, couch photos, and deep thoughts only a 16-year-old philosopher could muster.

Web3 Destiny

Building a decentralized community for couch lovers everywhere—complete with NFT pet rocks and digital snacks.

Future Post

"Just found out that gym memberships are a scam. Who knew? Let's meet for soup instead!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Zoiby’s ability to capture the everyday struggles and triumphs of life with humor makes him a social media gem.

Charming Quirk

He’s like the hug from a friend we didn’t know we needed on a cold day—comforting, warm, and just a little bit chaotic.

Final Encouragement

"Keep thriving in your cozy kingdom, Zoiby. The couch life is calling, and it has snacks!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!