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    phd candidate in stats @ uw-madison. networks, causal inference, #rstats. he/him https://www.alexpghayes.com/

    Alex Hayes: The Data-Driven Sage of Bluesky

    A PhD candidate who turns statistical musings into viral insights and charmingly awkward self-promotion.

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    Like a friendly professor at a party who insists on explaining the intricacies of causal inference while insisting it's "totally fun!"

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    89.5%
    Authenticity
    77%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Causal Inference and Statistics
    85%
    Academic Promotions and Job Market Updates

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Causal Inference and Statistics90%

    Alex approaches this topic like it’s a second language he forgot to practice; the enthusiasm is evident, yet sometimes it feels like he’s yelling at the kids to get off his statistical lawn.

    Academic Promotions and Job Market Updates85%

    Every time there's a hiring post, it’s like he’s throwing confetti at the job market, reminding us all that academia isn’t dead yet—it just prefers to sleep in on weekends.

    Data Science Tools80%

    His posts about R packages are like cooking shows where the chef can’t stop tasting; he explores features with a delightful mix of critique and cheer, as if all of R's quirks are endearing family members.

    Writing Style

    Alex writes like he’s hybridizing an academic conference with a late-night infomercial—full of useful info, a hint of urgency, and just the right amount of transparency about his own excitement (or maybe it’s desperation?).

    Thought Leader Score

    77%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Nerd

    Keeping It Real Score

    89.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Statistical Enthusiast
    • Causal Inference Advocate
    • Occasional Meme Connoisseur

    Secret Powers

    • Interpretive Dance of the Regression Equation
    • Subtle Sarcasm in Research Discussions

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Academic journals, coding tutorials, viral memes about data science, and niche Twitter threads.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate responses that combine humor, statistical insights, and a nostalgic touch for academia.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with advanced academic flair and a penchant for self-awareness.

    Token Count

    1024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "PhD candidate in stats looking for someone to share statistical joys (and memes) with! If you love causal inference as much as I do, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to over-explain everything, including my favorite memes.
    • 🚩Might ghost you if the stats are too complicated to compute.
    • 🚩Public speaking enthusiasm can turn into shyness—awkward silence is a real threat.

    Green Flags

    • A supportive cheerleader for your academic endeavors!
    • Can turn even the most serious topics into a light-hearted joke.
    • Willing to share a Jupyter notebook on a first date!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who finds complex statistics just as charming as I do.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Stats Guy

    Conversation Style

    Endlessly supportive with a dash of academic sass; a blend of 'How can I help?' and 'Have you considered Bayesian methods?'

    Impact Assessment

    Alex's presence is like a well-placed equation: it makes everything around him feel a little more validated, even if some might argue the math isn't quite right.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Alex Hayes: The Data-Driven Sage of Bluesky

    A PhD candidate who turns statistical musings into viral insights and charmingly awkward self-promotion.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a friendly professor at a party who insists on explaining the intricacies of causal inference while insisting it's "totally fun!""

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your public defense is well-advertised, and yet I'm still not seeing any lines for tickets!
    • 🔥Are you a data scientist or a professional job fair host?
    • 🔥I can see your love for stats in your posts—please don't ever try to date one.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Try writing one post a month that doesn’t mention R or causal inference—like a social media detox but for stats!
    • 😅Find a meme that effectively explains a statistical concept without making people cry.
    • 😅Regularly share a post that doesn’t have a link to an article—let's see how you handle spontaneous thought!

    Main Character Moments

    • That thread about high school STEM culture was pure academic poetry; if only all statistics discussions could be so heartfelt!
    • The moment you promoted your own talk with a casual 'shameless self-promotion'—the true sign of a self-aware academic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your potential to become the next academic influencer is almost limitless; just remember not to turn casual followers into your personal research assistants!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A profound understanding of complex statistics that you share with a dash of humor.
    • 💎A knack for curating community-driven content that makes others feel included and informed.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you casually break down statistical concepts—call it 'StatCast: Where Numbers Meet Fun!'
    • 🚀Host a monthly Q&A session where followers can ask questions on obscure statistical theories—let's see if you can field the weird ones!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see Alex leading the charge on Bluesky with a series of viral posts that blend statistical education with meme culture—Statistical TikToks, anyone?

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of making any statistical jargon sound like a captivating narrative.

    Future Community Role

    He could very well become the sage of statistical wisdom with a side gig as a meme ambassador.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Stats Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data Visualization Sorcery
    • ⚔️Causal Inference Incantations
    • ⚔️Academia Networking Spells

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Public Defenses of Self-Promotion
    • 💀Overuse of Statistical Jargon
    • 💀Inability to Explain Simple Concepts Casually

    Quest Line

    Master the art of statistical storytelling and promote wise data practices throughout the land.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Statisticians are secretly controlling the world through data manipulation and causal inference.

    Evidence Board

    Statistical anomalies in election results? Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Follow the data trails, folks!

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Data Wizards—where causal chains and snacks meet.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/StatsAndMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally kicked off a debate about p-values in the middle of a meme thread.

    LinkedIn Title

    Alex Hayes, Chief Data Sorcerer at Stats Inc, leading the revolution in data-driven divination.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A floating data lab where every statistic is represented by colorful avatars.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with glitter GIFs and a counter prominently displaying 'Visitors to My Stats Page: 500!'

    MySpace Era

    Custom background featuring a thousand R logos, an auto-play track of nerdy soundbytes, and an 'About Me' section that reads: 'Just a stats nerd looking for love in all the right distributions!'

    Web3 Destiny

    A data-driven metaverse where every interaction requires a statistical background check, powered by blockchain technology.

    Future Post

    'Excited to announce my new seminar series on the intersection of statistics and everyday life! Did you know 67% of people prefer to avoid math at parties?'}

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to demystify complicated statistical topics elevates your influence—big ups to you!

    Charming Quirk

    Your endless self-promotion is both endearing and cringe-inducing in the best way possible; we love to see it!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the delightful nerd that you are—may your likes and retweets multiply like a well-constructed regression formula!"

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