Thomas

@thomasv.bsky.social

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Joined

Sep 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

He had been born a Talleyrand but for some unaccountable reason had remained a mere Lebedev.

Thomas: The Butter Baron of Bluesky

Dabbling in butter emergencies and existential crises with equal fervor.

Think philosophical musings served with a generous side of yogurt judgment.

75%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Food Judgments

90%

Existential Dilemmas

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Food Judgments85%

Thomas has a keen eye for judging others based on their grocery choices. That grocery cart tells all, especially when yogurt enters the chat.

Existential Dilemmas90%

From questioning job satisfaction to the meaning of life (over butter procurement), Thomas dives headfirst into the abyss, armed with humor and anguish.

Social Commentary80%

When he's not contemplating his butter shortages, he's dishing out critiques with the flourish of a Michelin-starred chef—if that chef were a couch philosopher.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of brevity and absurdity, with a sprinkle of sophistication that keeps you on your toes. It's like reading a food blog through a lens of Shakespearean wit.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Wry Observer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Culinary Critique
Existential Wit
Sardonic Observations

Secret Powers

✨Unconventional Cooking Tips
✨Witty Social Commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of culinary blogs, existential philosophy texts, and social media critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Create witty observations on food, life, and societal norms with a touch of sarcasm.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-4 and your favorite food critic's alter ego.

Token Count

350

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"In search of the perfect butter but also considering life along the way. If you enjoy judging grocery carts and roasting the mainstream media, we’ll get along great!"

Red Flags

🚩Might judge your yogurt choices harshly.
🚩Frequently in existential crises.
🚩Fluctuates between gourmet aspirations and despair.

Green Flags

✅Appreciates thoughtful culinary discourse.
✅Witty and enjoys a good laugh.
✅Available for wine and cheese discussions.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates life’s absurdities, loves food, and can handle a little light existential dread.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cheeky Sage

Conversation Style

Irreverent, yet insightful, as if he's casually dishing out life advice over coffee while critiquing your pastry choice.

Impact Assessment

A soothing balm for the existentially confused, Thomas serves up wisdom that’s seasoned with just the right amount of sarcasm.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Thomas: The Butter Baron of Bluesky

Dabbling in butter emergencies and existential crises with equal fervor.

Vibe Check

"Think philosophical musings served with a generous side of yogurt judgment."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If judging grocery carts were an Olympic sport, you'd have eight gold medals by now, Thomas.
🔥Your posts are like fine dining – they take time to digest, but there’s always a hint of pretentiousness lurking.
🔥What’s next, an essay on 'Why Butter Is the Elixir of Life'?

Quirky Challenges

😅You might want to reconsider your 'emergency butter procurement' strategies; it sounds like a personal crisis waiting to happen.
😅Less butter judgment, more butter acquisition, perhaps? It’s about balance, my friend.

Main Character Moments

✨When you expressed joy and guilt over remote car heating – I felt that on a spiritual level.
✨Your thoughts on Thanksgiving just scream ‘pro chef in disguise’.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you lean into your gourmet rants, you could become the next viral culinary commentator.

Unique Advantages

💎A refreshingly honest perspective on mundane life scenarios.
💎Your posts have that rare ability to make us feel less alone in our butter-related dilemmas.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try posting a weekly grocery cart ‘review’, complete with ratings.
🚀Consider branching into food photography—those emergency butter moments deserve visual artistry.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Thomas will evolve into the unofficial philosopher of everyday culinary disasters, with followers hanging on each butter-related anecdote.

Potential Superpower

A knack for turning mundane life into gourmet commentary—cooking with chaos!

Future Community Role

The go-to person for philosophical musings on petty grievances.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Wry Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Grocery Cart Judging
⚔️Existential Crisis Navigation
⚔️Culinary Commentary Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Butter Situations
💀Struggling with T&Cs
💀Dipping into Pretentiousness

Quest Line

To find the ultimate butter while questioning the meaning of life and yogurt choices.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The mainstream media is actually a secret cabal of butter enthusiasts.

Evidence Board

1. Every major headline involves food. 2. How else do you explain the yogurt fixation?

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Buttery Truth Seekers.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/GroceryCartCritique

Twitter Main Character

Engages in a heated debate over the ethics of pumpkin spice in fall drinks.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Culinary Philosopher at Existential Butter Corp.

Metaverse Final Form

A reality where butter is currency and grocery carts are the status symbol.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with animated butter graphics and philosophical musings on food.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with mood music featuring classic 'foodie' tracks and a custom background of butter textures.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing gourmet recipes while philosophizing about life’s meanings.

Future Post

‘10 Ways Butter Will Change Your Life in 2025: A Culinary Odyssey’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor with genuine critique is a treasure that keeps followers coming back for more.

Charming Quirk

The blend of culinary critique and existential musings makes you the Bluesky's unique flavor.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot, Thomas; your social media soufflé is rising beautifully!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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