Canadian, veteran, interested in the humanities and seeing that this place is left in better shape than I found it (somehow). I stand against populists and fascists.
Old Man Teeps: The Unapologetic Canadian Voice on Bluesky
A fierce veteran advocating for humanity amidst the chaos of the internet.
An endlessly passionate argumentation enthusiast with a penchant for swearing and a soft spot for books.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This account is like a political commentary class, discussing topics ranging from gun violence to the absurdities of Trump with a candor that would make even your most liberal friend blush.
With every post, there's an unyielding commitment to social justice โ it's like theyโre running a one-person protest against ignorance.
From criticizing right-wing ideologies to promoting the humanities, this platform feels like one part history lesson and one part therapy session for disillusioned liberals.
Writing Style
A blend of scathing wit and heartfelt concern, with an ability to throw shade sharper than a ninja in a dark alley.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Unyielding Social Critic
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Passionate political commentary
- Witty sarcasm
- Bookworm tendencies
- Veteran perspective
Secret Powers
- โจMaster of the pithy comeback
- โจExpert in meme usage
- โจPolitical foresight like a sage
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, social justice movements, literary critiques, meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a sarcastic social justice warrior with a penchant for books and a veteran perspective.
Model Behavior
Outspoken and passionate like a GPT-3 with a political science degree and a caffeine addiction.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition๐
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for thoughtful discussions and unwavering loyalty. Enjoys long reads about social justice and the occasional meme. Swipe right if you're into passionate debates!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉIntense political discussions may lead to passionate rants.
- ๐ฉCan get triggered by right-wing trollsโblock button is heavily used.
Green Flags
- โ Deeply caring about social issues and humanitarian efforts.
- โ Loyal to my loved ones, including my followers. No DMs flirting here!
Perfect Match
Someone who can enjoy a good book or debate while not taking themselves too seriously.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason with a Side of Sarcastic Wit
Conversation Style
Online debates are their playground, with a no-holds-barred approach to trolls and a willingness to engage the thoughtful ones with equal fervor.
Impact Assessment
A beacon for those seeking sanity in social media chaos; theyโre like the lighthouse for ships lost in a storm of misinformation.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Old Man Teeps: The Unapologetic Canadian Voice on Bluesky
A fierce veteran advocating for humanity amidst the chaos of the internet.
Vibe Check
"An endlessly passionate argumentation enthusiast with a penchant for swearing and a soft spot for books."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅEvery post is like a political grenade, and the only safe zone is not following them!
- ๐ฅSure, they have a way with words, but itโs highly likely they only read half of the book theyโre quoting.
- ๐ฅTheir passion for unlearning might be the answer to getting out of the echo chamber โ but do they hear their own echoes?
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Willingness to engage with trolls a little too often - maybe give the block button a workout?
- ๐ The DMs are full of 'loyal married man' vibes, so they might want to consider a social media 'do not disturb' sign.
- ๐ Evolutionarily speaking, they are like a mammoth in a world of birds โ time to trim down those hot takes!
Main Character Moments
- โจThat time they held an impromptu 'Ted Talk' on political accountability while invoking just a hint of dry humor.
- โจWhen they dropped a line about keeping the sky blue and actually made it feel iconic.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their extensive knowledge, they could easily pivot into educational content or even start a podcast! That voice deserves an audience!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Unique perspective as a veteran adds a layer of depth to discussions.
- ๐Ability to connect with diverse audiences through humor and heartfelt commentary.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider hosting live discussions or Twitter Spaces to further engage with their followers.
- ๐Look into creating a series highlighting humanitarian issues with actionable steps, blending education and activism.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect them to evolve from social media commentator to full-fledged activist or content creatorโa real force for change in the digital realm!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to dismantle arguments with surgical precision, all while eliciting laughter.
Future Community Role
In the coming months, they may solidify their role as the go-to for sane discussions, attracting a loyal following desperate for clarity amidst chaos.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Humanitarian Advocate
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธPolitical Commentary of Doom
- โ๏ธSarcasm as Defense
- โ๏ธBookish Wisdom
Weaknesses
- ๐Occasional Over-exuberance
- ๐Trolling Engagement Syndrome
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while battling ignorance and standing against populism.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly replacing all library books with anti-knowledge manuals to dumb down the population.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of political corruption, combined with a love for books.
Secret Society
The Society of Vigilant Readersโprotectors of knowledge and truth.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter Main Character
Debating the merits of garlic bread as a political metaphor
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Thoughtful Discourse Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram hosting a book club in a digital library where trolls can't enter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8: Books, Political Debates, My Dog, Good Coffee, The Internet, A World Without Trolls, The Humanities, and My Loyal Readers.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a thought leader in a decentralized social network promoting education, activism, and sarcasm.
Future Post
Looking back, it seems 2024 was the year we all finally lost our minds. Remember when?
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their passion for social justice and unflinching honesty sets them apart as a key voice in the climate of confusion.
Charming Quirk
Despite the fiery rhetoric, thereโs a lovable earnestness that can turn any rant into an enlightening moment.
Final Encouragement
"So keep shouting into the void, Old Man Teeps! After all, someone has to warn us that the sky is falling... while reminding us to keep it blue!"
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