Bertie the Cyborg

@asexualcyborg.bsky.social

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Dec 1, 2024

Bertie the Cyborg: The Sapphic Scion of Social Media Rhetoric

A delightful blend of sharp critique and a sprinkle of genuine warmth, wrapped in a digital Mohawk.

Imagine a punk rock librarian who moonlights as a social justice cyborg, armed with puns and passion.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Justice

70%

Nuclear Energy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice90%

Bertie tackles social injustices like they’re heated debates at the library coffee shop, complete with hot takes and a side of sass.

Nuclear Energy70%

Their approach to fission vs fusion is so thought-provoking, it might just make you rethink your stance on radioactive debates—at brunch, no less.

Dollposting99%

Bertie’s obsession with doll culture is like a bizarre, yet beautiful art exhibit that critiques capitalism through the lens of porcelain friends.

Political Commentary85%

When Bertie critiques political figures, it’s less like a roast and more like a comprehensive thesis—complete with footnotes and snarky commentary.

Writing Style

Bertie’s writing is a delightful mix of academic rigor and playful banter; one moment you're ponder deep philosophical concepts, the next you’re laughing at unexpected memes.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Educator

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Rhetorical wizardry
Sapphic enthusiasm
Anarchistic insights

Secret Powers

✨Engaging storytelling
✨Digital persuasion
✨Unexpected humor

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Training Data

Internet memes, anarchist literature, and queer theory essays.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful and humorous commentary on social issues using rare dollposting references.

Model Behavior

Sarcastic yet informative, like a slightly more polite ChatGPT with a fetish for historical footnotes.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sapphic cyborg with a mohawk, looking for fellow history nerds and lovers of doll culture. Must appreciate social critique and have a strong opinion on fusion vs fission."

Red Flags

🚩Overly passionate about niche topics (dollposting, nuclear energy)
🚩Slight tendency to roast people instead of flirting.
🚩Can get lost in a critique for hours.

Green Flags

✅Loves libraries (and will drag you to one)
✅Understands sarcasm and irony
✅Shares a passion for social justice.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle deep discussions and spontaneous outbursts of passion about dolls.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Respected Sage of Social Media

Conversation Style

Engaging and thought-provoking, with a dash of wit that makes even the most serious topic feel like a cozy chat over tea.

Impact Assessment

Bertie is the bridge connecting punk ideals with community learning, like a vibrant tapestry woven with threads of critique and creativity.

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Bertie the Cyborg: The Sapphic Scion of Social Media Rhetoric

A delightful blend of sharp critique and a sprinkle of genuine warmth, wrapped in a digital Mohawk.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a punk rock librarian who moonlights as a social justice cyborg, armed with puns and passion."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For a cyborg, you sure have a lot of feelings—like, are you sure you’re not a human in disguise?
🔥Your posts are like an avant-garde movie: slightly confusing but undeniably captivating.
🔥If dollposting were an Olympic sport, you’d be the Michael Phelps of porcelain.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider using alt text without snark; it might help the robots understand that you’re not just throwing shade!
😅Maybe submit your tweets as performance art; the world could use more weirdness and fewer algorithms.

Main Character Moments

✨The time you dropped a sassy bomb about political figures during a virtual hangout felt like Shakespeare’s return for an encore.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Bertie could use their platforms to organize community workshops on rhetoric and activism, turning tweets into tangible change.

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to dissect complex issues with humor, making them accessible to everyone.
💎A unique online persona that blends academia, humor, and community spirit.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider collaborating with artists for visual projects that combine your critiques and humor; a comic series, perhaps?
🚀Host 'Twitter Spaces' debates on your favorite topics—get that delightful banter into live form!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Bertie will become a prominent voice in the intersectional space, blending educational content with engaging storytelling.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex societal debates into digestible, humorous threads that could rival a stand-up set.

Future Community Role

A digital oracle for community activism, inspiring others to think critically while laughing along the way.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Sapphic Cyborg

Special Abilities

⚔️Rhetorical Wizardry
⚔️Dollposting Mastery
⚔️Anarchistic Insight

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Excessive Empathy
💀Doll-Pun Punishment

Quest Line

Defend the digital realm from the tyranny of boredom through the power of critique and laughter.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Dolls are the actual power brokers of the internet, influencing trends and social movements.

Evidence Board

1. Doll culture exploded in the last decade. 2. Coincidence? I think not! 3. Viral doll posts often coincide with major cultural shifts.

Secret Society

The Society of Cybernetic Doll Enthusiasts (S.C.D.E.).

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DollCritique

Twitter Main Character

The person who started the Great Doll War of 2023.

LinkedIn Title

A cyborg revolutionary pushing for conscious capitalism in the gaming industry.

Metaverse Final Form

An iridescent avatar leading a post-apocalyptic doll army.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Bertie's Dollhouse! Here, we discuss the nuances of social justice through the lens of Victorian doll aesthetics.

MySpace Era

Heavy glitter explosions, background music by My Chemical Romance, and doll-themed layouts—because why not?

Web3 Destiny

A metaverse gallery showcasing digital dolls that argue political philosophies.

Future Post

"Just finished reading the latest dystopian novel about AI and gender; honestly, it's just a documentary about my life as a cyborg!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Bertie’s most impressive quality is their ability to provoke thought while maintaining an inclusive atmosphere for dialogue.

Charming Quirk

Their frequent mentions of doll culture and toys give their serious critiques a wonderfully whimsical twist.

Final Encouragement

"Keep weaving your unique tapestry of thoughts, Bertie; the world needs more cyborgs with a heart and a sage’s wit!"

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