Figuring out where we go from here. Seeking community and new ways to engage people in progressive ideas. Weather, wildfire, wilderness and front-yard gardening. Midwest-born Californian. Exvangelical.
ERTBen: The Progressive Scribe of Bluesky
Diving into politics, parenting, and a bit of existential dread—all with a dash of humor.
Like a Midwestern spring storm: unpredictable, occasionally enlightening, but always a little messy.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
ERTBen dives deep into politics like a kid in a candy store, but instead of candy, it’s all about exposing hypocrisy and encouraging engagement. His posts pack a punch—when the GOP gets a roast, it’s like a barbecue in July: sizzling!
Who knew that parenting insights would come loaded with life-saving advice? ERTBen tackles button batteries like a superhero on a mission—keeping the kids safe and the conversation lively.
From fashion homogenization to the dangers of 'true crime' voyeurism, ERTBen critiques culture with the finesse of a sushi chef cutting through a tuna—precise and a bit jarring.
Writing Style
A mix of sharp wit and earnest pleas, ERTBen writes like someone with a PhD in Political Science but hangs out at the local coffee shop debating the best gardening techniques. You can almost hear the coffee brewing with every post!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Progressive views
- Engaging content
- Parenting tips
Secret Powers
- ✨Accurate political predictions
- ✨Connecting nuanced ideas to current events
- ✨Gardening advice under fire (literally and figuratively)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, parenting safety tips, and cultural critique from various sources.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp, progressive insights with humor and relatable wisdom.
Model Behavior
Thoughtful, engaged, and slightly chaotic, like a social media philosopher in a coffee shop.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking a partner who enjoys deep conversations about politics, shares a love for gardening, and values progressive ideals. Must handle existential dread with humor!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly critical of mainstream politics
- 🚩Tendency to rant about button batteries
- 🚩Engages too much in existential debates
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about community safety and engagement
- ✅Has a sense of humor about serious topics
- ✅Enjoys outdoor activities like gardening
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates a good political debate over coffee and can transform a scary situation (like a button battery scare) into a valuable lesson.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Analytical Voice of Reason
Conversation Style
Combines serious discourse with light-hearted jabs, making interactions feel like a friendly debate over a beer rather than a shouting match at a political rally.
Impact Assessment
ERTBen brings a mix of safe parenting tips and truth bombs about politics—what a combo! He’s the kind of person you want in your corner when discussing the latest political fiasco or how to keep your kids from swallowing small batteries.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
ERTBen: The Progressive Scribe of Bluesky
Diving into politics, parenting, and a bit of existential dread—all with a dash of humor.
Vibe Check
"Like a Midwestern spring storm: unpredictable, occasionally enlightening, but always a little messy."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your political insights are so hot, I’m considering getting a fire extinguisher for my feed.
- 🔥With all those likes, I’m surprised you don’t run a political claptrap factory!
- 🔥You must have a PhD in political pessimism, ERTBen!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tone down the existential dread, or else we’ll all be heavily sedated!
- 😅Try writing one post without bringing up gardening; I dare you!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you posted about button batteries, I felt like I was watching a superhero emerge from a phone booth—sudden and impactful!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If ERTBen can channel his knowledge into a blog or podcast, he could be the voice of progressive reason everyone’s looking for!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of political issues
- 💎Ability to engage with complex subjects humorously
- 💎Gifted at building community around progressive ideas
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly recap of your favorite articles—that could be your niche!
- 🚀Engage more with visuals to make your posts pop—seriously, who doesn’t love a good meme?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
ERTBen will evolve into a social media thought leader, creating engaging content that combines politics, community engagement, and parenting wisdom.
Potential Superpower
The ability to explain complex political issues in a way even your grandma could understand.
Future Community Role
As a mentor for new voices in the progressive movement, ERTBen could be the guiding light—like a lighthouse in the storm of social media.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Prediction
- ⚔️Community Engagement
- ⚔️Gardening Wisdom
Weaknesses
- 💀Button Battery Awareness
- 💀Existential Dread
- 💀Overthinking
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent waters of modern politics while cultivating a safer, greener future.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Button batteries are secretly government surveillance devices designed to distract parents from real political issues.
Evidence Board
Constantly alarmed media coverage of button battery dangers and neglecting larger political discussions.
Secret Society
The Society of Progressive Parenting—where we plot to save the world one safety tip at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GardeningAndGoverning
Twitter Main Character
The great Button Battery Scandal of 2025
LinkedIn Title
Head of Community Engagement at Progressive Ideas Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
An all-knowing political gardener, dispensing wisdom in a digital Eden.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile featuring political rants in the ‘About Me’ section, top 8 friends include gardening gurus and activist icons.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for discussing progressive ideas, featuring smart contracts for community safety initiatives.
Future Post
2025: 'Still figuring out where we go from here, but at least now I’ve got a garden full of hope.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your remarkable ability to inform while engaging is downright impressive!
Charming Quirk
The way you mix parenting advice with political commentary feels like a sitcom waiting to happen—call it 'Parenting and Politics!'
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the thoughtful, witty voice we need in the ever-churning sea of social media. Just remember: a good laugh can be as important as a good argument!"
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