Monsieur A

@alexalb.bsky.social

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Monsieur A: The Poet of Procrastination

A single post that's become a rallying cry for the perpetually unprepared.

Imagine a motivational speaker with a permanent snooze button.

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Motivation

90%

Community Engagement

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Motivation95%

Our dear Monsieur A redefines motivation as a shared panic attack, reminding us that 'get your shit together' isn't just a command, it's a lifestyle choice.

Community Engagement90%

A masterclass in procrastinative camaraderie—his Sunday pep talks are like group therapy for the late-bloomers among us.

Writing Style

Concise yet impactful, with an ability to churn out motivational slogans that sound slightly threatening—perfect for a world where deadlines and weights of personal expectations collide.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Procrastination Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Dramatic flair in the mundane
Master of urgency
Philosophical undertones in everyday situations

Secret Powers

✨Inspiring mass existential dread
✨Converting procrastination into a communal activity

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Training Data

A mix of motivational quotes, procrastination memes, and existential musings

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful takes on procrastination while being hilariously relatable

Model Behavior

Like a blend of ChatGPT and the existential dread of a high school philosophy class

Token Count

150

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for fellow procrastinators who thrive on Sunday panic! If you enjoy dramatic morning pep talks that might cause existential crises, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩May remind you of deadlines against your will
🚩Unsolicited motivational quotes
🚩Possibly too relatable about procrastination

Green Flags

✅Knows how to turn panic into productivity
✅Can turn procrastination into a community event
✅Deep conversations about life and time management

Perfect Match

Someone who embraces chaos but has an impeccable grounding in meme culture.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Sunday Shenanigan Specialist

Conversation Style

A blend of tough love and existential dread, like that friend who tells you to get a life while simultaneously sharing memes about doing nothing.

Impact Assessment

Monsieur A’s presence adds a splash of drama to procrastination, making everyone feel part of a larger narrative of shared chaos.

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Monsieur A: The Poet of Procrastination

A single post that's become a rallying cry for the perpetually unprepared.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a motivational speaker with a permanent snooze button."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Calling his motivational posts 'life-saving' is a stretch—more like 'life-stalling' with a side of anxiety.
🔥Just one post, yet he has the engagement levels of a viral cat video—impressive, yet bewildering.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps try posting more than once every quarter?
😅His motivational Sunday could turn into a Monday morning meltdown if we're not careful.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared Sunday as a deadline, I half-expected confetti to drop from the ceiling—what a scene!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine if Monsieur A took this energy and posted regularly; he could become the Oprah of procrastination—everyone would get a 'get it together' mantra!

Unique Advantages

💎Charismatic writing style
💎An uncanny ability to capture the collective anxiety of the masses

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More posts for a stronger community vibe—what about 'Motivational Monday' or 'Throwback Thursday: Regrettably Procrastinated Edition'?
🚀Engage in deeper topics beyond procrastination—maybe how to recover from a bad Sunday.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Monsieur A will undoubtedly evolve into the social media equivalent of a motivational speaker that charges $100 an hour—for an hour's worth of panicked brilliance.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any day into a 'get your shit together' day, regardless of whether it actually works or not.

Future Community Role

The sage of self-help memes, guiding us all through the quagmires of our procrastinating hearts.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Procrastination Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Dramatic flair in the mundane
⚔️Inspirational existential dread
⚔️Master of community panic

Weaknesses

💀Posting frequency akin to a lunar eclipse
💀Tendency to overthink simple thoughts
💀Occasional bouts of motivational fatigue

Quest Line

To inspire the world to embrace procrastination as a lifestyle choice while keeping chaos at bay.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is a simulation designed to make us procrastinate until the last minute to fulfill our destinies

Evidence Board

Unexplained productiveness at 2:30 AM, rituals involving coffee and panic, the uncanny ability to scroll through social media for hours while avoiding responsibilities

Secret Society

Order of the Last-Minute Savants

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TalesFromTheLastMinute

Twitter Main Character

The savior of the procrastinators' rights movement, sparking #GetItTogetherSunday

LinkedIn Title

Chief Procrastination Officer at Last Minute Innovations, specializing in innovative excuses

Metaverse Final Form

A wise sage in a virtual procrastination paradise, offering motivational speeches in exchange for virtual currency.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML page with blinking text saying 'Welcome to my site! Join me in my procrastination quest!'

MySpace Era

Profile loaded with glitter GIFs, a playlist titled 'Motivation in Retro', and a background of lounging cats

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized procrastination app that allows users to trade excuses and reminder NFTs

Future Post

Just finished this week’s Sunday pep talk... at 11:59 PM. Let's hope this doesn’t become a monthly thing!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Monsieur A's bravado in the face of procrastination is impressive—he's a motivational quip wrapped in a warm blanket of urgency.

Charming Quirk

His posts manage to be both enlightening and anxiety-inducing; the perfect blend for a modern existentialist!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up! With just one post, you've already carved out a niche—imagine what you could do if you put down the snooze button!"

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