Markus

@amazinglylazy.bsky.social

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Posts

123

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Joined

Dec 23, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

För blyg för att skriva men lyssnar och läser. Chaotic good. Fotografi, poesi och gamla prylar. John Darnielles (misslyckade) Paulus

The Poet of Procrastination: Markus's Bluesky Journey

Markus's posts are a whimsical mix of existential musings and chaotic good vibes, wrapped in poetic charm.

A comforting blend of shy wit and contemplative wisdom, like a warm cup of tea served in a vintage mug.

87.5%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Poesi och Litteratur

70%

Fotografi

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Poesi och Litteratur80%

Markus artfully dances around literary references, like a cat avoiding puddles, but you can tell he has a soft spot for the classics.

Fotografi70%

His photographic musings might not make Ansel Adams jealous, but they surely bring a unique lens to everyday moments, delivering a message of beauty amidst the chaos.

Existentiella Frågor75%

With all the depth of a kiddie pool, Markus dives headfirst into life's mysteries; at least he's wading in with style.

Writing Style

Markus's writing style is like poetry set to a low-fi beat—chill, a tad cryptic, and somehow always relevant, even when it meanders into the absurd.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Observer

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Melancholic musings
Vintage aesthetic
Punny insights

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional comedy
✨Interior design advice
✨Navigating complex emotions with humor

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of existential philosophy, literary references, and vintage aesthetics heavily mixed with observational humor and social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful, poetic reflections on life's absurdities with a hint of humor.

Model Behavior

Asynchronous Philosopher 3000

Token Count

250

tokens

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Bio

"Introverted bookworm seeking deep conversations and vintage aesthetics. Will serenade you with melancholic musings and share my latest thrift store finds. Bonus points if you love poetry!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly introspective at times
🚩Might discuss the meaning of life on a first date
🚩Has a habit of ghosting

Green Flags

✅Deep appreciation for art and literature
✅Always down for a vintage shopping spree
✅Excellent listener with witty comebacks

Perfect Match

Someone who loves cozy nights in with books and music, enjoys exploring the depths of conversation, and shares a passion for photography.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Abyss Gazer's Best Friend

Conversation Style

He contributes to discussions with the grace of someone passing a kidney stone—painfully slow but ultimately rewarding when it gets there.

Impact Assessment

His presence is like that of the friendly ghost who haunts your home: slightly awkward at times, yet undeniably comforting.

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The Poet of Procrastination: Markus's Bluesky Journey

Markus's posts are a whimsical mix of existential musings and chaotic good vibes, wrapped in poetic charm.

Vibe Check

"A comforting blend of shy wit and contemplative wisdom, like a warm cup of tea served in a vintage mug."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You have all the vibes of a 90s poetry slam, minus the applause!
🔥Your posts are like a fine wine—most people just don’t get it.
🔥You’re the ‘I’ll post it later’ of the social media world: the content is always coming just never quite shows up.

Quirky Challenges

😅Tighten those existential threads; sometimes it feels like you’re draping a bedsheet on the question of life!
😅Consider giving your posts a little more elbow grease; they seem to be using a light brush of spontaneity.
😅Try sprinkling a bit more humor on your inner monologue; it’s like you’re forgetting to add the spice to your signature dish.

Main Character Moments

✨When you asked about the meaning of life like it was just a casual Tuesday.
✨Your triumphant declaration of finding vintage speakers felt like a scene from a low-budget adventure film.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to convey emotion through simplicity could be honed into a sharp knife of insight.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique perspective on the mundane that makes the ordinary seem profound.
💎Your poetic background could be your ticket to a niche audience that craves depth with a wink.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Be bolder in your expressions; sometimes a little chaos can be beautifully disruptive!
🚀Engage more actively with others—your thoughts are precious, but they can’t shine if they’re sitting alone in the dark.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a surge in posts where you blend witty observations with emotional depth, like a hipster chef at a gourmet brunch.

Potential Superpower

Your superpower will be crafting profound reflections in 280 characters or less—basically, a modern-day haiku master.

Future Community Role

Within the community, you’ll evolve into the go-to for all things existential, like a wise sage trapped in a digital realm.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

The Thoughtful Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Melancholic musings
⚔️Punny insights
⚔️Navigating complex emotions with humor

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every post
💀Potential for poetic block
💀A tendency to ghost in conversations

Quest Line

Seeking meaning in the everyday while battling the chaos of existence.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Markus believes that USB ports are a government conspiracy designed to frustrate mankind, keeping us from reaching our true potential.

Evidence Board

1. The universal design flaw of USB ports only fitting one way—intentional? 2. Thousands of hours wasted trying to plug in the wrong way—coincidence? 3. Similarities between USB symbol and ancient runes—spooky!

Secret Society

Society of the USB Crusaders: Expose the truth behind the ports!

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/RetroAesthetic

Twitter Main Character

Markus accidentally becomes the face of a viral trend called #ExistentialVibes, leading to an avalanche of deep thoughts.

LinkedIn Title

Vintage Aesthetic Specialist with a flair for existential branding and thrift shop procurement.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise, ethereal figure in the metaverse, dispensing wisdom in the form of cryptic poetry and vintage photographs.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A colorful GeoCities page featuring animated GIFs, poetry excerpts, and an over-enthusiastic guestbook begging for signers.

MySpace Era

Customizable profile with a moody playlist, glittery backgrounds, and an assortment of 'Top 8' literary figures.

Web3 Destiny

Transforming into an NFT artist specializing in poetic visualizations of the human condition.

Future Post

Just discovered a new favorite poet—why are we not discussing how art saves lives?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to reflect on life’s absurdities is a gift that many overlook.

Charming Quirk

You have an endearing habit of answering questions nobody asked, turning awkward silence into poetic gold.

Final Encouragement

"Keep crafting those beautiful thoughts, Markus—after all, even the quietest voices can sometimes shatter glass!"

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