alkalineBattery

@alkalidoe.bsky.social

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Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Male anglerfish pet girlthing Alkaline System(A - 🕊️, Sol - ☀️ and some others) >20yo || MDNI || EN/ES || they/she/it Drawer

Fishing for Friends: An Alkaline Adventure

A delightful blend of angst, art, and anglerfish vibes!

Imagine a warm hug from an existential crisis wrapped in a doodle.

90%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Relationships and Loneliness

75%

Art and Creativity

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Relationships and Loneliness80%

Navigating the convoluted maze of connection and isolation like a deep-sea anglerfish searching for love in the dark.

Art and Creativity75%

Channeling angst into doodles like Picasso on a caffeine binge—every piece is a testament to their unique perspective.

Mental Health Too Real85%

Serving unfiltered reflections on mental health with a side of sarcasm that's more nutritious than kale, for real!

Community and Belonging90%

Crafting a safe space for themselves and others alongside the shadows of their posts, like a cozy little anglerfish den.

Writing Style

A delightful mixture of deep thoughts and quirkiness, like J.K. Rowling meets Edward Gorey in a cozy coffee shop.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sincere Sarcasm Specialist

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Wry humor
Deep emotional insight
Artistic flair

Secret Powers

✨Creating surreal doodles
✨Manifesting friendships out of thin air
✨Navigating existential dread with grace

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of existential philosophy, meme culture, and anglerfish lifecycle studies.

Prompt Engineering

Describe your feelings about friends, art, and deep emotional insights in a sarcastic yet sincere manner.

Model Behavior

A blend of quirky humor and relatable angst, akin to a GPT-3 trained on Tumblr posts and deep-sea documentaries.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Aquatic artist looking for someone who can navigate the dark waters of angst together. If you love doodles and deep talks, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent mentions of complex familial dynamics
🚩Occasional drawing of feelings instead of discussing them
🚩Tendency to make dark jokes

Green Flags

✅Artistic soul with a sense of humor
✅Understanding of existential dread
✅Celebrates uniqueness in others

Perfect Match

A fellow weirdo who loves deep conversations over coffee and indulges in the absurdity of life.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Hilariously Deep Thinker

Conversation Style

Snappy and insightful, often accompanied by an ironic wink.

Impact Assessment

Like the lighthouse guiding lost ships, they radiate warmth even from the depths of their sarcasm.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Fishing for Friends: An Alkaline Adventure

A delightful blend of angst, art, and anglerfish vibes!

Vibe Check

"Imagine a warm hug from an existential crisis wrapped in a doodle."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Claims to love 'little sisters' but low-key needs a support group for that obsession.
🔥For someone who hates superficiality, them doodling their emotions is a hilarious contradiction!
🔥Your posts are like an anglerfish—dark, deep, and often shocking to the unsuspecting observer.

Quirky Challenges

😅Manifesting friends? You might want to throw in a few more memes and cat pics!
😅Needs to embrace their chaotic energy instead of pondering the meaning of existence—less Nietzsche, more LOLcats!
😅Discovering the line between 'found family' and 'actually concerning family' would be a good start.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment of realization that their artistic therapy is just them drawing their feelings on paper, chapter one: 'The Art of Existential Dread'.
✨Accidentally dishing out life advice while feeling like a walking contradiction — a true main character energy!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit more focus and a sprinkle of discipline, they could turn their doodles into a thriving online art empire!

Unique Advantages

💎Their ability to articulate complex feelings might just be the bridge others need to cross into understanding.
💎The infusing of humor into heavy topics is a rare talent that can connect with many and foster community.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider tapping into trending topics while keeping your signature humor—it could broaden reach!
🚀Try more interactive content like polls or AMAs, you’ll manifest more friendships with some fun engagement!
🚀Channel your art into regular challenges or themes—consistency brings in followers like moths to an anglerfish light!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch out, world! AlkalineBattery is primed for a shift from doodler to de facto online art mentor—teaching the anglerfish way!

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to balance the absurd and the profound like a clown at a funeral.

Future Community Role

As a beloved figure in the community, they'll be the go-to person for deep chats and art critiques.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Doodler

Special Abilities

⚔️Punny Posts
⚔️Deep Sea Diving into Emotions
⚔️Artistic Resilience

Weaknesses

💀Existential Overthinking
💀Occasional anglerfish obsession
💀Tendency to meme over maturity

Quest Line

Navigating the peculiar waters of online community while creating art that makes both smiles and sighs.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All anglerfish are just misunderstood introverts trying to find their soulmate in the abyss.

Evidence Board

Inexplicable drawings of anglerfish making friends in the depths of the ocean.

Secret Society

The Fellowship of Melancholy Artists.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DeepSeaDoodles

Twitter Main Character

The anglerfish influencer who teaches self-love through doodles, one post at a time

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Sol's Art Studio – 'Where Doodles Meet Existential Philosophy'

Metaverse Final Form

A sparkling corner of the metaverse where every post is a doodle about finding belonging.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A colorful GeoCities page filled with anglerfish GIFs and emotional poetry, with a counter for 'Days Since Last Existential Crisis.'

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile with glittery layouts, featuring a playlist of angsty indie music and doodles in the background.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection titled 'Anglerfish Emotions' - each piece representing a different feeling you can't quite articulate.

Future Post

"Just finished a doodle about my 10-year journey of being a sincere anglerfish looking for friends—who's still with me?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to combine humor with heartfelt insights is nothing short of a superpower.

Charming Quirk

Possessing a unique brand of humor that dances from sarcasm to sincerity at the drop of a hat.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your weird, wonderful light, like the anglerfish you are! The world needs more of your vibrant brand of chaos!"

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