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    Assyriology. Writing. Philosophy. Border collies. Lefty-lib pragmatist. No thing is good nor ill, except for a purpose. "Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions." I think I'm neutral good but I've been wrong before

    Welcome to the Philosophical Circus of Valkyrie Eleison!

    Where Assyriology meets existential dread and the occasional cat meme.

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    A delightful blend of academic wit, internet culture, and unfiltered hot takes.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Misinformation and Outrage
    95%
    Identity and Community

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Misinformation and Outrage85%

    Tackling misinformation with the finesse of a philosopher armed with an art brush, Valkyrie highlights societal flaws like a true intellectual ninja.

    Identity and Community95%

    Their posts on trans identity and community feel like warm hugs wrapped in clever insights—enlightening and comforting at the same time.

    Pop Culture and Media88%

    From Die Hard to Joan Cusak, Valkyrie dissects our beloved pop culture with a sharp blade of sarcasm, making us reevaluate our viewing habits in the best way.

    Humor in the Mundane90%

    Whether it's ordering deodorant or IKEA product names, Valkyrie's ability to find humor in the daily grind proves they can make even the drabbest moments sparkle.

    Writing Style

    A delightful concoction of snark and intellect; their posts oscillate between profound observations and meme-worthy quips like a well-balanced seesaw of knowledge.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Enlightened Meme-Slinger

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sharp-witted
    • Philosophical musings
    • Artistic flair
    • Trans rights advocate

    Secret Powers

    • Impromptu comedy sketches
    • Meme creation
    • Fabulous illustrations
    • Deep dives into obscure history

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A diverse mix of philosophy texts, comic books, memes, and social justice literature.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate clever insights and humorous takes on societal issues and pop culture through a philosophical lens.

    Model Behavior

    Like an eccentric friend who always has a funny yet insightful comment on everything, blending humor with deep thoughts.

    Token Count

    25000

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Assyriologist who adores writing, philosophy, and border collies 🐾. I believe in purpose-driven arguments and have a self-described neutral-good vibe—mistakes have been made. Looking for a partner who appreciates complex discussions and can handle my chaotic charm!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Obsessed with pop culture opinions
    • 🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about community and trans rights
    • Creatively expressive
    • Intellectually stimulating

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate deep conversations while sharing a good meme or two!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Intellectual Jester

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, witty, and sometimes absurd—like a fireworks show that turns into a philosophy lecture.

    Impact Assessment

    Their blend of humor, intellect, and relatability has enriched the Bluesky community, making them a beacon of insight amidst the chaos.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Welcome to the Philosophical Circus of Valkyrie Eleison!

    Where Assyriology meets existential dread and the occasional cat meme.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of academic wit, internet culture, and unfiltered hot takes."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Sometimes their posts read like a PhD dissertation on cotton candy—sweet but all over the place.
    • 🔥Takes on pop culture seem more like a masterclass in what not to do—Die Hard, really?
    • 🔥If Valkyrie's takes were any sharper, we'd need a safety warning for the internet.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅More drawings of cursed things, please! The people are demanding chaos!
    • 😅For someone so analytical, their spelling of 'murder machine' should probably be proofread!
    • 😅They really could use a lesson in brevity; some tweets feel like they need their own academic symposium.

    Main Character Moments

    • The moment they took a bold stand on Amazon’s labor practices—equal parts passion and sass.
    • When they declared Die Hard wasn't a Christmas movie, sparking a discourse that resonated like a bell in a silent hall.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their knack for combining humor and philosophy, they could launch a podcast that not only enlightens but entertains—call it 'Think and Giggle'.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of academia and humor
    • 💎Established a supportive online community
    • 💎Able to articulate complex ideas simply

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Branch out into creating video content; your charisma deserves a wider platform!
    • 🚀Consider hosting virtual discussions around your research topics—think ‘The Philosophy of Memes’!
    • 🚀A monthly art and philosophy series on Bluesky could be the next big thing—start a movement!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A transformative pivot into multimedia content creation, bringing scholarly insights to the TikTok generation.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to thread complex ideas into bite-sized memes that go viral while enlightening minds.

    Future Community Role

    Leading discussions on the intersection of creativity and activism, inspiring others to join the conversation.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Commentary
    • ⚔️Subtle Humor
    • ⚔️Philosophical Musings
    • ⚔️Cursed Art Creation

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Verbose Tweets
    • 💀Obscure References

    Quest Line

    Navigating the turbulent waters of modern discourse while fighting misinformation with art and wit.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government has replaced philosophers with influencers to keep us distracted from real intellectual discourse.

    Evidence Board

    Mysterious funding for philosophy departments dwindling, sudden rise of influencer culture, and more cat memes—there’s a pattern!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Enlightened Meme-Slingers (SEMS)

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophyAndMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who started a tweetstorm on why Legolas is the most misunderstood character in LOTR and sparked a debate of epic proportions.

    LinkedIn Title

    A highly sought-after consultant on the intersection of culture and politics, known for their thought-provoking posts and sharp critiques.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A magnificent avatar who hosts virtual discussions while embodying a wise owl, dispensing wisdom and memes.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page full of angsty poetry, cat GIFs, and a personal manifesto on the importance of hobbies—like rebuilding the Roman Empire with Legos.

    MySpace Era

    MySpace glitter graphics and a top 8 filled with fellow philosophers and meme creators, featuring an angsty status about the state of society.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized platform that blends art, philosophy, and social activism, embracing the chaos of the blockchain while educating users about its implications.

    Future Post

    Just published a new paper on the evolution of internet humor in response to sociopolitical changes—let the meme wars begin!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their capacity to weave humor into the fabric of serious discussions is unmatched, making profound topics accessible to all.

    Charming Quirk

    Valkyrie's tweets often feel like the spontaneous notes from a philosophizing bard, full of unexpected charm and wit.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being that delightful blend of sage and jester, Valkyrie! The world needs more voices like yours—just remember to cut the length by a few scrolls!"

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