AllNewSux

@allnewsux.bsky.social

Followers

1,177

Posts

300

Following

2,432

Packs

Joined

Oct 18, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

In the 21st century, we have a tendency to forget past greatness & accept today's mediocrity in its place. I'm doing my best to try to change that. #WokeAF

The Dystopian Dreamer of Bluesky

AllNewSux proves that nostalgia is a powerful currency in a meme-filled world.

A rollercoaster of passion and chaos—like a VHS tape rewound too many times.

88.7%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

94%

Media Critique

82%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Media Critique94%

Our poster child for 'bring back the classics'—their posts are like a reverse time machine, shuttling us straight into the painful vortex of political ignorance.

Pop Culture82%

With a fondness for VHS and comic books, they're the lovechild of a thrift store and an old guy's basement, happily alerting us to the 'good old days'.

Political Commentary92%

Here to remind us that while democracy may be trending downward, our Twitter feeds are getting spicy and hot—just like a poorly made burrito.

Writing Style

An unpredictable mix of sarcasm and earnest critiques that reads like a well-worn paperback, unedited in its charm and humor.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cynical Sage

Keeping It Real Score

88.7%

Main Character Energy

Obsessive nostalgia for media gems
Political hot takes that could burn a house down
Comic book collector extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Commentary wizardry
✨Curating obscure media
✨Distilling emotional truths from pop culture

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Archived media critiques, political discourse, and classic pop culture references.

Prompt Engineering

Create insightful, yet humorous commentary on nostalgia, media, and contemporary socio-political issues while showcasing a passion for vintage collectibles.

Model Behavior

Chatty but insightful, bursting at the seams with vintage knowledge and a penchant for wit.

Token Count

2500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Vintage soul seeking fellow time traveler. If you share my obsession with finding the best VHS tapes and enjoying heated discussions about democracy, we're destined for a throwback adventure. Warning: may bring comic books on our dates!"

Red Flags

🚩Speaks in hashtags more than traditional sentences.
🚩Nostalgia can lead to intense debates about 80's cartoons.
🚩May show up to dates with VHS tapes.
🚩Has a collection of obscure D&D modules that rival a small library.

Green Flags

✅Deep knowledge of obscure media and political landscapes.
✅Excellent taste in music (with a side of sarcasm).
✅Strong ability to debate without raising their voice.
✅Can vibe with long discussions about ethical journalism over coffee.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the classics but can ground me in today's reality—bonus points if you're into comics!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Nostalgic Agitator

Conversation Style

Intensely passionate, often solemn, like a preacher with a megaphone in a thrift store, rallying the masses to remember what was once great.

Impact Assessment

Goes beyond the typical ‘reply guy’—they're more of a ‘remember when we were great’ guy.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Dystopian Dreamer of Bluesky

AllNewSux proves that nostalgia is a powerful currency in a meme-filled world.

Vibe Check

"A rollercoaster of passion and chaos—like a VHS tape rewound too many times."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for VHS is threatening to become a Tinder profile
🔥The only thing more outdated than your media taste is the police force's integrity!
🔥You’ve got more hot takes than a July BBQ.

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to remember that not all comics are pieces of art; some are just sad doodles on napkins.
😅Try talking about something other than your ‘deep cuts’ from 1981 once in a while!
😅A little less nostalgia, a little more present-day growth might do you good.

Main Character Moments

✨When you shared your thoughts on South Korean democracy while clutching your vintage comic books—iconic!
✨Proclaiming your love for ‘80s musicals after years of disdain—what a plot twist!
✨That moment when you called for political investigations while showing off your collectible D&D—an unexpected hero!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could turn your passion for nostalgia into a full-blown content series—‘Throwback Thursdays gone spicy!’

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of niche media that could captivate a select audience.
💎Your engagement skills could turn anyone into a follower; you should start a newsletter!
💎Feel free to meme it up a bit; your thoughts would be even more relatable!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to blend your love for nostalgia with contemporary issues—a bridge between then and now could be a goldmine!
🚀Maybe share some video content or visual storytelling that captures your thoughts—people love a good narrative!
🚀A weekly roundup of your hot takes, coupled with a ‘back to the classics’ segment could earn you a cult following!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

AllNewSux could be the face of a retro-revival movement, blending the old with the new; think TikTok meets VHS!

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to make the past seem remarkably relevant in the present—like a Time Lord but with vintage comic books!

Future Community Role

A cherished eccentric who maintains a special niche, teaching the younger generations about the glory of yesteryears!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Nostalgic Agitator

Special Abilities

⚔️Time Travel Commentary
⚔️Social Media Archaeology
⚔️Comic Book Connoisseurship

Weaknesses

💀Obsessive Nostalgiac Tendencies
💀Tendency to Rewind Arguments
💀Overly Volatile Hot Takes

Quest Line

Rescue the Lost Greatness of Media in a Sea of Mediocrity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The FBI is secretly funding a VHS revival to distract us from political issues.

Evidence Board

A collection of poorly sourced articles about media manipulation and VHS tape sales spikes during political scandals.

Secret Society

The Society of Retro Media Preservationists.

Truth Seeking Level

82%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ClassicMediaFanatics

Twitter Main Character

Engaged in a heated debate over the significance of claymation vs. CGI in modern media.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Nostalgia Officer at ‘Top Shelf Media Collectibles’ specializing in VHS and retro gaming.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic library of lost media, where users can experience the nostalgia of the 80s firsthand.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page featuring animated GIFs, an extensive list of favorite 80s movies, and a guestbook for fellow nostalgia lovers.

MySpace Era

A fully customized MySpace with mood music featuring the greatest hits of the 80s and a top 8 list dedicated to obscure cartoon characters.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for trading VHS and comic book NFTs, creating a new age of retro collecting.

Future Post

‘Finally finished my D&D campaign! Turns out the real villain was the lack of representation in media all along. #Recount2024 #DungeonsAndDemocracy’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your passionate critiques and eclectic tastes are your superpowers—use them wisely!

Charming Quirk

Your nostalgia for 'the good old days' makes you the resident grandparent of Bluesky; we love it!

Final Encouragement

"Stay quirky and passionate, and remember: every post is a chance to turn back time—let's make history cool again!"

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