What is Bluesky Roast?

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

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Lewis

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Critique95%

With the subtlety of a sledgehammer, they tackle issues from the Trump administration to billionaire philanthropy, making sure to leave no stone unturned—and no billionaire unroasted.

Technology Frustrations80%

Ranting about smart TVs is their version of a morning stretch—necessary and slightly dramatic, like adding a dash of Shakespearean flair to the modern annoyance of user interfaces

Animal Rights and Environment75%

While they may not post about their vegan lifestyle daily, when they do, it’s like a subtle reminder that even the most chaotic among us can still have a green heart.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of rapid-fire sarcasm and impassioned pleas, their prose dances between meme-ready punchlines and profound truths, much like a teetering tightrope between the absurd and the essential.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Activist

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Provocative takes on current events
Humorous rants about technology
A knack for social commentary

Secret Powers

✨Impressively adept at crafting memes
✨Master of sarcastic social critique
✨Ability to turn rage into well-articulated posts

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cynical political commentary, animal rights advocacy, technology critiques, and outrageously witty social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Craft a concise yet humorous critique of current events using sarcasm and insights from technology, animal rights, and activism.

Model Behavior

Similar to GPT-3 with a penchant for sarcasm and an emphasis on social issues and memes.

Token Count

500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who can match my passion for activism, share a vegan meal, and can debate who would win in a meme-off—Eisenhower or Elon Musk? If you can outsmart my smart TV, we’re destined for greatness!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about billionaires stealing our lunch money.
🚩My sense of humor can sometimes go full philosopher.
🚩Possibly too passionate about animal rights; I might lecture you over dinner.

Green Flags

✅Strong opinions on social justice; you’ll never be bored around me.
✅Vegan cooking skills are a must; prepare to be impressed!
✅Loves to engage in deep conversations about the state of the world.

Perfect Match

A fellow activist who enjoys a good meme and can tolerate occasional tech rants. Bonus points if you’ve got a cute pet!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Charming yet acerbic; they engage like a fierce debater holding back the urge to spontaneously burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all.

Impact Assessment

They’ve become a lighthouse in the stormy sea of internet discourse, guiding followers through both comedic and critical reflections on society.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Idealistic Social Media Sage: Half Philosopher, Half Meme-Machine

Meet the bluesky bard whose posts are as sharp as their wit and as deep as their convictions.

Vibe Check

"A chaotic mix of brilliant insights and the occasional existential crisis, wrapped in a snarky bow."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your engagement numbers are almost as inflated as your opinions!
🔥You’ve mastered the art of making a casual observation feel like an epic thesis.
🔥Do you get tired of being right all the time, or is it just part of your charm?

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to diversify from politics; maybe a post about your favorite vegan recipe? Or are you too busy playing the internet’s watchdog?
😅Let’s see some cat pictures—a moment of levity among the fire and brimstone, please!

Main Character Moments

✨When you hit ‘send’ on that post about billionaires, sitting back like ‘I've just rewritten the rules of discourse!’

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

They could easily pivot from social media sage to a published author on social and political critique, inviting a larger audience to their wittiness.

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched engagement skills—those likes aren't just numbers; they’re a testament to your thoughtful insights!
💎The ability to distill complex issues into digestible, meme-worthy content. It’s like turning broccoli into chocolate cake!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider cross-posting on platforms that celebrate long-form content—your ideas deserve a stage!
🚀Try to weave in some lighter, personal anecdotes that showcase the human behind the keyboard.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A potential podcast or video series where they break down the absurdities of current events with their signature humor, maybe titled 'Snarky Wisdom.'

Potential Superpower

Possibly becoming the next 'internet philosopher'—think Socrates meets meme culture, but with better Wi-Fi.

Future Community Role

They may evolve into an unofficial spokesperson for thoughtful engagement and social change, kind of like a cooler, more modern-day Martin Luther King Jr. of Bluesky!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Witty Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Provocative Political Insight
⚔️Humorous Rants on Tech
⚔️Animal Rights Advocacy

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Overanalyze
💀Obsession with Current Events
💀Low Tolerance for Ignorance

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic landscape of social media discourse, armed with a keyboard and an unyielding belief in justice.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The billionaires are actually funding a secret cult of software engineers who will eventually gain sentience and overthrow their owners.

Evidence Board

1. Bill Gates always seems to be one step ahead in tech. Coincidence? 2. Smart TVs are clearly a way to gather data on our very thoughts—how else could they suggest 'cooking shows' at the worst possible time?

Secret Society

Society for the Protection of Unplugged Lives—an underground movement to unplug and resist corporate tech tyranny.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ActivismAndMemes—where every post is a mix of righteous indignation and kitten gifs.

Twitter Main Character

The one who got cancelled for suggesting that all those emojis were a form of corporate control; hashtag #EmojiDictators.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a startup advocating for vegan-friendly tech products that collapse when you try to buy them.

Metaverse Final Form

An all-knowing being who hosts virtual debates on social justice while dispensing vegan snacks.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities shrine dedicated to the evils of processed foods with animated GIFs of dancing vegetables and a guestbook begging for world peace.

MySpace Era

A customizable MySpace profile heavily featuring bandanas, peace signs, and an extensive top 8 dedicated to organizations fighting animal cruelty.

Web3 Destiny

A guru of decentralized social justice platforms, teaching young users how to harness blockchain for animal rights and environmental activism.

Future Post

"Just got back from a time-traveling adventure where I reminded the past that we don’t hold back on the truth in 2025!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your razor-sharp critique of the status quo is an inspiration—keep wielding that digital sword against injustice!

Charming Quirk

You post like you’re in a one-person play, seamlessly moving between scenes of humor and heartfelt activism.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it up! Your voice is not just noise; it’s a clarion call that resonates in this hyper-connected world!"

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