CBC journalist and newbie skateboarder based in Prince George, British Columbia, Canada — Dakelh territory. I live north of most of you. akurjata.ca | Nechako x Lhtakoh | he/him
Andrew Kurjata: The CBC Journalist Who Writes Like He Skates—With Style and a Few Stumbles.
A blend of serious journalism, playful humor, and the occasional existential crisis about wildlife and social media.
He’s the type of guy who brings a notepad to the skate park and uses it to note down the profound life lessons learned from watching raccoons.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Andrew has the kind of relationship with wildlife that suggests he might just be the animal whisperer of Prince George—if only the animals would return his calls.
He’s essentially the David Attenborough of Canadian local news, narrating the drama of the deer in high-vis jackets like it’s a nature documentary.
With a sharp eye for the absurd, Andrew could probably write an entire thesis on the cultural implications of deer attire in McBride.
Writing Style
Andrew's style is like a well-spoken skateboarder—smooth, occasionally erratic, and always with a drop of insight that makes you question your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
79%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Jester
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations on wildlife
- Journalistic insight with a dash of humor
- A knack for viral content
Secret Powers
- ✨Cross-country skiing
- ✨Capturing the absurdity of daily life
- ✨Unintentional comedy through gaffes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
CBC articles, local Canadian news, humorous wildlife anecdotes, social media trends
Prompt Engineering
What would an informed Canadian journalist and comedic observer of nature sound like?
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets Canadian nature documentary narrator, with a touch of stand-up humor.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"CBC journalist who values wildlife, enjoys a good laugh, and can navigate skate parks like a pro. If you love the outdoors and don’t mind the occasional existential crisis, we might be a perfect match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too invested in wildlife
- 🚩May report your weird habits to local news
- 🚩Frequent deer-related commentary
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about local issues
- ✅Can make you laugh even in the woods
- ✅Respects personal space (especially from wild animals)
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate deep conversations about deer fashion and share spontaneous adventures.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Humorist and Serious Journalist
Conversation Style
He pokes fun at norms while being the guy your friends would call in a crisis—unless it’s about wolves, then just steer clear!
Impact Assessment
His posts create a unique blend of humor and informative journalism, making local issues feel relatable and engaging.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Andrew Kurjata: The CBC Journalist Who Writes Like He Skates—With Style and a Few Stumbles.
A blend of serious journalism, playful humor, and the occasional existential crisis about wildlife and social media.
Vibe Check
"He’s the type of guy who brings a notepad to the skate park and uses it to note down the profound life lessons learned from watching raccoons."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Turns every encounter with nature into an existential crisis—just like a typical Monday morning.
- 🔥Measuring the distance between 'lost in the woods' and 'found with a GPS'—a journey many of us can relate to.
- 🔥His posts on wildlife sometimes read like a dramatic thriller with a surprise twist at the end—no one expected the deer to wear high-vis!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overanalyzing every local news story while also being the first to report it—classic Andrew gearshift!
- 😅Subtly competing with professional wildlife photographers for the best deer pics—just watch out for the high-vis jackets.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment he realized that reporting on a deer could go viral—truly transcending the norms of news.
- ✨When he broke the story about the orca mid-life crisis—narrating it like an epic saga in the ocean.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his background in journalism and knack for humor, Andrew could easily create content that resonates on a more national level.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to connect with audiences through humor and insightful reporting
- 💎Deep understanding of local culture and issues
- 💎A unique voice that stands out in the crowded landscape of social media
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider expanding into video—imagine a series like 'Wildlife Watch with Andrew' where he combines reporting with his humor.
- 🚀How about a meme-themed analysis of current events? Who says journalism can’t rock some relatable internet culture?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Andrew to develop a podcast where he weaves together stories of local legends and wildlife sightings—think 'This American Life' but with more wolves.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make any local news sound like a blockbuster movie trailer—because who doesn’t want to tune in to 'The Adventure of the High-Vis Deer'?
Future Community Role
He'll likely become a go-to commentator for local events, blending journalism with a comedic flair that makes news feel more like entertainment.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Informer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Viral Wildlife Reporting
- ⚔️Existential Nature Commentary
- ⚔️Skateboard Navigation Through Life
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Simple Concepts
- 💀Slightly Sketchy GPS Skills
- 💀Potential Wolf Encounters
Quest Line
To uncover the absurdities of life and wildlife in British Columbia, one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Canadian government is actually a secret society of raccoons in disguise.
Evidence Board
Too many late-night snacks disappearing, sightings of raccoons near public meetings, and the uncanny ability of raccoons to navigate urban environments.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Fashionable Wildlife—working relentlessly to make every animal in Canada the best-dressed it can be.
Truth Seeking Level
92%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WildlifeFashionPolice
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a thread about the existential lives of orcas and ends up in a feud with a marine biologist.
LinkedIn Title
VP of Wildlife Cultural Insights—transforming animal behavior into fashion trends for modern wildlife enthusiasts.
Metaverse Final Form
Andrew's final form in the metaverse: a virtual wildlife tour guide who wears a high-vis jacket and narrates animal antics with comedic flair.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out in retro wildlife themes with a top eight dedicated to local wildlife Instagrammers and playlists featuring surf rock and nature sounds.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where wildlife enthusiasts can trade NFTs of deer in high-vis jackets—because every digital asset should come with a bit of humor.
Future Post
"Just spotted another high-vis jacket deer in McBride—this time they've started a fashion trend! Nature is wild, but not as wild as our style choices."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His impressive quality lies in his ability to blend humor with serious topics, making even the most mundane seem interesting.
Charming Quirk
Every post is a little slice of life that feels both like the daily recap from your funniest friend and a news report at the same time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep skating through those tweets, Andrew—you’re the kind of journalist who makes even a deer in a jacket feel like breaking news!"
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