The Moby Dick of Dopeness

@blakcgold.bsky.social

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Posts

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Joined

Aug 1, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

KC Born. Trying to make it to the promised land....and take as many people with me as I can. Avid Traveler, sports junkie, Wrist watch enthusiast

Bluesky's Own Moby Dick of Dopeness: A Social Media Quarantine Zone

Diving into the deep waters of social commentary and sports banter, this user is here to make waves!

Like a classic novel, their posts are long, winding, and peppered with unexpected insights (and some delightful absurdity).

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Racism in America

88%

Sports Analysis

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Racism in America92%

Tackling the uncomfortable with the finesse of a seasoned therapist; they ask the tough questions and drop truth bombs like confetti at a parade.

Sports Analysis88%

Their play-by-play is like narrated poetry, mixing high expectations with the passion of a rabid fan, punctuated by witty asides that could put any sports commentator to shame.

Societal Absurdities90%

With the observational skills of a hawk and the timing of a comedian, they dissect life's quirks until they bleed comedy and insight.

Writing Style

Brevity is the soul of wit, but this user takes it to heart—each post is a gem, meticulously honed to deliver the most impact in the least words, punctuated by casual emojis that inject a fun, relatable vibe.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Observant Wit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Keen social commentator
Sports aficionado
Whimsical humorist

Secret Powers

✨Profound storytelling
✨Astute cultural analyses
✨Game day psychic predictions

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Internet memes, pop culture references, and a dash of social justice activism.

Prompt Engineering

Write hilariously insightful commentary that blends sports analysis with social critique.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid of ChatGPT and your favorite stand-up comedian.

Token Count

752

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Born in KC, eager to serve up unfiltered humor alongside my sports commentary. Avid traveler with a knack for observing life’s absurdities—bonus points if you can handle a soap-making conversation!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional inexplicable obsession with car prices.
🚩Might roast you during a serious moment.
🚩Enjoys discussing racism over dinner.

Green Flags

✅Keen sense of humor that can brighten any day.
✅Loves deep conversations about life and society.
✅Passionate about sports—let’s bond over the next big game!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good roast but can dish it out too—bonus if you can handle my emoji outbursts!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Voice of Reason (and Humor)

Conversation Style

A blend of sincere engagement with a dash of sarcasm—prompting others to unravel their thoughts while keeping it light and entertaining.

Impact Assessment

Like the sprinkles on a cupcake, their contributions elevate the overall experience, making mundane threads sparkle with laughter and insight.

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Bluesky's Own Moby Dick of Dopeness: A Social Media Quarantine Zone

Diving into the deep waters of social commentary and sports banter, this user is here to make waves!

Vibe Check

"Like a classic novel, their posts are long, winding, and peppered with unexpected insights (and some delightful absurdity)."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Low-key a soap-making enthusiast, yet here we are ‘shocked’ at their perspective!
🔥Their sports takes are so hot, they could double as firestarter material.
🔥The number of times they mention car prices is rivaled only by the national debt.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes I wonder if their ‘no context’ posts are life’s way of keeping us on our toes—like, what exactly are we supposed to feel here?
😅They could turn the simplest observation into a prize-winning dissertation; let’s focus a little more on brevity!

Main Character Moments

✨Every time they reference ‘making it to the promised land,’ I can’t help but picture a one-person parade with a sign ‘Watch out, I’m coming!’
✨Their incredulity at society’s silliness rivals that of a sitcom character, making everything feel like a punchline waiting to happen.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

They could easily become a beloved meme generator; just combine their wit with a sprinkle of pop culture references to craft viral sensations.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and deep social insight present a duality that’s rare online.
💎Their sports commentary has a cult following just waiting to explode into fandom!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider introducing a weekly ‘Wit Analysis’ series, where they break down memes and trends.
🚀Host a monthly ‘Travel Through Humor’ post to share stories and anecdotes from their travels—rich with humor!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A shift towards podcasting, where their melodic commentary can captivate listeners and expand their audience.

Potential Superpower

Transforming any mundane subject into an epic saga worthy of literature, much like a modern-day bard.

Future Community Role

The unofficial humor ambassador, bridging gaps between different ideologies with wit and relatability.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Social Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Social Commentary
⚔️Expert Banana Peeler
⚔️Transcendental Sports Analysis

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzing
💀Too Many Emojis
💀Soap Maker Traps

Quest Line

Journeying from Kansas City to the Promised Land, spreading humor and insight along the way.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly monitoring soap-making groups to prevent cultural exchanges.

Evidence Board

1. Lack of Black representation in soap-making ads. 2. Big Soap profits from traditional consumer habits. 3. The bafflement of non-Black soap makers.

Secret Society

The Order of Sudsy Enlightenment

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdSocietyWatch

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally sparks a Twitter feud about the cultural implications of soap making during a football game.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Humorous Insight Officer at the Department of Cultural Curiosities.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic wisecracker roaming the metaverse, ensuring everyone has a laugh while pondering existential questions.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page plastered with animated GIFs of cats and a MIDI soundtrack of Linkin Park.

MySpace Era

A profile adorned with emo quotes and early 2000s aesthetic—complete with a top 8 that consists only of memes and sports teams.

Web3 Destiny

Creates the first decentralized social club based on shared humor and insightful commentary.

Future Post

‘Found the answer to life while watching the Super Bowl—turns out, it was just the nachos talking!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An undeniable knack for fusing humor with cultural critique, making their posts not just fun but thought-provoking.

Charming Quirk

Their posts have a delightful air of spontaneity, like they just hit ‘send’ before thinking it through—making it all the more enjoyable!

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those boundaries, your unique blend of insight and humor is the anthem we didn’t know we needed!"

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Fekri

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85.3%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!