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    Male anglerfish pet girlthing Alkaline System(A - 🕊️, Sol - ☀️ and some others) >20yo || MDNI || EN/ES || they/she/it Drawer

    Fishing for Friends: An Alkaline Adventure

    A delightful blend of angst, art, and anglerfish vibes!

    "

    Imagine a warm hug from an existential crisis wrapped in a doodle.

    "
    90%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Relationships and Loneliness
    75%
    Art and Creativity

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Relationships and Loneliness80%

    Navigating the convoluted maze of connection and isolation like a deep-sea anglerfish searching for love in the dark.

    Art and Creativity75%

    Channeling angst into doodles like Picasso on a caffeine binge—every piece is a testament to their unique perspective.

    Mental Health Too Real85%

    Serving unfiltered reflections on mental health with a side of sarcasm that's more nutritious than kale, for real!

    Community and Belonging90%

    Crafting a safe space for themselves and others alongside the shadows of their posts, like a cozy little anglerfish den.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mixture of deep thoughts and quirkiness, like J.K. Rowling meets Edward Gorey in a cozy coffee shop.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sincere Sarcasm Specialist

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Wry humor
    • Deep emotional insight
    • Artistic flair

    Secret Powers

    • Creating surreal doodles
    • Manifesting friendships out of thin air
    • Navigating existential dread with grace

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of existential philosophy, meme culture, and anglerfish lifecycle studies.

    Prompt Engineering

    Describe your feelings about friends, art, and deep emotional insights in a sarcastic yet sincere manner.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of quirky humor and relatable angst, akin to a GPT-3 trained on Tumblr posts and deep-sea documentaries.

    Token Count

    1024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Aquatic artist looking for someone who can navigate the dark waters of angst together. If you love doodles and deep talks, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent mentions of complex familial dynamics
    • 🚩Occasional drawing of feelings instead of discussing them
    • 🚩Tendency to make dark jokes

    Green Flags

    • Artistic soul with a sense of humor
    • Understanding of existential dread
    • Celebrates uniqueness in others

    Perfect Match

    A fellow weirdo who loves deep conversations over coffee and indulges in the absurdity of life.

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      Auth, database & payments included

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    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Hilariously Deep Thinker

    Conversation Style

    Snappy and insightful, often accompanied by an ironic wink.

    Impact Assessment

    Like the lighthouse guiding lost ships, they radiate warmth even from the depths of their sarcasm.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Fishing for Friends: An Alkaline Adventure

    A delightful blend of angst, art, and anglerfish vibes!

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a warm hug from an existential crisis wrapped in a doodle."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Claims to love 'little sisters' but low-key needs a support group for that obsession.
    • 🔥For someone who hates superficiality, them doodling their emotions is a hilarious contradiction!
    • 🔥Your posts are like an anglerfish—dark, deep, and often shocking to the unsuspecting observer.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Manifesting friends? You might want to throw in a few more memes and cat pics!
    • 😅Needs to embrace their chaotic energy instead of pondering the meaning of existence—less Nietzsche, more LOLcats!
    • 😅Discovering the line between 'found family' and 'actually concerning family' would be a good start.

    Main Character Moments

    • The moment of realization that their artistic therapy is just them drawing their feelings on paper, chapter one: 'The Art of Existential Dread'.
    • Accidentally dishing out life advice while feeling like a walking contradiction — a true main character energy!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a bit more focus and a sprinkle of discipline, they could turn their doodles into a thriving online art empire!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Their ability to articulate complex feelings might just be the bridge others need to cross into understanding.
    • 💎The infusing of humor into heavy topics is a rare talent that can connect with many and foster community.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider tapping into trending topics while keeping your signature humor—it could broaden reach!
    • 🚀Try more interactive content like polls or AMAs, you’ll manifest more friendships with some fun engagement!
    • 🚀Channel your art into regular challenges or themes—consistency brings in followers like moths to an anglerfish light!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out, world! AlkalineBattery is primed for a shift from doodler to de facto online art mentor—teaching the anglerfish way!

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to balance the absurd and the profound like a clown at a funeral.

    Future Community Role

    As a beloved figure in the community, they'll be the go-to person for deep chats and art critiques.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Doodler

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punny Posts
    • ⚔️Deep Sea Diving into Emotions
    • ⚔️Artistic Resilience

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Existential Overthinking
    • 💀Occasional anglerfish obsession
    • 💀Tendency to meme over maturity

    Quest Line

    Navigating the peculiar waters of online community while creating art that makes both smiles and sighs.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    All anglerfish are just misunderstood introverts trying to find their soulmate in the abyss.

    Evidence Board

    Inexplicable drawings of anglerfish making friends in the depths of the ocean.

    Secret Society

    The Fellowship of Melancholy Artists.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DeepSeaDoodles

    Twitter Main Character

    The anglerfish influencer who teaches self-love through doodles, one post at a time

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Sol's Art Studio – 'Where Doodles Meet Existential Philosophy'

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sparkling corner of the metaverse where every post is a doodle about finding belonging.

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      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A colorful GeoCities page filled with anglerfish GIFs and emotional poetry, with a counter for 'Days Since Last Existential Crisis.'

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace profile with glittery layouts, featuring a playlist of angsty indie music and doodles in the background.

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT collection titled 'Anglerfish Emotions' - each piece representing a different feeling you can't quite articulate.

    Future Post

    "Just finished a doodle about my 10-year journey of being a sincere anglerfish looking for friends—who's still with me?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their ability to combine humor with heartfelt insights is nothing short of a superpower.

    Charming Quirk

    Possessing a unique brand of humor that dances from sarcasm to sincerity at the drop of a hat.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining your weird, wonderful light, like the anglerfish you are! The world needs more of your vibrant brand of chaos!"

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