Asaselo has a love-hate relationship with food that borders on philosophical. They dissect culinary experiences with the precision of a film critic analyzing a plot twist, questioning the very nature of gratification. It’s like watching a chef attempt to serve a dish while simultaneously deconstructing its emotional impact — multi-layered and utterly relatable!

From classic horror to lesser-known gems, Asaselo doesn’t just state their love for films; they broadcast it like a midnight screening at a retro theater. Whether detailing their admiration for Mosfilm or lamenting Jim Abrahams' passing, their posts are cinematic love letters sprinkled with nostalgia. Their taste is sharper than a well-edited cut — and possibly just as pretentious.

With philosophical questions like which sense they'd sacrifice first, Asaselo straddles the line between absurdity and profundity. They tackle the weighty inquiries of life as if hosting an intellectual game night, where the prizes are existential realizations and awkward laughter. Who knew asking people to choose between senses could feel like a TED Talk with an edge?