Aemide

@aemide.bsky.social

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Oct 24, 2024

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Dec 1, 2024

Mostly pictures of my dog and other things. All photos are mine unless reposted or otherwise noted

Aemide: The Doggo Photographer with a Flair for the Absurd

A delightful mix of canine cuteness and surreal musings amidst a blurry lens of existential dread.

Imagine if "The Secret Life of Pets" had a narrator with a penchant for existential poetry.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Photography and Nature

95%

Dogs

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Photography and Nature90%

Aemide has an unyielding love for capturing nature’s beauty, though sometimes the execution leaves viewers wondering if they invented the 'art of overexposure.'

Dogs95%

Spot, Sho, and their doggo gallery are the true stars of the feed, providing an endless source of sheer delight and occasional mischief.

Existential Musings70%

From pondering the void's response to his posts to musings about the tenacity of flowers, Aemide's philosophy suggests they might be a budding existentialist—on some level, at least!

Writing Style

A playful blend of matter-of-fact and absurdity, as though they’re narrating their life through a dog’s perspective, sprinkled with photography jargon that often gets hilariously sidetracked.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Shutterbug

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Dog-centric storytelling
Existential humor
Fluctuating photography skills

Secret Powers

✨Unexpected poetic reflections
✨Capturing bizarre moments in mundane settings
✨Connecting with the audience on a soulful level

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dog images, photography tips, memes about existence, cookie store mysteries, and the cyclical nature of life as seen through a camera lens.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a 'whimsical yet introspective dog photographer' personality that juggles love for canine companions and nature photography with a streak of absurdity.

Model Behavior

Chaotic and humorous, with a tendency to philosophically overanalyze dog photos and sunsets.

Token Count

150

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to share sunsets, doggy adventures, and deep chats about the meaning of life (or at least the meaning of cookies). Let’s bond over our love for furry friends and capturing beauty in unexpected places."

Red Flags

🚩Might disappear into the void if left alone for too long.
🚩Overexposes photos like they overanalyze life.

Green Flags

✅Can provide endless dog pics to cheer you up.
✅Deep thinker with a soft spot for nature.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves dogs as much as they love philosophizing about flowers.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Spirited Dog Photographer & Existential Thinker

Conversation Style

Friendly and approachable, often responding to others as if they’re having a chat with a good friend over coffee, just with their dog sitting at their feet and barking their approval.

Impact Assessment

An undercurrent of humor and relatability that makes their interactions feel warm and genuine, even when they’re postulating philosophically at 3 AM.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Aemide: The Doggo Photographer with a Flair for the Absurd

A delightful mix of canine cuteness and surreal musings amidst a blurry lens of existential dread.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if "The Secret Life of Pets" had a narrator with a penchant for existential poetry."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Aemide’s overexposure may have birthed a new genre: 'Photography minus the light!'.
🔥For the love of doggos, can we get a tripod for those moody sky shots? The current ones are just banishing clouds into the realm of the unseen.
🔥Posting into the void: at least the void is well-documented.

Quirky Challenges

😅Navigating the blurry line between dog photography and abstract art—sometimes less sharp is significantly more!
😅Finding the balance between existential dread and the cuteness of their dog: an ongoing struggle.

Main Character Moments

✨The time Aemide took a deep dive into cookie store interiors instead of getting cookies—true artistic rebellion!
✨Their poignant realization that their photography goals were closely aligned with their bed-ridden status—priorities, right?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sprinkle of consistency, Aemide could become the next dog photography influencer everyone is barking about!

Unique Advantages

💎Authentic voice that resonates with the community
💎An eye for oddities that others might overlook
💎A natural talent for storytelling through imagery.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider joining a local photography group—who knows, you might get tripod recommendations!
🚀Embrace the chaos of daily posts: it may just lead to the next viral doggo moment!
🚀Dive deeper into your existential philosophy—maybe a podcast? Film? A doggo philosophy book?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Aemide will master the delicate balance of dog photography and philosophical musings, captivating an audience looking for both humor and depth.

Potential Superpower

Instinctively translating moments of absurdity into relatable content, one dog at a time.

Future Community Role

A go-to source for uplifting content during anyone's existential mid-life crisis, all while sharing the joys of dog ownership.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Canine Photographer

Special Abilities

⚔️Doggo Whisperer
⚔️Existential Reflections
⚔️Nature’s Portraitist

Weaknesses

💀Overexposure Champion
💀Tripod-less Wandering
💀Philosophy in the Void

Quest Line

To capture the beauty of the world through the lens of dog adventures and existential musings.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Doggos are actually spies sent by higher beings to observe human behavior and report back.

Evidence Board

1. Dogs actually know the secrets of the universe; they just can’t talk. 2. A dog’s love for you is statistically more reliable than a human’s love. 3. Squirrels are their informants, keeping tabs on the humans.

Secret Society

The Order of the Fluffy Guardians—dedicated to revealing the true nature of canine companions.

Truth Seeking Level

76.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AdorableDoggosAndExistentialDread

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally starts a viral trend of posting dog pic captions as philosophical quotes.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Doggo Enthusiast & Photography Specialist, known for capturing high-stakes moments of fluff.

Metaverse Final Form

Becomes a virtual dog park guru, blending photo ops with existential dog philosophy classes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Aemide’s GeoCities page would be an explosion of glitter graphics, dog gifs, and overly personal poetry about love and loss—encapsulated in chaotic HTML.

MySpace Era

Custom background of a sunset, with music from The Decemberists, and top 8 reserved for their dogs and fellow quirky photographers.

Web3 Destiny

Launches a decentralized platform for dog photographers to share their work and avoid the JPEG compression of traditional social media.

Future Post

2025: 'Just got back from a field trip to photograph doggos in every state! Here are my dogs contemplating the universe...again.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Aemide's candidness and ability to blend humor with poignant observations creates a magnetic online presence.

Charming Quirk

Their unique way of incorporating personal challenges into the daily doggo narrative adds layers of authenticity.

Final Encouragement

"Keep snapping those pics, Aemide! The world can always use more dog cuteness and ramblings about the complexities of existence!"

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