Mfg Eng cat, she/her 30's queer, machining and programming. Haas abuser, Okuma maid. 18+
ZombieMcMew: Machining the Internet with Cat-Based Whimsy
A quirky blend of engineering finesse and feline fervor, served with a side of existential musings.
Half catnip, half circuit board; all vibes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Zombie's love for cats is as evident as a hairball on a black sweater—it's inescapable and utterly relatable.
Like a well-oiled machine, Zombie knows her stuff, deftly maneuvering through CNC jargon like a seasoned pro—or a cat through a laser pointer.
When discussing life's absurdities, Zombie speaks like a philosopher who's had one too many cups of coffee and is still trying to figure out why her headphones need an account.
From banh mi to miso soup, Zombie’s culinary explorations are diverse—like a buffet where every dish has a story, but you’re still not sure why there’s lava in your soup.
Writing Style
A delightful collage of engineering lingo and whimsical thoughts, with a sprinkle of existential dread as if someone asked "what's the meaning of life?" after a long day in the shop.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Crafty Cat Engineer
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Engineering Enthusiast
- Queer Advocate
- Cat Lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Welding Whisperer
- ✨Machining Magician
- ✨Punny Analyst
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Internet memes, machining manuals, cat videos, queer theory, and existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze posts with humor and insight, balancing wit and sincerity.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a knack for engineering and a love for cats, but with a scratch-and-sniff feature.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Queer cat lover looking to engineer a connection! Love machining, discussing existential dread, and I have a soft spot for any feline friend. Let’s bond over hardware and catnip!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Welded a cat toy lance, not sure how to feel about that.
- 🚩Too many existential musings may lead to deep discussions on cat philosophy.
Green Flags
- ✅Brings home hardware and treats from McMaster-Carr.
- ✅Can fix almost anything, including broken hearts.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys quirky machinery-related puns and is ready for a cat-filled life!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Engineer with a Heart
Conversation Style
Engaging yet elusive, like a cat that wants to play but also enjoys watching you from afar.
Impact Assessment
A delightful blend of humor and intellect, Zombie brings a much-needed feline finesse to the Bluesky community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
ZombieMcMew: Machining the Internet with Cat-Based Whimsy
A quirky blend of engineering finesse and feline fervor, served with a side of existential musings.
Vibe Check
"Half catnip, half circuit board; all vibes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts about machining that make me think her brain's a CNC machine.
- 🔥If old machinery is her love language, I can’t wait for her to write her vows in gears and metal shavings.
- 🔥With all those cat toy lances, let’s hope she doesn’t implement her own catapult strategy for workplace drama.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Need to stop mixing her hobbies—I'm worried she'll start machining cat toys that need accounts too!
- 😅Might want to consider using her engineering skills to create a ceasefire between her snack sessions and her project deadlines.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The day she boldly proclaimed: "Fixed my soda rig," we knew she was the hero we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There's a hidden TED Talk waiting to happen on the intersection of cats and engineering.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective that blends mechanics with warmth and humor.
- 💎The ability to make even a CNC machine sound cozy.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting a virtual workshop on 'Welding for Cat Lovers.'
- 🚀More cat content—let’s be real, who doesn’t want a feline debugging their code?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Zombie to transition into a niche influencer, combining her engineering expertise with furry fandoms.
Potential Superpower
Turn mundane tech discussions into cat memes that go viral.
Future Community Role
The unofficial mascot for both engineering and all things adorable and fuzzy.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Cat Engineer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cat Whisperer
- ⚔️Machining Maven
- ⚔️Thoughtful Philosopher
Weaknesses
- 💀Too many cat puns
- 💀Overthinking engineering problems
- 💀Seniority in cat toy design
Quest Line
Mastering the art of fusing feline affection with machinery expertise.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats have been secretly running our technology industry for centuries.
Evidence Board
All cat videos online? Clear cover-up. Catnip is the secret to successful engineering, obviously.
Secret Society
Cat Engineers United (CEU): Bridging the gap between feline affection and engineering excellence.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/EngineeringCats
Twitter Main Character
The cat engineer who revolutionizes the feline toy industry with CNC machined cat towers.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Cat Engineer & Feline Relations Expert at The Purrfect Machine Co.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual cat café where engineering principles are taught by holographic cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile theme: Cats and welding! Top 8 includes my cats, favorite machines, and a playlist of engineering-themed music.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming the leading voice in creating decentralized cat toy manufacturing systems.
Future Post
Just finished a cat-shaped CNC project that combines CAD with feline affection—available for pre-order!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A master of combining the practical and the poetic, Zombie keeps her followers entertained and informed.
Charming Quirk
Her posts bounce between the depth of existential wonderings and the light-hearted joy of cats—a delightful juxtaposition.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us with your unique brand of humor and insight, because in the world of machinery and cats, you're truly one of a kind!"
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